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(AU where the Hargreeves' don't go to the 60s, save the world at the end of season 1, and open a coffee shop.)
Klaus sipped exaggeratedly at the frappe Vanya had selected for him. “I think between the seven of us, we know enough about coffee and business,” he said. Vanya smiled at him encouragingly and he winked at her.
“Care to weigh in on what you know, Klaus? Last time you made me coffee it tasted like battery acid,” Five said.
“I didn’t know you drank battery acid, my dear brother. Remind me again, what’s the difference between you and a radioactive raccoon?” Klaus said. Five scowled at him and checked his watch.
“I had a Keurig on the moon,” Luther said, unhelpfully.
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The Hargreeves siblings aren't necessarily known for their immaculate survival instincts. More often than not, someone is in danger of dying at some point or another. Luckily for everyone, Five is dead-set determined to make sure they all live to see another day.
Unluckily for everyone, though, is the simple fact that Five doesn't much care for his own life in retrospect...
Or, five times Five saved someone's dumbass, and one time everyone saved his dumbass.
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21 Jun 2026
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If you already write smut, this guide is not for you.
And why yes, I do teach sex ed sometimes. You’re going to wonder.
So, you want to write smut. But you don’t feel smutty. Maybe you’ve never personally felt smutty. Maybe the smut words won’t happen. Maybe it’s performance anxiety. Maybe it’s meds. Maybe it’s stress. Maybe it’s WORDS about SEX on the INTERNET, and you CANNOT.
But your story needs smut, and that’s valid. Maybe your plot hinges on it. Maybe you just want to reward your characters with some nice, juicy orgasms. Maybe you want the explicit rating because you know people like explicit content, and you want to learn a new skill as a writer. All valid.
So, we like to outline our stories. Can we outline the sex scenes? Yeah, kinda!
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03 Jun 2026
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The task of saving the world seems impossible. So many more things have gone wrong than Number Five had calculated for and it just seems like there isn't enough time. Never enough time.
In a universe where he managed to only push them back about nine days instead of several decades, how will the Hargreeves try again? More importantly, why are things changing even when they aren't doing anything? And who is this woman who keeps popping up? Is she friend or foe?
They don't have long, though, so they'll have to decide if they trust her. And fast. Lives depend on it.
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- Part 1 of Intangibles
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26 May 2026
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After saving the world the first time, the Umbrella Academy is pitched headfirst into a series of smaller threats to the world that they must defend against, in order to save the Earth and its people. Once again splashed across news headlines and heralded as heroes worldwide, the rag-tag team of powered individuals quickly realizes that there's a lot more to saving the world than once met the eye and they'll need to be closer than ever to tackle it together. With the help of their newest member, the elusive and still mysterious Nines, as well as a few other heroes who come forward, having survived in the shadows, the Umbrella Academy must prepare for the next apocalypse in order to save their timeline from dooming itself.
Can they do it?
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- Part 2 of Intangibles
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26 May 2026
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A Beginner's Guide to HTML and CSS on AO3 by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: No Fandom, Fandom - Fandom, AO3, Original Work
06 Jul 2026
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You've seen it. A fic formatted like a classified document. A chapter that looks like a real social media feed. An interactive game, somehow, inside an AO3 work. You clicked the kudos button. You thought: how.
This is the tutorial that answers that.
A beginner-friendly guide to HTML and CSS on AO3 — no prior coding experience required. By the end of this series, you'll know enough to write formatted fics, build your own workskins, style your entire AO3 interface, and maybe make something that makes other people stop and think how.
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- Part 23 of Izzy's HTML & CSS Experiments
- Part 2 of HTML/CSS AO3 Skins & Tutorials
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- English
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- 39,910
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- 7/?
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- 4
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- 182
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19 May 2026
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Reginald Hargreeves, a billionaire tyrant in his own right, is dying.
At least, that’s the urgent and cryptic message his seven children all received. It’s time to meet at the Academy one more time to finally hash it out- who will take his place?
That just leaves you, the newly appointed family council- the only one stupid enough to have taken on this job.
Lucky you.
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- Part 1 of Reader is the Daddy Now
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22 Apr 2026
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The Ultimate Guide to Writing Smut Fic by QuinnAnderson for kali_asleep
Fandoms: Original Work
05 Sep 2013
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A comprehensive guide to writing both queer and het erotic fiction, written by published novelist Quinn Anderson. Includes lists of sexy words, references, and some general writing tips. Please feel free to use without credit.
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- English
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- 4,878
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 5
- Comments:
- 912
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- 17,745
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18 Apr 2026
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How To Retire in Regency England - Number Five's Handbook by Pixileanin
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
07 Jan 2024
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Loosely based on The Umbrella Academy. Like, really loose.
He kept telling himself that he was done with being a hero. (Actually, in some strange twist of fate at the end of time, he had literally told himself to stop saving the world.) After stumbling into this time and place, he had finally managed some semblance of normalcy, or at least the world wasn’t trying to end itself every four days. Perhaps that was only because he wasn’t aware of it, but still. If he played his cards right, retirement would finally be well within his reach, and the quiet of the universe had begun to suit him just fine.Bookmarked by ohhh
26 Mar 2026
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and i can tell by the look in your eyes by seeing_blue
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
25 Sep 2022
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Five Hargreeves: Apocalypse survivor, genius, and the Commission’s best temporal assassin
Enter: Elenore
In which an assignment doesn’t go as planned.
(In which an assignment really fucking doesn’t go as planned.)
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- Part 3 of i know you'll be by my side
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 131,845
- Chapters:
- 17/17
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 178
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- 587
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18 Mar 2026
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She can’t lose another brother.
“Hey, I’ve got a crazy idea” Vanya says. “If you promise me you won’t get high or drunk again, I promise you I’ll stop taking my pills too”
Klaus laughs, a little humorlessly. “What? Like some fucked up sobriety pact? I quit my drugs and you quit daddy dearest’s mystery pills?”
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- Part 2 of Nighttime
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 42,050
- Chapters:
- 14/14
- Comments:
- 798
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- 4,016
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- 823
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12 Mar 2026
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think of me fondly (when we've said goodbye) by darkesky
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
30 Jun 2021
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As he fell to his knees, one arm still wrapped around the Horror as if that could contain it, he clawed at the board until it budged. And when it did, he flipped to the back, uncapped the pen with his teeth, and scribbled it down as fast as possible.
How to Help My Siblings (and Maybe Stop the Apocalypse)
- Stop Five from time traveling
- Help Vanya learn how to use her powers
- Tell Vanya she has powers (??)
- Help Klaus curb his addiction before it gets out of control
- Spend time with Luther, Allison, Diego
- Stand up to Dad
- don’t die this time---
Time traveling has never made sense, and Ben is the only one sent back in time after the first apocalypse.
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- English
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- 100,404
- Chapters:
- 12/12
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- 4
- Comments:
- 289
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- 1,224
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06 Mar 2026
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Covering Five's readjustment to society post season 3. This series uses prose, monologues, transcripts, and case notes to explore Five's mental health demons, delusions, and recovery from decades of apocalypse trauma.Not canon compliant. In this household, season 4 never happened.
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01 Mar 2026
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Number One Idiot: Where are you?
DieGo Away: Hey asshole i know youre probably stuffing yourself with donuts and having a really good time but dads starting to get pissed off and you might wanna come back
Allison: What time will you be back?
Klaus: how far did u run jesus christ
Benjamin Bunny: Hi, I know you’re upset but it’s been a good half a day and I’m starting to get worried. Please let me know you’re okay.
V: please come home.In which Five's phone has a lot of incoming texts and no outgoing ones.
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23 Feb 2026
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Reginald Hargreeves is found dead a month before forty-three extraordinary children are born.
The world still ends until it doesn't.- Language:
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- 11,554
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
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- 104
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- 1,092
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22 Feb 2026
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Five is a bit like a magpie.
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22 Feb 2026
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“If you never time travelled, you never got caught up with the Handler, what would have happened?”
“I guess I would have grown up to be an emotionally stunted man-child like everybody else around here.”When Five goes to time travel, he’s stopped by an older version of himself who already made that mistake.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 274,479
- Chapters:
- 10/17
- Comments:
- 336
- Kudos:
- 1,388
- Bookmarks:
- 407
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- 38,854
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15 Feb 2026
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I'm Not Okay (I'm Getting There) by kittykatthetacodemon
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
14 Mar 2019
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Between seven adults, even ones as severely damaged as they are, there's got to be at least enough common sense to mimic one semi-functional, competent human. Post-season one, Klaus and his siblings travel around in their own pasts, sort out some of their shit, and relive the week of the apocalypse one last time.
This time, they get it right.
- Language:
- English
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- 49,739
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Collections:
- 8
- Comments:
- 409
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- 4,792
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- 1,609
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- 62,166
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12 Feb 2026
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Five spends fifteen years in the apocalypse and two years working for the Temps Commission before breaking his contract and time traveling back to the year 2003; just a year after he originally went missing.
According to his calculations, wiping Reginald's existence from the timeline means the apocalypse never occurs. But of course, this leaves several newly orphaned fourteen year olds in his care.
Let the family bonding and therapy ensue.
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- Part 1 of I'm The Daddy Here!
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 79,664
- Chapters:
- 26/26
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 793
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- 49,094
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29 Jan 2026
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In the deli Five finds a little more than he bargained for, OR, what if the key to saving the timelines has nothing to do with the Cleanse?
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It had been a long time since Nora had the mental clarity, or the wherewithal, to form even a single coherent thought. That happens when you have all the moments of a vast and expanding universe shoved into your brain, playing on a loop for eternity. However, with clarity came the understanding of why she could possibly have that clarity: the universe was wrong. And, as always, the blame could be placed solely on the shoulders of Sir Reginald Hargreeves.
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04 Jan 2026