17 Works by nonbinarytonystark
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“I haven’t written any fanfiction!”
“I never said you had,” Sam replies smoothly. “Wait. Have you?”
“No!” Tony practically shouts, only to amend, “well— not in years!”
OR: Steve learns about fanfiction in what is probably the most bizarre way possible.
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- Part 3 of Cap-IM Bingo 2026
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“You’re such an idiot, you know that?” Steve says, both hands coming to lightly grab Tony’s shoulders and steer him backwards until he’s leaning against his worktable, butt digging into the metal.
Tony makes an involuntary sound at the pressure on his shoulder, and the furrow of Steve’s brow deepens. “Sorry, which one of us is a verifiable genius and which one of us likes jumping out of planes without parachutes again?”
or: Tony clips a building during a battle. Steve comes down to the workshop to make sure that he's okay. And maybe for something else, too.Series
- Part 2 of Cap-IM Bingo 2026
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Steve considers opening his eyes, joining the land of the living, but for once in his life, he can’t find a reason to do so just yet.
That is, until Tony mutters something under his breath, lips brushing against Steve’s neck as he does. Steve cracks an eye open to peer down at him, but the other man doesn’t repeat himself. Instead, Tony just squirms, pressing himself impossibly closer to Steve until he’s practically halfway on top of him.
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- Part 1 of Cap-IM Bingo 2026
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“I could… I could help you out, if you want?” Steve asks. Tony registers the hushed, almost timid way that he says it, shoulders turned inwards and chin tucked down, before he registers the actual words themselves.
“What?” Tony splutters. At this point he’s thankful for the heat, if only because it means he has a plausible reason as to why his face is so red.
At least Steve doesn’t seem to be faring much better. His face is covered in a splotchy red flush, and his next words are even softer, more unsure of himself than Tony’s ever heard him. “Only if you want. I just… I don’t want you to be in pain.”
“And your solution is, what, to offer your knot up on a silver platter?”
Tony Stark has a big fat crush on Steve Rogers. He's doing really well at hiding it, probably the best anyone's ever hidden anything, like, seriously, if it was an Olympic sport, he'd win the gold medal year after year. The only issue is that for some reason, Steve has been acting, for lack of a better way to put it, super fucking weird lately. All of a sudden, he's going above and beyond to take care of Tony, and it's really throwing him for a fucking loop. Oh well, it’s probably just a fluke. Right?
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Is That the One by witchietozier (nonbinarytonystark) for unberryble (adruggedcuppa)
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti)
28 Dec 2025
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Richie expects the realization to make him panic, and sure, yeah, he does, to some extent, but — more than anything, it almost has a sort of calming effect. More than anything, the realization just feels like another fact of life, another fact of his life. The sky is blue. Grass is green. Richie Tozier has been in love with Eddie Kaspbrak since he was eleven years old, and sometimes, when he feels that love a little too much, he throws up flowers about it.
or: Richie and Eddie have both been coughing up flowers for each other for as long as they can remember. Too bad they both think their love is unrequited.
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Richie Tozier’s life is going swimmingly. He’s got a super smokin’ hot boyfriend, he lives with his best friend, and his almost-but-not-quite-agent is always feeding him gigs.
That is, until his boyfriend, Eddie, decides that Richie should meet his friends. And then, on the same night, Richie gets mauled nearly half to death by a fucking rabid wolf. Honestly, he’s not sure which is worse.
But it’s not so bad. All of a sudden, he’s working out like his life depends on it, and he’s writing new jokes like nobody’s business.
Now, if he could figure out why he’s suddenly covered in thick, wiry hair from neck to ankle, and his teeth and nails are sharp enough to cut himself on, it’d be smooth sailing from here on out.
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Where You're Coming From by witchietozier (nonbinarytonystark)
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti)
25 Sep 2025
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Eddie finally confesses to Richie. They move in together, and even though they’re taking it slow, Eddie is nothing if not optimistic despite the complete lack of physical intimacy. As time drags on, though, he can’t help but get more and more desperate, and you know what they say about desperate times calling for desperate measures.
So, Eddie launches a plan: if Richie doesn’t want to make the first move, Eddie won’t force him, but he certainly will give him the kick in the pants to get there.
(Or: the fic where Eddie is convinced that he and Richie are dating. He confessed and everything, after all. Richie, unfortunately, never got that memo. Hijinks ensue.)
Companion piece to Where You’re Going!
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- Part 2 of Meet Me in the Middle
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Daydream Believers by witchietozier (nonbinarytonystark) for fredastaire
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti)
08 Sep 2025
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Eddie Kaspbrak is like a nonstop complaint making machine. His boyfriends are nothing less than completely enamored with it.
(Or: five times where Eddie complains to his boyfriends about everyday minutiae, and the one time where he takes it up another notch.)
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Where You're Going by witchietozier (nonbinarytonystark)
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti)
30 Jul 2025
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Post The Clown 2: No More Funny Business, Richie Tozier is struggling to find his place in the world, and he's not too thrilled about it.
All of his friends have decided to magically resolve an entire lifetime's worth of trauma while Richie wasn't looking, and while, yeah, he's happy for them, Richie isn't too overjoyed to be the odd man out, the only one still affected, the only one not living out a happily ever after scenario.
To make matters worse (better?), Richie's best friend in the entire world, Eddie, decides to be all therapised and mentally healthy and shit, so now Richie really DOES stick out like a sore thumb at a snapping turtle convention -- I mean, if Eddie Kaspbrak can get his shit together, what does that say about Richie?
(Or: Eddie has been in love with his best friend, Richie, for as long as he can remember. He finally confesses, and everything seems to be going really well.
That is, if you consider really well to mean that Richie is still convinced his love for Eddie is unrequited, all the while Eddie thinks their relationship is going along swimmingly.)
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- Part 1 of Meet Me in the Middle
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Try as he might, Richie can’t get it out of his head. The idea of carving his and someone else’s initials into the bridge is just…
Fuck.
Look. As much as Richie will talk a big game about all the girls he fucks (even though he’s still a virgin, just like the rest of the guys), and all the girls who suck his monster wang round the clock (even though he’s never so much as kissed a girl), he never actually has a particular girl in mind when he runs his mouth like that.
In fact, Richie’s not sure if he’s ever — like-liked a girl. He’s never really felt that way about any of the girls he’s known, not even when he noticed something about them that he liked, that made his heart skip a beat, like when a girl’s eyes were just the right shade of warm brown, or when they scowled and blushed at some dirty joke he’d made in their vicinity.
It’s just… it seems nice, is all, to have someone you love so strongly that you’d declare your love for them so publicly, so loudly, for all the world to see.
(Or: After the summer of 1989, Richie comes to terms with not only being gay, but also being in love with his best friend. Predictably, it does not go well.)
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Three Weddings (and My Funeral) by witchietozier (nonbinarytonystark) for nonbinary
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti)
19 May 2025
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Richie Tozier has given up on love.
Okay, wait, that actually sounds super emo; let him explain.
As of last year, everyone in his friend group has paired off with their soulmates, which, like, whoopty fuckin’ doo for them, but now he’s the last man standing, like he’s Will Smith in that one movie, except if it was set in Los Angeles instead of New York, and also, people weren’t, like, zombie vampires? What the fuck was that movie even about, anyways?
Anyways. The point is this: Richie can’t be fucked to search for his soulmate. He’s currently in the middle of a replay of Skyrim, and he’s trying to climb to masters in Overwatch even though he’s hardstuck in silver, so like. Very busy. Tons of shit to do.
(Or: Stan and Patty, everyone’s favorite soulmates, are finally getting married. Here’s the catch: their parents forbid any single people at this blessed ceremony of love, and Richie is definitely single. The solution? Eddie Kaspbrak, Stan’s work friend, who graciously offers to pretend to be Richie’s soulmate, although it doesn’t seem like much pretending will be needed.)
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What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stronger by fredastaire, witchietozier (nonbinarytonystark)
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti)
20 Apr 2025
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RICHIE
its currently 7:20 am and a certain goblin (who will not be named) that lives in my walls (not paying rent btw) woke me up to the sound of taylor swift singing CUZ BABY NOW WE GOT BAAAAD BLOOOOD. unrelated does anyone know where i can file a restraining order
Sent at 7:21 AMEDDIE
Oh please.😑 You were already awake, don’t pretend you don’t get up at 7 every morning anyway for your morning shit.👎
Sent at 7:22 AM(or: Five times Richie and Eddie's music tastes clash, and one time they start to meld.)
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Twenty-First Century Besties by witchietozier (nonbinarytonystark) for faketownbaby
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
14 Mar 2025
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Richie Tozier, world-famous comedian, finally gets his big break and is allowed to host this year's Grammy Awards ceremony. He's suuuper fucking stoked about it, and that excitement is only rivaled by the anxiety that bubbles low in his stomach like a stew cooking in a crockpot possessed by an evil spirit.
Luckily, right before he's set to go on stage, he meets a really cool musician by chance. And sure, Richie forgot to ask what band the guy was in, but like, they capital C Clicked on a deep emotional and mental level, so like, it's totally fine.
Hell yeah, adult friendships!
(Or: Richie and Yoongi meet the night of the Grammys, and click immediately. They have a great time and are best friends forever and ever.)
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Boys Don't Cry by witchietozier (nonbinarytonystark) for bellbawttoms
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti)
20 Feb 2025
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The year is 1990, and Richie Tozier is going through a metric fuckton.
He's fourteen years old, which like, wow, what a fucking nightmare by itself. His sleep schedule is next to nonexistent, and he feels like he walks around looking like that vampire in that one old movie.
(Nose-fur-a-tutu? No-spur-a-doo? Whatever.)
Neither of these things, however, can even hold a candle to the absolute anguish that is being in love with your best friend, particularly when you could never in a million years actually confess.
But on top of all of that pain and suffering, now he's experiencing something completely novel and uncharted:experiencing emotions.
Fuuuck. How is he gonna survive this?
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I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas by witchietozier (nonbinarytonystark) for tallula03
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti)
08 Feb 2025
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Post The Great Clownening Of 2016, The Losers take a holiday trip up to Ben’s cabin in the mountains.
It all goes super well, even though Richie’s dead nervous about the present exchange later in the evening.
Oh well, at least he gets to have fun with his friends in his final hours, playing card games, eating a holiday dinner, and watching a few movies.
(Or: Richie has a very special gift for Eddie. One that could change their entire relationship forever, whether it’s in a good way, or the worst way possible — like, what if Eddie freaks and snaps Richie’s neck? It could happen. Eddie’s a feisty little troll doll, literally anything could happen.)
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Richie Tozier: Weirdos, Clowns, and Bozos by witchietozier (nonbinarytonystark)
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti)
08 Nov 2024
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While Richie Tozier has been a comedian for well over two decades, up until last year, he was an unknown as far as the general public was concerned. Following the breakout success of the episode of Saturday Night Live he hosted, however, Richie has enjoyed a surge in popularity.
This overnight stardom has definitely been a net positive; it’s what got him the international tour he’s just finishing off and a lucrative deal with Netflix to produce a third standup special to boot. On top of that, the special was a massive hit: Richie Tozier: Weirdos, Clowns, and Bozos has broken records not only for Richie but also for the streaming platform itself.
However, it hasn’t been without its negatives -- the paparazzi are suddenly very interested in Richie, which means he has to be more careful than ever about what he does in public (with varying success).
OR: Richie Tozier’s third Netflix special is finally out, and he talks about how much he loves his fiancé. A lot. Like, a lot a lot. Also, the paparazzi are really dumb. So dumb. Like, suuper dumb.
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This is Getting Serious by witchietozier (nonbinarytonystark)
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti)
16 Oct 2024
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The Monday before Halloween, Richie Tozier,
fake100% real psychic extraordinaire, receives a fancy invitation to a party in his honor. The catch? Richie isn’t exactly the most honorable person around.Immediately, Richie’s
spidey sensespsychic senses aretingling… activated(? Richie’s still working on the verbiage for this kind of profession). Something’s afoot.So, what else is he to do but go along with the letter completely? Richie is nothing if not committed to the bit, after all.
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