probablynotadalek
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- Marvel Cinematic Universe (14)
- Star Wars - All Media Types (12)
- DCU (11)
- The Avengers (Marvel Movies) (11)
- Star Wars Original Trilogy (10)
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Cas wakes up in the Empty. He is not alone.
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- Part 1 of how's one to know
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Hernan spends 40 hours in the desert, talking to a cockroach.
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Robin’s not sure what advice she has to offer a young mentee. She tries her best anyway.
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A Decent Plan by probablynotadalek
Fandoms: Star Wars Original Trilogy, Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)
02 Mar 2026
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Through the years, Han Solo has managed to rack up millions of credits in bounties on his head. The New Republic is still, well, new, and in desperate need of money.
It’s a good plan. Really, it is.
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In Case I Stand a Chance by probablynotadalek
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
02 Jan 2026
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Alex isn’t sure how he ended up here, working for a soulless law firm and missing another Christmas. Henry, who comes from a long line of people trained in delivering Christmas spirit, is sent to teach him a lesson. It doesn’t go quite as planned.
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Uncooperative Play by probablynotadalek
Fandom Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics), Harley Quinn (Comics), Red Hood/Arsenal (Comics)
18 Feb 2025
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Irregular Openings by probablynotadalek
Fandom Star Trek: Strange New Worlds (TV), Star Trek: The Original Series
16 Nov 2023
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- 4
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In Translation by probablynotadalek
Fandom Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018), Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
28 Nov 2022
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The Neighborly Thing by probablynotadalek
Fandom Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Venom (Marvel Movies)
26 Dec 2022
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The Narrator by candle_beck
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes (2009), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
05 Apr 2011
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Watson is a degenerate gambler, a reluctant romantic, and the least reliable narrator in the history of the written word.
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- English
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Bookmarked by probablynotadalek
31 Jul 2026
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I only need your name (to call the reasons why I fought) by AgentStannerShipper
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
30 Jun 2025
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“It’s not Mando’a,” Obi-Wan grumbles. “It’s my name.”
“It’s not Mando’a,” Cody agrees easily. “It’s not your name, either,” he adds.
A demonstration of a neological continuum. Or, four times a clone trooper learned a new word in the developing language of Vodo'a, and one time Obi-Wan did.
Bookmarked by probablynotadalek
11 Mar 2026
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Cause of Death: Undecided by spaceisgay (ChancellorGriffin)
Fandoms: Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek
03 May 2024
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Spock wants Jim to fuck him. Jim thinks Spock wants to kill him. In the Mirror Universe, this is what passes for a romantic comedy.
Or: five times Mirror Kirk thought he was going to get murdered during sex (but wasn’t), and the time he finally figures out why.
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- English
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25 Nov 2025
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Grief as a four-dimensional figure by Moreta1848
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
07 Feb 2024
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"One might arguably say it is not fully logical to care whether I cannot return to Vulcan because it no longer exists or because it is separated from me permanently in five-dimensional space.”
“No, I think I get it,” said Jim. “Like, I haven’t gone back to the old house in Iowa in years, but I do like knowing it’s there. If my mom sold it and it got knocked down, it would make a difference to me.”
The ambassador nodded. “Likewise, even in four-dimensional space, we are separated from the things we have lost only by distance—by the fact that we cannot easily travel along the timeline.” He marked out a section of his timeline, then a dot further back in the bottom timeline—Jim’s timeline. “My marriage is here. I am here, in a different timeline and at a different time. But my marriage exists. It is a figure in four-dimensional space which will continue to exist, in that sense, eternally. So long as the timeline does not collapse, it is a permanent part of history. So although I do not have my spouse with me, I know that he existed. That somewhere, in a time and a dimension I cannot go, we are meeting for the first time. That somewhere, I am asleep in his arms.”
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Thirteen Months (or is It a Year?) by orphan_account
Fandoms: DCU, Red Hood/Arsenal (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics)
02 Mar 2021
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Roy was told once that he loved too much. In NA, it's a character flaw. He didn't stay sober that time, but he keeps the idea with him.
Two stints at rehab later, and he's understanding it better. He's been clean for a year (or thirteen months) and he's counting the days of a different problem. The problem isn't drugs, he's learned during this most recent sobriety. It's habits. Patterns.
Jason is the worst of those.