patrickbrewer
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It hurts like absolute hell, knowing that she has spent at least a decade loving someone who could never love her back. Knowing that she has spent long, drunken nights alone in her apartment wondering when the hell everything would fall back into place. Knowing that she is going to have to travel home alone and come to terms with the fact that the future she thought she had all figured out is actually never going to come to fruition.
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It’s a trending topic on twitter before Patrick even finishes coaxing David into leaving the venue, and by the time they make it back to their hotel there are at least five articles.
David Rose Falls Asleep on Husband’s Shoulder at the VMAs
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Alexis is coming back to visit Schitt’s Creek for the first time since she moved away, and David has spent the past week readying the already-pristine house and guest room for her arrival. Of course they’ve facetimed and talked a lot in the space between, but now she’s so busy and extremely successful that David is lucky if he catches her on the phone more than once a week.
Which is obviously what brought him to the whole not-drinking-all-day thing. The absolute last thing he needs right now is another oopsy daisy.
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you're right here now (and i think you'll stay) by patrickbrewer
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
13 Oct 2020
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David is technically supposed to be at the store right now, but when he ran into Stevie in the cafe and she held up a joint, he couldn’t resist.
Stevie cackles to herself as David slowly types in the number, using his index finger like an 80 year old man trying to text on his iphone 4 that holds charge for approximately ten minutes. Finally, the store’s contact name pops up...
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David leaves the store to get lunch and ends up getting high with Stevie behind the motel. Together they come up with the bright idea to prank call the Apothecary.
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a string that pulled me (out of all the wrong arms) by patrickbrewer
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
11 Aug 2020
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“Can you add an order of mozzarella sticks to that?” Patrick says, gaze still on this mysterious man he can’t seem to take his eyes off of. “And actually, here. I’d like to pay for him.”
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Patrick runs into David in a New York cafe and feels an instant connection to him.
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Professional Couples Only by Theheavenlyoption
Fandoms: Heartstopper (TV), Heartstopper (Webcomic)
16 Nov 2025
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“Look at this one - Furnished flat to rent in Victorian conversion. 2 beds 1 bath. Quiet street in Vauxhall. Available immediately. Oh wow, the rent’s really reasonable too. I wonder what the catch is?”
“There's the catch.” Nick leaned across the table and stabbed at the paper with his index finger. He’d read that listing on the tube earlier. “Professional couples only.”
“For fucks sake, why?!” Charlie groaned loudly, slumping back onto the cafe table in despair. “Why does this keep happening to me?!”
“Hey now, it can’t be that bad? Don't you have any homeless friends you can pretend to be in a couple with? I'm sure someone would…. What? Why are you looking at me like that?”
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Fed up of house hunting, passing acquaintances Nick and Charlie pretend to be a couple in order to rent a flat. What could possibly go wrong?!
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Strangers to flatmates to friends to lovers
A Spaced inspired AU
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13 Jan 2026
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Charlie fancies the cute boy who is always in the coffee shop when he's there. He's a complete disaster about it. That's it. That's the fic.
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04 Jan 2026
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i don't want to look at anything else (now that i saw you) by somnatic
Fandoms: Heartstopper (Webcomic), Heartstopper (TV)
20 Oct 2022
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Nick would consider his life at university rather unremarkable. That is, until Charlie moves in, with his fairy lights and his silly friends and his ridiculous, lovely heart.
Featuring stress-baking, reading the lads to sleep, wine-drunk makeovers, and gay panic.
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30 Dec 2025
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First Date Magic by scienceisrealyo for NellieSayzBork, BeezusRed
Fandoms: Heartstopper (TV), Heartstopper (Webcomic)
12 Dec 2023
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Charlie Spring hasn't gone on a date in a long time. A loooooong time. So when the handsome-yet-douchey guy from the café where he works keeps asking him out, he finally says yes. What could go wrong?
(And more importantly...who else might he meet along the way?)
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29 Dec 2025
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Lavender Fields by scienceisrealyo for KitSaidOui
Fandoms: Heartstopper (Webcomic), Heartstopper (TV)
13 Jul 2025
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31 year old Nick Nelson retired from professional rugby and is giving Sarah Nelson a well-deserved year off from running Lavender Fields Bed and Breakfast. And Nick’s doing fine, thank you very much. Until the guest name C. Spring changes everything.
Note: 1-31 are the original story (Nick's point of view). Chapters 32 - 60 are from when Charlie bullied me into providing his perspective, too.