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“David writes his soulmate like a faithful soldier writes home to his wife during the war,” Nixon continued. “Except his wife has never met him, doesn't know they’re married, and ignores all of his letters.”
Almost breathlessly, Joe asked, “What did you say his last name was?”
Or, Joe and David are soulmates but Joe refuses to acknowledge it. Chaos and angst ensue. -
Marlene's Guide to Fake Dating and Fixing Your Reputation by orangemuffins
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Feb 2020
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As soon as he had turned away, Lily slumped in her chair with her head in her hands. “Jeez. There’s no way I’m going to get a date again, now that Benji Fenwick has declared me as undesirable and as experienced as an eleven year old.”
“That’s not true,” James said indignantly. “Benji’s a douchebag. And any real man wouldn’t care about stuff like that.”
“Exactly!” Alice jumped in, suddenly eager. “You need to find someone who likes you for who you are, someone who's always been there for you, even if you’ve never noticed.”
After Benjy Fenwick breaks up with Lily, she's lost hope of ever getting a date again. Her reputation is completely ruined—she's inexperienced and uptight. Thankfully, Lily's friends have the perfect plan: pretend to date James Potter and get some experience! It's a perfect plan to fix her reputation... right? -
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Harry sighed. “Like the way she holds her teacups, with both hands and close to her face. Or how she laughs so hard when she’s telling a story that she’s gasping and crying and can’t even get the words out. Or - the way she looks when she’s cooking, her face all pinched up in concentration and focus. Stuff like that made me fall in love with her.”
Ginny decided to make her childhood dreams come true by making Harry hers for just one day. But days turned into weeks, and suddenly they're engaged. Ginny administers the love potion every night so Harry doesn't fall out of love with her. One day, Ginny is injured and she can no longer give the potion to Harry. She thinks her relationship is doomed... but is it?
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shot at the night by idkimtired
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
10 Jun 2026
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@ russianbear clove
roz is so fucking funny man had two seconds to process and he spent them thinking about how to get that ass
@ icemenace Ro - he's so real
@ shaneybugbug Libby - oh he's been WAITING for this
@ iwant81 Abbie - he was so obviously joking oh my god
@ russianbear clove - ummmm i don't think so
@ iwant81 Abbie - rozanov likes girls english just isn't his first language so he accidentally made it look like something you freaks are taking advantage of
@ russianbear clove - so he's joking or it was an accident??? Istg at least chose one
or - Shane Hollander comes out and Ilya loses his mind
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Abolish private property by fonduebroski314 (anon_carrots)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
24 May 2026
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Haley
Hi Shane! Just messaging about our heater again. Do you think we could get it fixed today?
Shane
So sorry for the late reply, Haley! I’m at the Olympics and my time zones are all messed up. Messaged my HVAC guy and he’ll be there in the morning.Haley
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Wtf?
Katie
Is this guy fr???Or: the trials and tribulations of renting from Shane Hollander.
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Cliff: You want me too break your nose?! (Ilya is on a sex ban and would do anything to get out of it. Anything.)
Yuna: She can't stop herself from peaking, to make sure Ilya can calm Shane down - she see's something else. (Shane has a meltdown and Ilya calms him down through the power of a biting kink)
Scott/Kip: What do you mean i remind you of your brother? What do you mean you don't know your a bottom? (Ilya and Scott finally talk and become friends. Shane and Kip are talking about sex. Kip introduces the concept of BDSM. Kip has regrets.)
Hayden: First he fails at convincing Shane to become his third, then walks in on him getting his back blown out, then Shane gets kidnapped. Oh no.
Svetlana: Plane crash rewrite - somehow this leads to Svetlana following Shane up a mountain in hopeless rescue attempt
Ilya: My dick too big and my bitch too hot (Shane is in SubSpace then the hotel fire alarm goes off, the team finds out something new)
Luca: what’s a BDSM relationship? (Luca sees some stuff that sets of an internal alarm)
Or a collection of one shots of people clocking how unhinged Ilya and Shane are for each other, somehow this is a perfect relationship.
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rozanov's roster by gurlsrool
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
02 Jun 2026
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Emmy: When did you first hook up with him?
Jane: 2010
Caro: WHAT
Megan: GIRL
Tia: SEVEN YEARS??
Megan: My jaw is borderline unhinged rnOr: In 2017, Shane finds a place where he can talk about his sex life...a group chat for girls who have slept with Ilya Rozanov
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Gaius ushers them in. “I was just gathering my things to come check in on you. How are you feeling?”
“Uh, headache. Deeply wrong.” And then Merlin adds offhandedly, “Oh, and like I’ve switched bodies with the Crown Prince of Camelot.”
Or: Merlin and Arthur accidentally swap bodies. This would be a great opportunity for Merlin to relish in making Arthur muck out the stables, if the prat hadn't also gotten Merlin's magic in the exchange.