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Lance’s daughter seems pretty intent on terrorizing her art classroom, and Lance has no choice but to apologize to the hot art teacher. As many times as it takes.
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The Paladins of Voltron made it out of Bob's game show alive, but Lance is feeling the effects of being called the dumb one...and is about to feel effects of being thrown into a vat of acid...
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“What is wrong with your dog?!” Lance shouts, his furious blue eyes narrowed as soapsuds slide down his face. Keith tries his hardest to keep his gaze stuck on Lance’s face, to prevent it from slipping down the glistening, bare skin of his chest that melts into his abs.
“He’s a wolf, not a dog,” he replies. Beside him, Kosmo howls as though he’s agreeing with Keith. Lance shoots a glare at Kosmo and he shuts up promptly. Then his glare turns on Keith and he regrets ever opening his mouth.
“Your cosmic pet drops you into the middle of my shower and that’s what you’re arguing about? The semantics of his species?” he snaps, throwing up an arm in frustration and sending suds flying. One lands on Keith’s hair. “Get out!”
He shrugs, his gaze snagging on Lance’s broad shoulders. “It’s not anything I haven’t seen before.”
“Keith, get out!” he shrieks, grabbing a bottle of shampoo and hurling it at him. Keith manages to duck in time before it slams against the wall where he was standing seconds before.
Five times Kosmo spontaneously teleports Keith to Lance’s side, and the one time Lance returns the favor.
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“Look. It was not a prank. You called the Divine Relief Office. They sent me to grant you a wish.” He sounds so certain. So firm. Almost exasperated. But Keith doesn’t believe him. Not one bit. He’s not going to be made fun of like this.
“You’re literally a student at the Garrison,” Keith says flatly. “You’re just a guy. Just a cadet. You’re literally in a college dorm with a suitcase.”
Lance’s nose scrunches, upper lip curling. He lifts his chin slightly. “I’m a student now, but I’m not just some guy. I’m a God of Happiness. More powerful than you could ever imagine. I have the power to mold and shape the world around me. I’m only here, pretending to be human, because you made a wish. And I’m granting it.” He holds his arms wide, shit-eating grin curling mockingly, and Keith feels the dread curling in his gut. “Congratulations. I’m now required to be your boyfriend forever.”
Keith accidentally calls the Divine Relief Office and is granted one wish. Lance is sent to grant the wish. But Keith thinks it’s a prank. He mockingly wishes for Lance to be his boyfriend and the wish gets granted. Surprising everyone. Now Lance is stuck on Earth, pretending to be human, and Keith is stuck with Lance.
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The once bloody war between man and siren has come to a tremulous truce once the siren prince had been captured. The people of Altea retreated, and mankind was once more free to roam the sea. Shackled and locked away within a mountain cavern, the prince watches, and he waits. Biding his time.
Keith has never truly fit in, no matter how much he’s tried. Ever since Shiro found him, wild and alone in the northern mountains, something has burned deep inside him, something dangerous and terrifying. A simmering need for something more. To protect those he loves. To tear apart those who hide behind falsities and carefully sculpted smiles. Those who hide behind laws of their own creation.
Two beasts, shackled and bound, each in their own way. Keys to each other’s freedom.
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How can I measure the space between us? A centimetre, the world, an entire universe?
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Small ficlets for a variety of pairings.Series
- Part 4 of Gravity
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Fate's guiding hands push them together, no matter the time or universe.
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Small stories for a variety of pairings and AUs.Series
- Part 6 of Gravity
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You hold my heartstrings in your hands but I wouldn't want it any other way.
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Small ficlets for a variety of pairings and prompts.Series
- Part 5 of Gravity
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You Give Me Cause For Love That I Can’t Hide (For You I Know I’d Even Try To Turn The Tide) by negativefouriq
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
11 Feb 2023
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Because unlike Lance or the Alteans, Keith is uninterested in catering to or indulging his audience. He could have one follower instead of his millions, and it would not change his content. If anything, his posts are more like Hunk and Pidge’s, in that he only really posts about one thing.
What is that thing, you may ask? And where does the ‘flattery’ point come in?
Well, excellent questions. And, ironically, they both have the same answer:
Keith posts, exclusively, about Lance.
And it’s certainly something.
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MMA fighter Keith Kogane is admitted to the hospital and gets KO'd by blue eyes that rival the seas and a crooked grin that knocks the air out of his lungs. It hasn't even been a minute in the ring. It's a world fucking record.
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It wasn't every day that a student stood up to Iverson. Much less so when it was someone as bright and magnetic as Lance. By some stroke of fate, he ends up sitting right by Keith in their afternoon detention, and Keith can't help but notice every little detail about this guy.
Keith can't imagine passing boats with anyone else.
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After graduating from NYU, Lance landed an assistant job with Altea Publishing, working for the notoriously difficult Keith Kogane. Thinking this position would be a quick way to fast-track his career into editing, Lance finds himself stagnant in the company five years later. But when Keith's work visa is denied, Lance is given a chance for all his aspirations to come true.
For a price, of course. That happens to be marrying his boss.
//inspired by The Proposal//
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“I think I’m being stalked,” Lance confesses in a softer than usual tone.
_______For the last couple of weeks, Lance has a feeling he’s being stalked, no… he has proof of it. But the law isn’t on his side and he doesn’t know what to do with himself.
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Why Does My Heart Cry (Feelings I Can't Fight) by negativefouriq
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
11 Feb 2023
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“You did. You made me lion slippers.”
“I did not! I found them!”
Keith laughs, and the sound is bright and loud and makes Lance’s knees weak, a little.
Oh, no.
“They’re very cute,” Keith says, inspecting them closely. That stupid smirk never leaves his face. “I can see you’ve poured your heart and soul into them. I appreciate it.”
“I didn’t — fuck off! There was no heart and soul involved. Only — malice and hatred!”
“The cutest manifestation of malice and hatred I’ve ever received,” Keith assures, falsely sincere. He brushes past Lance to get to his door, and Lance scrambles to put as much distance between them as possible. Keith is undeterred, leaning against his newly opened door as casual as can be.
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OR: Oh, Keith is the fucking worst. He's the worst! And Lance hates him.
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When You Get Older Your Wild Heart Will Live For Younger Days (Think Of Me If Ever You're Afraid) by negativefouriq
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
09 Oct 2023
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“These are your car keys,” he says, gingerly holding the objects in question.
“Yes,” Shiro says.
“Context clues imply that you are asking me to drive your car.”
“Mhm.”
“I am thirteen years of age.”
“Yep.”
“We met, famously, because I stole your car. This very car, in fact. And crashed it.”
“Correct.”
Keith blinks slowly at him. His amused expression does not shift. Keith’s not sure how else to spell things out for him, so he just shrugs. He’s not about to say no to getting a chance to drive. How many other thirteen year olds can say that a legal, licensed adult took them out to drive?
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OR: Keith is placed in a new foster home. He's hesitant, but...he's feeling a little optimistic about this one.Bookmarked by queernightly
13 Jun 2026
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I Can't Help Falling In Love With You (Would It Be A Sin) by negativefouriq for AWhoreInTheory
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
14 Oct 2022
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“We fly magical robot lions —”
“Magic does not equate ghosts —”
“Yes it fucking does —”
“That’s so fucking stupid, just because one thing exists doesn’t mean another thing exists. If humans evolved the ability to breathe underwater it would not give them the sudden ability to fly —”
“In what way is that argument even remotely the same —”
“In every way, what are you even —”
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OR: The team can't make up their mind -- are ghosts real or not? Lance, somehow, ends the night screeching into a pillow. -
Ten Minutes On The Clock, Twenty Years On My Mind by negativefouriq
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
14 May 2022
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“These things aren’t pressure activated, right?” he asked.
Timarin shook her head, puzzled by the question.
“No. They have a deceptively soft exterior, as well — kind of like a tight… bag, if that makes sense? — but they’re virtually indestructible until their time is up.”
Lance nodded, fist clenched. He looked like he was steeling himself. He took a deep breath.
“Nine minutes. Five kilometres. I can do that.”
Hunk realised what Lance was planning a millisecond too late. His eyes widened in panic.
“Lance, that’s suici—“
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OR: Lance will give and give and give of himself, until there is nothing left to gift. -
Gliding Through The Sky (Flying High, The Fun We Have) by negativefouriq
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
16 Jan 2024
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Keith is pretty sure he’s actually breathing in water. The air is so humid he’s not sure there’s actually any air in it, and he is sticky.
Lance is already frolicking around like a nature fairy. He tugs off his jacket, tying it around his waist, but other than that he seems to revel in the humidity, breathing in deeply like he’s used to inhaling what is essentially gasified mist instead of air. He grins at the greenery like it’s familiar, despite the fact that they’ve never even glanced at this entire quadrant the entire time they’ve been in space, let alone this planet.
“You live to thrive wherever I do not,” Keith mutters, irrationally angry at Lance’s lack of suffering. He scowls at his back and says, louder, “We have a mission.”
“Yeah, yeah,” Lance dismisses, still in the trance-like glee. He twirls around to face a huge, fern like plant, reaching up to caress the leaves and pet the back of a beetle. “You and I both know it’s busywork.“
“Yeah, well, it’s an official mission and we’re Paladins of Voltron, so. Personally I take that pretty seriously.”
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OR: Keith and Lance's arguing is driving everyone else bonkers. They are Banished until they fix themselves. -
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Keith grits his teeth, pressing back the tears burning hotly at his eyes. He’s over the stupid Oliver Twist jokes – Ethan uses them so much they’re boring, now – but he’s embarrassed that he made them in front of Lance. In front of his new friend.
Through the blur of his watery eyes, Keith sees a small hand clench, feels Lance shift as he turns around the face the bully.
“Leave Keith alone,” he hisses.
“Ooooh, Keith!” Ethan laughs, “got your boyfriend protecting you now? Guess you really are a KoGAYne! Ha! Do your foster brothers know you’re a f—”
There’s the heavy thud noise of skin hitting skin, and the sickening sound of a bone crunching. Ethan screams, and the bus lurches to a stop. Keith whips around, eyes wide, only to find Lance glaring down at Ethan, knuckles split and red.
“My nose!” Ethan screams. “The little freak broke my nose!”
Keith stares wide-eyed after Lance, dragged away by the furious bus driver, practically thrown into the front seat. He can practically see the newfound friendship between them go up in smoke.
Except Lance turns around, and winks.
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OR: Keith hasn't had much luck making friends. One day, that all changes. -
You're From A Whole 'Nother World (A Different Dimension) by negativefouriq
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
02 May 2023
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“Maybe he really has been replaced by a pod person,” Pidge breathes.
She’s started to sound nervous, for all her joking.
“Let’s go find him,” Hunk says, and he can’t hide the urgency in his voice. They both rush down the hallway, wordlessly agreeing to be as silent as possible. They pause before Lance’s bedroom door, exchanging a determined look. Pidge nods, and Hunk carefully turns the doorknob, soundlessly pushing the door open.
It’s dark. The only light comes from the moonlight pouring through the open window, and the small shark-shaped nightlight on the desk. Despite the brightness of the moon, the only thing really visible are shadows and figures.
The lump on the bed, wrapped in the covers, is far too big to be Lance.
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OR: Hunk hasn't heard from Lance in months. He's getting worried. But when he goes to look for Lance himself...nothing could prepare him for who he finds in Lance's bed.
