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A prequel to Ringing in the New Year.
Johnny gets into a bar fight with a guy and then discovers a sexual kink he didn’t know he had. He does not have a crisis (well, maybe just a little one) and decides to explore new things with his new friend Noah.
Or; How Johnny and Noah met and figured out their “game”.AN: I’m not into OCs as pairings, but I wanted to write more about Noah. This story is just fantasy and indulgence on my part.
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- Part 2 of Johnny's Old Friend
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Romance Novels Can Fuck Off by petofi for mostpeculiarmademoiselle
Fandoms: Cobra Kai (Web Series)
20 Mar 2022
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Ace!Johnny fill for this prompt.
Johnny finds out that asexuality is a spectrum and he might be on it. There isn’t really a way to get off of it... so he might as well accept it. It certainly explains a few things.
Now he just has to tell Daniel.
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“Okay, so wait,” Daniel says slowly, “You’re a genie.”
The genie rolls his eyes and nods.
“And you live in a Coors bottle?”
“Yep.”
“And you have to give me wishes now, right?”
“Yeah, bub, that’s kind of the job.”
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Post S4. The one where a genie pops out of a Coors Banquet and Daniel gets a wish granted. Of course, there’s probably a reason this genie’s living in a beer bottle and Daniel doesn’t exactly get what he wished for.
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Johnny has no idea why he turns into a woman on Friday nights, but he decides he might as well make the best of it. It has its advantages, after all. Friday Night Johnny likes to get people to buy him drinks at bars and take him home with them. He disappears in the morning. No ties, no relationships, no consequences.
But then Johnny lets the LaRussos take him home one Friday night. And the next Friday night. And Friday Night Johnny starts to wonder if he can fix some of Daytime Johnny's mistakes.
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One day when Johnny goes to Lyle's pawn shop, Lyle jokes that if Johnny doesn't have anything of value he could sell his body instead. Much to Lyle’s dismay, Johnny takes this as serious career advice. Now Lyle feels responsible for the guy, and... well... Johnny is kind of cute and sexy. In his dumb blond way.
*The rare pair that someone actually did ask for*
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(A very self-indulgent, semi-crack fic, set somewhere around Order of the Phoenix.)
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Severus is accidentally de-aged into his eight-year-old self. For his protection, Dumbledore places Snape at Grimmauld Place until he can be aged back. Severus, having no access to his adult memories, comes face-to-face with the strange and imposing members of the Order - notably his future (or past?) bully, Sirius Black.
Quite a lot is learnt about Snape's less-than-stellar childhood.
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03 Jul 2026
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When his role in Dumbledore’s plan is compromised, Severus Snape must temporarily disappear. With some experimental magic, he can be hidden in plain sight. The downside? Severus Snape has been transformed into a very young, very frightened child. Dumbledore and McGonagall disagree on how much effort should be expended on a temporary second chance. And what exactly made Severus Snape become Severus Snape?
Meanwhile, Harry Potter tries to unravel the mystery of what happened to the previous Potions Master.
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16 May 2026
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A Romantic Depiction of the Northern Countryside by alovelydream
Fandoms: North and South - Elizabeth Gaskell, North and South (UK TV)
19 Jul 2026
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John Thornton, flushed with brandy and thoughts of Miss Hale, stumbles upon her alone in his study after the dinner party, to their detriment.
A short, multi-chapter fic, exploring how Margaret and John would have handled a marriage of convenience before the pivotal moments of the riot.
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25 Apr 2026
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Five times Kíli's smile saved the day.
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19 Feb 2026
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Lonely children want pets. And Yondu has a certain amount of experience with small, cute things following him home. Not that he'd admit it.
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16 Jun 2025