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you'll be mine (and I'll be yours) by theprinceandagcd
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
10 Jan 2026
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Ilya hums, playing the card he's been considering for this entire conversation. “We could make more interesting, yes? A bet.”
“A bet,” Shane repeats, eyes flashing. “Like what?”
The reporter cuts in. “What about wearing the other player’s jersey?”
They both turn to her, and Shane says, “Like, the loser wears the winner’s jersey?”
“Maybe at the next game in a couple of months?”
“Is a good idea,” Ilya muses, nudging Shane’s elbow. “You will look better in my jersey than in Montreal jersey.”
Shane makes a low noise, his eyes holding a bit of a spark when he looks back to Ilya. It’s what Ilya was hoping for—the tiniest crack in the mask. He can see a hint of exasperated affection around the corners of Shane’s eyes, a little bit of fire burning just beneath the surface. It sends a thrill down Ilya’s spine, and he wonders if Shane will be snarky when Ilya gets him naked tonight.
“That’s not happening,” Shane replies, shaking his head. “Because you’re not winning.”
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27 Jun 2026
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“You know that story in the Bible, where God makes Eve out of Adam’s rib?”
“Everyone knows that story, Ilya”, Shane points out dryly. “Even people who aren’t religious.”
“Mm. I was thinking. Maybe God made me from your rib”, Ilya murmurs, nosing at Shane’s shoulder while he trails a finger along the hollow space he’d found before, like that would somehow make it bigger – make it true. “I feel like I belong here. Inside you.”
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25 Jun 2026
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Jason Todd was loved best dead.
Dead he was a saint. A martyr. Nothing was more sacred in the Church of Batman than martyrdom.
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No one ever said that coming back from the dead was easy, not for the one who died and not for the people they left behind.
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- Part 1 of The Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost
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11 Jun 2026
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“Father would be cross if he saw you two right now.” A familiar voice says from above them, looking up they are met with Damian in his casual clothes, sitting on the big top monitor. Jason looks down again as he keeps scrolling, he’s a few years from the file he’s looking for on the batcomputer
“And yet you haven’t snitched.” Jason says.
“And please don't snitch.” Dick follows it up with.
“I won’t… yet. I’m curious about the Joker as well, since I, and possibly Drake, are the only Robins to never encounter him.” Dick and Jason nod at this.
There’s only a handful of files left, before he finally gets to the most recent one.
‘JUNIOR’
Well, isn’t that shit just perfectly ominous.
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OR! Jason wants to know where the Joker is, he and his brothers get more than they bargained for in their curiosity
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- Part 1 of What’s that monster in your closet?
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09 Jun 2026
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"My name is Will Graham," he recites. "It’s 6:30pm, and I am in your kitchen, preparing to be, uh." He surveys their setup, and his mouth twists into a smile. "Eaten."
(Vivisection and cannibalism as sex, because nothing says 'I love you' like letting your psychiatrist play around with your internal organs. PWP.)
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07 Jun 2026