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Ryland Grace is Never Climbing Another Tree in his Life by pez_zeroni
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
25 Jun 2026
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Sometimes- if he could wipe enough thick blood away from his eyes- he could see that the tree was flowing with blood. Like if the body was clear enough to see blood moving. It looked like those animations he showed his students back on Earth, of blood moving throughout the body through arteries and veins. He could see what looked like capillaries, blood exchanging and moving back towards the trunk of the tree through the viny veins.
He hated it. It felt important.
It felt like he was meant to get there.
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tl;dr: Grace is having the worst, bloodiest nightmares he's ever had and not a soul on Erid, including him, can seem to discern why.
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- Part 1 of The Bloodiest Olive Branch
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The yellow rabbit was strung up at Jeff's, still and silent, left to be forgotten about.
Despite everything seemingly being over, Oswald just couldn't free himself of the awful memories, and the panic they brought with them. Why couldn't everything just go back to normal, now that he'd fixed it?
Why did he see those glowing eyes around every corner?
[Definitely more based on the game than the book, but there'll probably be factors from both :)]
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Family Road Trip, Yaaay! (Not yay. very not yay) by pez_zeroni
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Web Series)
11 Jan 2026
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Angel Dust was in a fresh, surprisingly good relationship with Hell's very own Radio Demon. Sure they'd had some kinks (not that kind, unfortunately) getting to where they were now. But...Angel had something actually, truly good going for him.
Then he got a call from his sister, and suddenly his whole family was going on a road-trip. He'd be fine going too, right?
Especially since he got to bring his new boyfriend. Sure, Al had to be disguised, but that was fine. No ways anything could go wrong with that.
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A/N: This was written and planned out before Hazbin Hotel came out, and is EXTREMELY canon divergent, just as a heads up. The only canon episode from Vivzie in this is the pilot :]
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The Way to the Heart is Grand Romantic Jesters (and maybe snails) by pez_zeroni for Bernie1273blue
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game)
25 Jun 2025
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“Papyrus’ suggestion?” Toriel repeated, a tad confusedly, “What suggestion? Did I miss something?”
“He told us to stop clownin’ around,” Sans recalled for her, winking with a one armed shrug as he leaned into her side. “But I think we're too good at it to quit, no?”
Toriel felt herself straighten as a joyous realization fell upon her shoulders. “You think we should go as clowns!”
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Tl;dr- Soriel dressing up as clowns for a costume party :)
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There was a virus spreading throughout Detroit. Exclusively infecting androids, it was nearly undetectable and its method of spreading was as much a mystery as how this virus somehow mutated the robots into feeling physical pain.
Connor wasn't allowed near this case, or risk catching this virus. He disapproved heavily, obviously, this case was killing his kind.
The bot's shoulders sunk deeply in disappointment, and his ventilation systems whirred with a heavy breath out, a distracting flicker of red dancing over his vision. Connor only stiffened a moment. He couldn't let a minor glitch throw him off, after all.
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The Bloodiest Olive Branch by pez_zeroni
Fandom Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
25 Jun 2026
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aperture by birdbyrne (beezlebubz)
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
17 Jul 2026
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Ryland doesn't know where he is, what he's doing, or why he's doing it. All he knows is that he's in a universe with no stars and that an organization called the COI found the Hail Mary spinning out into deep space. He knows that Rocky may be injured somewhere, and he knows that the man that currently lays in a hospital bed in front of him should be dead as dirt but has miraculously survived.
He knows he has been given an ultimatum. Find out what brought Simon back to life or never see Rocky again.
The task proves more complicated than he thought.
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Within A Spectroscopic Binary by oofouchyikes
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)
17 Jul 2026
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Between Grace's scant first aid and the nanny bot they managed to get the man mostly stable, tucked into Grace's bed and completely dead to the world for the past few days.
It's the same man currently trying to kill him.
or, the Eridians find a man covered in blood and Grace hasn't been able to care for something in far too long.
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- Part 1 of The Nature of Star Systems
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The Astrobiology Immersion Program by startingatmidnight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 May 2026
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It's not every day you wake up with five arms and no eyes, but Ryland Grace stopped having normal days a very long time ago.
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Bookmarked by pez_zeroni
01 Jun 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Genuinely the best body swap fic I've ever read. Jfc. Read this right fuckin now if you like PHM at all holy shit I am in shock
Beautifully written. Planned out. The details are insane and Grace and Rocky are so adorable. The way they're there for each other is just unmatched in this fic. PLEEEASE read this it's so worth it -
the great tribulation by aloremrem for Ikira
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game)
17 Jun 2026
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When Grace gets seemingly teleported by means unknown into the SM-13 right as it was nearing The Light, both Simon and Grace have no idea what is happening. Grace knows he was supposed to be in his house on Erid, Simon knows this new guy cannot possibly be a hallucination, and Ava, upon hearing Grace ramble about theories for how he got there, knows that new guy is Smart. Could-Secure-Our-Survival Smart.
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We're Living Past the End of Our Myth by enderman_rights
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)
01 Jul 2026
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Grace turns his gaze back to the craft in front of him. Now that he takes a closer look, it is a craft, and a shoddily constructed one at that. Even from this far away, he can see patches of metal roughly welded together to create something just this side of airtight.
At least it used to be. The thing looked like it had been hit by a bulldozer, and then backed over for good measure. There were holes punched into the metal big enough to stick his arm through, the glass on the front was cracked, one tap away from shattering completely, and the whole thing was covered in dents and scratches. He couldn’t even see any way for the thing to propel itself. He leaned in a bit closer to see around the back and … is that a propeller? Like on a-
“..submarine?” He whispers, almost to himself, trying to process what’s in front of him. Maybe he needs that nap a bit more than he thought.Bookmarked by pez_zeroni
27 May 2026
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AGHHH SO GOOD
the cliffhanger is a bit diabolical though