pashenka
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hi I haven't written anything since I was in high school, but I was binge watching House and couldn't stop myself. Quarantine hath taken another soul.
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House and Wilson share an intimate moment, the likes of which Wilson had never seen before in their three year relationship. It drives Wilson to realize he wants to marry House, but of course it's never that easy, is it? -
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The Enterprise crew left Starfleet and made their own Court of Miracles in space- and they need your help, whether they know it or not.
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*EDIT* THE MOST RECENT CHAPTER IS HORRIBLY LATE BUT ALMOST FINISHED, HEADS UP IT IS 1/2 OF THE WORDS THAT I ALREADY HAVE POSTED AKA ITS LONG AS BALL SO GIMME SOME SLACK ILY*
Jim likes rugby, Spock likes dancing. Misunderstandings will always happen between these two in any universe it seems, but I promise this will be fun! High School AU, because the world could always use another one of those. Spock is going to a new school, but thanks to a bully he finds a new friend in rugby captain Jim Kirk. Hikaru and Leonard act as matchmakers, Pavel is Tiny, and Nyota is done with everyone except maybe her girlfriend. Gaila and Scotty are there too! Focused on Jim and Spock's relationship, just a fic about the crew living their lives in high school. -
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Preview: “Come on, Spock, I know you hobgoblins have a song or two for you to whip out!!” Bones insisted.
Spock and the crew are drinking. Spock sings a song. Jim is enraptured. Short, sweet, written in an hour instead of studying for my English exam tomorrow. Please enjoy!
Based off the song Taro by Alt-j I highly recommend it!!!
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The alternate working title is 5 little moments that made Spock fall for Kirk and the 1 time he did something about it. (but the official title is a bit more dramatic, don't you think?)
anyways I have a weakness for 5+1 fics and I have been wanting to do something Spirky so uh,,, here we go?
If you see mistakes please let me know but be gentle I tried
These will mostly be short and maybe ooc bc it is really hard to write I'M SORRY but please enjoy aaa
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Throughout his life, Bilbo has heard the story of the black dragon that resides in Erebor. He shares the tale often with the fauntlings of the Shire, not that he ever really believed it. Gandalf the Wizard has other ideas about that story and has plans to make Bilbo a part of it.
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16 Feb 2026
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Idiots and Idioms by xkingevelynx (ebony_dove)
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
01 Feb 2026
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It's difficult learning a new language. Especially when in the company of a dozen mischievous dwarves who are determined to amuse themselves at a poor hobbit's expense.
Or, Kili and Fili are going to get Bilbo and Thorin together, come hell or highwater.
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10 Feb 2026
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“Please don’t tell me the first person who ever touched your dick was Dr. Robby.”
“Um.” He coughs.
“Oh my god I’m gonna fucking die.”
Santos tries to solve Whitaker’s sexual hangups. Whitaker tries to save Robby’s soul. Neither initiative goes exactly to plan.
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22 Jan 2026
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Terms and Conditions Apply by Melibe
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
23 Dec 2025
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Thorin scowled. “Fool’s luck has kept you alive today. But it won’t save you from a sound thrashing for worrying us all half to death.”
Bilba’s mouth fell open. “You can’t mean—you’re not serious—”
“You signed the contract, Miss Baggins.”
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03 Jan 2026
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Where Many Paths and Errands Meet by Melibe
Fandoms: The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
04 Nov 2025
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What was it about this would-be dwarf king? Bilbo had enjoyed his share of youthful indiscretions, but for many years he’d been settled into comfortable bachelorhood, the fire in his blood well-banked if not entirely extinguished. Then Thorin Oakenshield had quite literally crashed through the front door, with his bright eyes and his sonorous voice and his bothersome quest, and Bilbo had lost his wits.
The story of a relationship between a hobbit and a dwarf, from flirtation to consummation to disaster . . . and back to hope and home again.
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01 Jan 2026