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Professional Couples Only by Theheavenlyoption
Fandoms: Heartstopper (TV), Heartstopper (Webcomic)
16 Nov 2025
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“Look at this one - Furnished flat to rent in Victorian conversion. 2 beds 1 bath. Quiet street in Vauxhall. Available immediately. Oh wow, the rent’s really reasonable too. I wonder what the catch is?”
“There's the catch.” Nick leaned across the table and stabbed at the paper with his index finger. He’d read that listing on the tube earlier. “Professional couples only.”
“For fucks sake, why?!” Charlie groaned loudly, slumping back onto the cafe table in despair. “Why does this keep happening to me?!”
“Hey now, it can’t be that bad? Don't you have any homeless friends you can pretend to be in a couple with? I'm sure someone would…. What? Why are you looking at me like that?”
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Fed up of house hunting, passing acquaintances Nick and Charlie pretend to be a couple in order to rent a flat. What could possibly go wrong?!
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Strangers to flatmates to friends to lovers
A Spaced inspired AU
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13 Jan 2026
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Charlie fancies the cute boy who is always in the coffee shop when he's there. He's a complete disaster about it. That's it. That's the fic.
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04 Jan 2026
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i don't want to look at anything else (now that i saw you) by somnatic
Fandoms: Heartstopper (Webcomic), Heartstopper (TV)
20 Oct 2022
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Nick would consider his life at university rather unremarkable. That is, until Charlie moves in, with his fairy lights and his silly friends and his ridiculous, lovely heart.
Featuring stress-baking, reading the lads to sleep, wine-drunk makeovers, and gay panic.
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- English
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- 24,940
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 280
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30 Dec 2025
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First Date Magic by scienceisrealyo for NellieSayzBork, BeezusRed
Fandoms: Heartstopper (TV), Heartstopper (Webcomic)
12 Dec 2023
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Charlie Spring hasn't gone on a date in a long time. A loooooong time. So when the handsome-yet-douchey guy from the café where he works keeps asking him out, he finally says yes. What could go wrong?
(And more importantly...who else might he meet along the way?)
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- English
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- 16,445
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 472
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29 Dec 2025
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Lavender Fields by scienceisrealyo for KitSaidOui
Fandoms: Heartstopper (Webcomic), Heartstopper (TV)
13 Jul 2025
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31 year old Nick Nelson retired from professional rugby and is giving Sarah Nelson a well-deserved year off from running Lavender Fields Bed and Breakfast. And Nick’s doing fine, thank you very much. Until the guest name C. Spring changes everything.
Note: 1-31 are the original story (Nick's point of view). Chapters 32 - 60 are from when Charlie bullied me into providing his perspective, too.
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On any other day, Nick’s first impression would probably be something along the lines of: oh, he’s cute. On that day, however, all he thought was: that’s my seat, bitch.
AKA: Nick's train gets cancelled and he's very tired.
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03 Dec 2025
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Nick and Charlie go back to Wales, but this time Charlie has a plan.
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- Part 2 of June, July, August
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03 Dec 2025
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June, July, August by sophisticatedyet
Fandoms: Heartstopper (Webcomic), Heartstopper (TV)
29 Aug 2022
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Needing a change of scenery after the worst year of his life so far, Charlie rents a cottage on the coast for the summer. It could have been a lonely three months but thankfully the landlady’s son, Nick, is (more than) happy to keep him company.
AKA: Put Nick and Charlie in knitwear by the sea and make them fall in love.
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- Part 1 of June, July, August
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- English
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- 44,725
- Chapters:
- 6/6
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03 Dec 2025
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Charlie thinks agreeing to join the Truham rugby team at the request of Mrs Singh is possibly the worst decision he’s ever made. Then Nick Nelson, the St John’s fly half, sweeps him off his feet (literally) and Charlie decides maybe rugby isn’t so bad.
AKA: the Charlie and Nick are on rival rugby teams AU.
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- English
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- 23,764
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Comments:
- 413
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03 Dec 2025
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Stevie Budd has never needed anyone to answer anything of importance to her. Nothing that could ever warrant an answer that would have a tangible, lasting difference in her life.
"Are we sure that this is the outfit you’re going with?" Sure. Fair game.
"Am I dating the girl I’ve constantly spent the last three weeks talking to, despite never having had feelings for a woman before?" Absolutely not. She’d frankly rather die.
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Stevie has a question. Patrick and David, as always, help her find the answer.
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04 Jun 2021
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Patrick Brewer would always remember the first words ever spoken to him by the man who he would eventually marry, because they were “What the fuck are you doing? Are you an idiot?”
The Firefighter-AU enemies-to-secret-husbands fic I didn't know I wanted to write. NOW COMPLETE!
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- Part 2 of Strike Anywhere
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- English
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- 70,042
- Chapters:
- 16/16
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11 May 2021
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It’s an attractive thought, that changing your life could be as easy as doing a hard thing.
Instead of moving to Schitt’s Creek, Patrick decides to hike fifteen hundred miles of the Pacific Crest Trail, through the wilderness, alone. He ends up meeting someone else with something to prove.
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- Chapters:
- 6/6
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- 710
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07 Apr 2021
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“Um,” his voice cracks and he clears his throat and tries again, “Um, Patrick can’t come into work today?”
“Oh?” Alexis asks, keeping the question carefully nonchalant which really only makes things worse. If she’s sparing his feelings then shit surely must be hitting the fan.
“Yeah.”
“Did he say why?” Again, meticulously neutral.
“No.”
Or, the morning after Grad Night goes somewhat differently when Patrick gets a call from home.
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- English
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- 31,022
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- 3/3
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- 783
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11 Nov 2020
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David and Patrick manage to secure a free night at Snow Valley Ski Lodge for their very first romantic getaway.
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- English
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- 5,960
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- 1/1
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- 40
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- 215
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17 Jun 2020
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Patrick wondered if this was an elaborate prank, and Ashton Kutcher was about to pop out from behind the sale rack. “So, you want me to date your son briefly in exchange for money.”
Mrs. Rose smiled, reminding him of a shark. “Do we have an agreement?”
Or: the Failure to Launch AU everyone (okay, I) wanted.
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16 Jun 2020
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Patrick doesn’t respond correctly - because Patrick has never once responded correctly to David being horrible. He just takes another sip of tea, and fucking smiles again.
“What?” David snaps.
“Nothing, I just-”
He stops, mouth still open, sound still somewhere in his throat. Then he laughs again. It’s quieter this time, more to himself, like he’s surprised himself with it. It’s infuriating, and it’s adorable, and David doesn’t get it.Or, five times Patrick almost said "I love you", and one time David said it first.
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- English
- Words:
- 13,350
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 114
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- 1,275
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13 Jun 2020
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Whilst volunteering to help out the high school drama club, Patrick has a small revelation about marriage.
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The kids huddle around, shooting David incredibly blatant glances. "Who is this?" Asks Joshie, a junior who's chalk-full of innuendo. She's eyeing David speculatively, head tilted.
"This is the guy who just brought you all pizza." Patrick leans in to peck David, a quick, cursory thing, as David gets close to him. "Guys, this is my husband, David."
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- Part 6 of Tumblr Prompt Fills
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11 Jun 2020
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Summer is More Than Freedom by eponymiad, ships_to_sail for Aulauem
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
07 Mar 2020
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“My family, um. We — they — actually own the camp?”
“Oh,” is all Patrick says, and it’s a two-letter word with two million meanings and David doesn’t know how he’s supposed to hear it when it comes out of Patrick’s mouth. “That’s, um. Wow.”
“What ‘wow’?”
“I’ve just never met anyone whose parents owned a summer camp before.”
“It’s a camp, not the diamond from Titanic.”
“The what?”
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David and Patrick spend six summers together, first as campers, then as counselors, always as best friends.Bookmarked by patrickbrewer
07 Jun 2020
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Throughout a person’s life, one experiences many kinds of births and deaths. While revenue agents swarmed his family home and ripped from him every shred of dignity he had, David Rose was reborn as a sensate, a human sub-species with a psychic connection to seven others, spread across the globe. From a dingy room in a roadside motel, David sees the world, and learns for the first time that he’s not alone.
Or, the Sense8 AU no one asked for.
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04 Jun 2020
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“Thank you for calling 94.1 CBC Radio, this is ‘What the Folk’, my name is Patrick and you’re on the air!” His voice sounds too loud in his headphones, and he hopes to God he’s not shouting. Shouting at his first ever on-air caller would be just his fucking luck.
“Hi, Patrick? Yes, who do I speak to about the fact that you’ve played six Lumineers songs in the last hour?”
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Patrick is a late-night folk radio DJ, David is the owner of a car with a broken radio dial and opinions that need to be shared.
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- English
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- 23,513
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- 6/6
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28 May 2020
