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    “Is Chibi worried about me?”

    “I swear, we’ve been past this—” Chuuya cuts himself off. “You wanna at least explain to me what the hell a wizard is?”

    “From what Mori told me, they’re like an offshoot of ability users,” he explains, simplifying the complicated history of magic for his partner. “All ability users are able to use magic, but that doesn’t go both ways. The wizarding world, as I’ve read, concealed themselves from the rest of the world a long time ago.”

    or,

    When Mori springs an out-of-the-blue infiltration mission on 15 year-old Dazai, it's all the boy can do to hope he survives a year at Hogwarts without Chuuya. Between an unfamiliar social environment, magical blood purists and an immortal(??) russian rat, Dazai must navigate his life in an entirely new setting, all while attempting to keep the students of Hogwarts safe from a threat unknown to him

    double or,

    dazai goes to hogwarts during the fifth canon year, can't function without chuuya

     

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    22 Jul 2026

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    in which Dumbledore employ another child soldier because of course

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    Dazai Osamu had taken down armies.

    He had. Single handedly.

    (Well, almost single handedly. But in this case, the other party in question was Chuuya, who was less like a helping hand and more like an appendix in that he was relatively useless and tended to explode at the most inconvenient moments).

    In which Dazai and Chuuya infiltrate the UA High School for heroics, and it changes everything- most of all, them. To maintain one’s principles is the greatest privilege of all, and to forge a new mark on metal is to hammer and to burn.

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    22 Jul 2026

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    The rational part of Tsunade had rejected the idea because it didn’t make any sense. Naruto was a thirteen year old genin who was currently traveling with Jiraiya, not some twenty-something year old man who had been in a coma for three months.

    She felt a thrill of excitement shoot through her when one of the gashes on the man’s chest slowly, so very slowly, knitted itself back together. She allowed herself a small smile before she went back to work with renewed vigor. She would heal the brat till he was as good as new and then she was going to beat him up until he gave her a good explanation for what the hell was going on.

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    13 Jul 2026

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    meet Uzumaki Nise, Tsunade's pseudo-bodyguard and the Hidden Villages' bijuu-sitter :)

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    Kakashi hadn't meant to throw them back in time, but Naruto had been dying and that wasn't something he'd been able to accept lying down. A world without Naruto in it didn't sound like much of a world at all, and all it takes is a flare of his Mangekyou to send them flying through a portal to the past. Tossed into a distant timeline, they suddenly find themselves with a new chance to save not just everyone, but themselves too. And if Kakashi gets to harass his younger self along the way and discover what it feels like to love someone... well, that's just the cherry on top

    (OR: Kakashi and Naruto are flung into the past, the opportunity to stop and take a breather makes them realize their feelings for one another may run a little deeper than they initially though, and wow, was Kurama always this fucking annoying?)

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    The war was over. Sasuke was still an idiot, but they were mostly getting over that. Everyone else was just trying to get back to some semblance of normalcy in the era after facing the Juubi and losing so much. Hatake Kakashi never wanted to be Hokage, but that's what he became. With that comes enemies.

    During an ambush, Naruto jumps in front of a jutsu that would tear his former sensei's soul from his body. The jutsu begins to tear Kurama away instead. In a desperate bid to save both his and Naruto's life, Kurama does something almost as unpredictable as his host. He tries to send them back in time a day. This would have worked fine, except Kurama might have...overshot things a bit.

    Oh, wow, is that a chibi Naruto running around? What year is it again?

    Jiraiya begins hearing rumors of a man called the "Lost Uzumaki" that has made a seismic debut on the shinobi world stage. The only thing is that S-class nin don't just pop out of nowhere...usually. Jiraiya is sent to track down the nin and determine his loyalties. His new life depends on a good impression. The good thing is that Uzumaki Naruto's true superpower is his ability to talk even the most unwilling into submission. Meet Uzumaki Kuniharu!

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