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    A video of Ilya and Yuna at the farmers market goes viral.

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    01 Aug 2026

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    Ilya's thoughts stutter to a grinding halt. That had been how Shane lost his virginity? A rushed, unpleasant thing, with Shane left wanting for the orgasm Jacques no doubt thought he'd delivered?

    "So anyway," Shane goes on, babbling now, "I've made my peace with it, and I should probably go to the library to study-"

    Ilya makes a very bad decision in a line of bad decisions, starting with when he asked to live with Shane after falling head-over-heels for him after their hockey coach assigned Shane to tutor Ilya in math.

    "I bet I can make you come," he says, and Shane's eyes go wide.
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    Ilya has a long string of very satisfied hookups. Shane has one very bad one, and a body that can't seem to orgasm.

    Ilya also has a crush on Shane and a penchant for bad decisions.

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    28 Jul 2026

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    “Shane. You know you are my baby. My soulmate, my reason for living.”

    There are many reactions to being called such sweet things, but a wail is definitely not one of them. The sound Shane makes is unmistakably upset. A lamenting groan loud enough for the whole table to hear, a sound sober Shane would never make on pain of death.

    “How is that the wrong answer?” Bood asks, bemused.

    Or, Shane is jealous that he isn't Ilya's best friend (even though he is).

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    27 Jul 2026

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    Once upon a time, Ilya had put a pretty girl in the passenger seat of his Porsche and fingered her while he pushed 120 down the interstate. He’d kissed drunk boys in seedy European clubs. He’d been impossibly hot, impossibly cool.

    Moreover, he was impossibly ill-prepared for the dizzying experience of being Shane Hollander’s boyfriend. Because Shane was turning out to be a really good boyfriend, the kind that quietly handled expensive restaurant checks, the kind that made soup when he was sick and held open his coat for him.

    Ilya basically had no choice but to get hard about it.

    Or: a 5+1 of Ilya versus Shane’s boyfriendisms, told over the years.

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    25 Jul 2026

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    Marlow: UHHHH
    Connors: GOOD LORD
    Carmichael: WHAT THE HELL CAP?
    Ilya: Oops
    Ilya: Wrong chat
    Ilya: Obviously
    Ilya: You’re welcome though 😏

    Or: A handful of times Shane and Ilya accidentally send sexts to a group chat, +1 time they sext in a group chat on purpose

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    22 Jul 2026