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    A bunch of my Ilya headcanons turned into fics, all you need to know is that this man is absolutely unhinged.

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    22 Jul 2026

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    “Mic’ing us up? Did I hear that right?” Hunter questions.

    “Someone in PR thought it would be funny to hear the three of you during all of your games,” Coach LeClaire explains, “The idea got out and spread like wildfire.”

    “Huh,” Hunter responds.

    “It would be funny to hear me,” Ilya corrects, “I am funny. The other two are boring.”

    He hears Hollander huff out a laugh and bump shoulders with him as Hunter continues to ask questions. Casually glancing over to the other man, he sees a small smile playing at his lips. His eyes, though, there was a gleam that he hadn’t seen before. He wasn’t certain what it could mean, but it couldn’t be good for Ilya.

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    Or what if Shane had stayed with Ilya that night in Boston?

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    22 Jul 2026

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    It’s Ilya who brings it up. He’s in his kitchen, making himself some kind of soup that Shane is already searching for recipes of—it’s called rassolnik. Leaning with one hip against the counter, he asks, “What about your sex dungeon?”

    “I don’t have a sex dungeon,” Shane says, both grossed out and intrigued by the idea.

    “The apartment, moya lyubov,” Ilya replies, fondness sheathed in annoyance. He slurps loudly, laughing when Shane makes a face at him over their video call. “What will you do with the apartment?”

    “Sell it, maybe.”

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    Or, Shane doesn't sell the secret-sex-apartment building. He starts renting it out, and somehow ends up with a gaggle of Russian tenants-turned-friends, several stray cats, and one very spoiled hamster.

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    20 Jul 2026

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    A Renly Baratheon SI that tries to be truly realistic. As Lord Paramount of the Stormlands can I keep my head attached? Is going for the throne a good idea? And WTF am I going to do about the White Walkers?

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    24 Feb 2022

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    (48) Renly plots all the plots

  5. Public Bookmark 14

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    Another soulmate AU? Sure.
    But this one comes with unresolved grief, emotional trauma, a reluctant bond, and the cheery corporate hellscape that is the K-pop industry.

    Maria wasn’t looking for a second chance at love, she was barely functioning. Then the soulmark appeared, burned bright and real, on her way home from returning her dead husband’s last belongings. Now she’s bonded to a stranger. An idol. The kind whose management sends lawyers instead of flowers.

    He’s got a career to protect.
    She’s got no interest in being anyone’s secret.
    And neither of them asked for the mess they’re now legally, cosmically, and emotionally stuck in.

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    05 Sep 2025

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    (11) OC Maria