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Danny was going to scream. For once, (once!) he'd been minding his own business, just trying to get to school, but of course the ancients-damned universe couldn't just let him get one normal day.
So far in the last hour Danny had gotten sucked through a natural portal, freaking mugged like his life was some b rate gangster movie, been thrown through ANOTHER portal, and, to top it all off, he was stuck in a demon trap in the middle of the woods in who knows where with no one else around.
What was his life?
Or: Danny has a very, very bad day. This leads to a worse day, some new people, and eventually, a somewhat better day.
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those idiot criminals are my friends, your honor by roasted_breadstick
Fandoms: Ultraman: Rising (2024)
03 Oct 2025
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He tuned out the squabbling men across from them to Fucile, leaning in to hear him better. “What’s up, bro?”
“It’s nice to see you smile, a real one I mean, not that crap you put on for the media.” Fucile teased.
He laughed nervously. “I don’t know what you’re talking about, man. I laugh all the time.” He finished off his statement with a patented Ken Sato laugh and a sip of his drink. It didn’t taste as good anymore.
Fucile just hummed in response. He looked amused, leaning away from Kenji so he could see him better. He had a stupid, lazy smirk on his face as he dragged his eyes up and down Kenji’s frame.
Kenji felt distinctly like prey about to be eaten by a predator.
Not taking his eyes off of Kenji, Fucile grabbed his glass off of the table, downing the rest of it in one go. Still smirking, he finally turned away.
“Fine, keep your secrets then, Ken Sato.”
Or: how Kenji makes himself a family, bonds with his daughter, and learns that maybe, just maybe, everything will be okay
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a dragon in sheep's clothing by roasted_breadstick
Fandoms: Mulan (Disney Animated Movies)
09 Sep 2025
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"I could change you." She spoke quietly, her words barely audible. Mulan had to lean in to hear them. "It might just solve all of your problems."
She opened her mouth to speak, but hesitated. Closing her mouth, she nodded, "Do it." A pause. "Please.." she added.
The old woman grinned, raising one wrinkled hand. Mulan placed her own hand in the woman's palm. The candle blew out, casting them into sudden darkness. The woman's grin only widened, moonlight glinting off of her teeth as Mulan vision faded. to. black..
Or: If only men can fight in the war, then Mulan will just have to become a man.
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the secrets we keep (can be healed) by roasted_breadstick
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV)
25 Mar 2025
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Spencer Reid was very good at hiding. He hid from bullies, he hid from his past, and he occasionally hid from an unsub. He was also very good as hiding secrets, but this one doesn't seem to want to stay hidden.
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A string of murders has the team traveling to Los Angelas for a case and learning things about Spencer's past that he never wanted to be brought to the surface.
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He Was Wrong by roasted_breadstick
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
19 Oct 2024
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There was nothing wrong with Problem child. Aizawa was never wrong.
So what happens when he is?
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Aizawa analyzes something wrong for the first time, specifically his student Izuku Midoryia.𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗿𝘆 𝗶𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗮 𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗳𝘂𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀
Hi, this work has been taken over by me(Aizawa_Internally) and it is not discontinued!
I have edited things from the original chapter and while this is in progress I might change up some tags!
Also I’m writing this I just have summer school and band camp I’ll update as soon as I can!!! Writing is slow because I don’t have much time to write, but with recent ao3 stuff I’m almost done too!I hope you enjoy this!
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Mama Leo things~ by roasted_breadstick
Fandom Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2012), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
11 May 2024
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All of my tmnt works with Parental Leonardo :)
These aren’t related, but I guess they could be read as in the same “world”
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He thinks of Ilya’s commanding tone: “Hollander, here”, “take it for me”, or Shane’s personal favorite, “kneel.” Shane, through all these years, has been amazed that to Ilya these little commands are so casual, just a part of fucking for him. To Shane, these words are all consuming. They shut off the hyperactive part of his brain and he can just… enjoy. Ilya takes over, makes Shane feel good, uses Shane to feel good, and Shane goes gooey for it every time. He’s never known peace like getting railed by Ilya Rozanov.
Shane knows you can't eat your cake and have it, too. He knows that asking too much of Ilya would be plain selfish. Knows that asking to be told exactly what to do so he can shut his brain off isn't normal. And Ilya... well he doesn't think Shane knows shit.
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28 Jun 2026
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a sixth love language by b4ckshifting
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Jan 2026
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“Is just a thing I do to help him,” he said quietly. Troy cocked his head.
“What do you mean?”
Ilya sighed, glancing around to make sure that Shane and everyone else were out of earshot.
“He gets… quiet sometimes. Can’t talk. When I see he’s getting like that…” Ilya looked up and pressed his lips into a line for a moment before continuing. “He feels good when he helps me. So sometimes, I maybe pretend to need more help.”
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Troy knows that Ilya knows much more English than he was pretending to earlier that night. He suspects that it had something to do with Shane. After all, most things that Ilya Rozanov does have something to do with Shane Hollander.
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28 Jun 2026
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Refusing to let Ilya ruin his career by signing with Ottawa, Shane chooses to really give their relationship a try and moves to Boston to live with Ilya and become a Raider. What follows is enough public scrutiny and backlash from his team that it has him questioning if he made the right decision. Until moments with Ilya and the Raiders show him exactly why he chose correctly.
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Hayden’s eyes flickered to Shane as he sat on the bench, chewing on the edge of his mouth guard.
“Don’t fucking look at him,” Ilya insisted as he bent down for the faceoff.
“Excuse me?” Hayden mumbled, eyes darting back to him.
“You heard me,” he retorted, his tone clipped. “He’s not your teammate anymore; he’s mine. If you think Marlow is a problem to your game, wait until you see what I will do to your team if you hurt anyone on mine again.”
Hayden scoffed, dipping his head as he tried to focus on the game. Something about Ilya’s words still rang through his head though, sounding so definitive that he didn’t want to risk seeing what he was actually referring to when he said that.
The puck dropped again, and Ilya stole it before he could comprehend how quickly it happened.
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26 Jun 2026
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Shane Hollander woke up early on the morning of the MLH Awards. He went for a run. He had lunch with Hayden Pike. He kissed Ilya Rozanov in a bathroom. He fucked Ilya Rozanov in his hotel room.
Shane Hollander woke up early on the morning of the MLH Awards.
Again. And again. And again.
(Shane relives the 2014 MLH Awards over and over again. Alternative title: Shane Hollander learns to ask for what he wants.)
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26 Jun 2026
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Operation O Canada, or The Hollander-Rozanov Method of Soft Launching a Marriage by robbinscinquefoil
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
01 May 2026
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“Can’t hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.”
“Bullshit,” Hayden responds. “You never have plans.”
Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilya’s penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilya’s sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. He’s colour coded it.
In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.
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25 Jun 2026