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“I haven’t written any fanfiction!”
“I never said you had,” Sam replies smoothly. “Wait. Have you?”
“No!” Tony practically shouts, only to amend, “well— not in years!”
OR: Steve learns about fanfiction in what is probably the most bizarre way possible.
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- Part 3 of Cap-IM Bingo 2026
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“You’re such an idiot, you know that?” Steve says, both hands coming to lightly grab Tony’s shoulders and steer him backwards until he’s leaning against his worktable, butt digging into the metal.
Tony makes an involuntary sound at the pressure on his shoulder, and the furrow of Steve’s brow deepens. “Sorry, which one of us is a verifiable genius and which one of us likes jumping out of planes without parachutes again?”
or: Tony clips a building during a battle. Steve comes down to the workshop to make sure that he's okay. And maybe for something else, too.Series
- Part 2 of Cap-IM Bingo 2026
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Steve considers opening his eyes, joining the land of the living, but for once in his life, he can’t find a reason to do so just yet.
That is, until Tony mutters something under his breath, lips brushing against Steve’s neck as he does. Steve cracks an eye open to peer down at him, but the other man doesn’t repeat himself. Instead, Tony just squirms, pressing himself impossibly closer to Steve until he’s practically halfway on top of him.
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- Part 1 of Cap-IM Bingo 2026
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“I could… I could help you out, if you want?” Steve asks. Tony registers the hushed, almost timid way that he says it, shoulders turned inwards and chin tucked down, before he registers the actual words themselves.
“What?” Tony splutters. At this point he’s thankful for the heat, if only because it means he has a plausible reason as to why his face is so red.
At least Steve doesn’t seem to be faring much better. His face is covered in a splotchy red flush, and his next words are even softer, more unsure of himself than Tony’s ever heard him. “Only if you want. I just… I don’t want you to be in pain.”
“And your solution is, what, to offer your knot up on a silver platter?”
Tony Stark has a big fat crush on Steve Rogers. He's doing really well at hiding it, probably the best anyone's ever hidden anything, like, seriously, if it was an Olympic sport, he'd win the gold medal year after year. The only issue is that for some reason, Steve has been acting, for lack of a better way to put it, super fucking weird lately. All of a sudden, he's going above and beyond to take care of Tony, and it's really throwing him for a fucking loop. Oh well, it’s probably just a fluke. Right?
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Is That the One by witchietozier (nonbinarytonystark) for unberryble (adruggedcuppa)
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti)
28 Dec 2025
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Richie expects the realization to make him panic, and sure, yeah, he does, to some extent, but — more than anything, it almost has a sort of calming effect. More than anything, the realization just feels like another fact of life, another fact of his life. The sky is blue. Grass is green. Richie Tozier has been in love with Eddie Kaspbrak since he was eleven years old, and sometimes, when he feels that love a little too much, he throws up flowers about it.
or: Richie and Eddie have both been coughing up flowers for each other for as long as they can remember. Too bad they both think their love is unrequited.
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Meet Me in the Middle by witchietozier (nonbinarytonystark)
Fandom IT (Movies - Muschietti)
25 Sep 2025
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Richie, don't be the psychic in a comedic procedural crime drama. by witchietozier (nonbinarytonystark)
Fandom IT (Movies - Muschietti)
16 Oct 2024
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Richie Tozier, perpetual jokester, subsists on part-time jobs, doing anything that catches his attention but never lasting very long due to rarely taking anything seriously—much to the dismay of his best friends, Bill and Beverly, who think he would have real potential if he just applied himself.
His natural charm and ability to make people laugh aside, Richie also has an eidetic memory and the uncanny ability to notice details others miss. Having learned about solving mysteries from his police detective father growing up is just a bonus. This ability to see the things that escape the eyes of even other seasoned detectives has helped Richie not only to escape sticky situations he gets himself into but also to send tips to the police hotline in his spare time.
Until one of these tips is too close for comfort for Detective Stanley Uris, who does not believe in psychics. Detective Uris brings Richie in for questioning and is unimpressed by his smooth talking. Richie's a hair away from getting booked until he convinces the police chief that he’s really a psychic. (Whether or not Chief Hanscom actually believes Richie is unclear, but all he really cares about at the end of the day is if cases are being closed.)
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Napoleon was about to launch into his carefully scripted spiel of punctuated disdain when he hesitated, hands still cupped over the delicate little Soviet-made devices that he had found in his room. There was a faint but unmistakable sensation crawling under his skin, a prickling, restless buzz, like getting light-headed off good champagne, and Napoleon narrowed his eyes, script forgotten, studying an increasingly irritated-looking Illya with a new light.
Illya, on the other hand, had folded his arms. His bowtie looked ridiculous with his suit, highlighting the far too long expanse between his shirt collar and belly, and he was starting to scowl. “What?” he demanded again, a flat curl of annoyance making his tone harsh, and Napoleon nearly flinched instinctively back before all the enforced training kicked in.
Bookmarked by witchietozier (nonbinarytonystark)
24 Jun 2026
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Illya watches Solo work and sees something he was never supposed to see. And then that work follows them all home.
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Bookmarked by witchietozier (nonbinarytonystark)
24 Jun 2026
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Touch Sight Tastes Like Fire by Ingu for hawkayy
Fandoms: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015)
28 Dec 2015
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Napoleon taps him on the shoulder in Istanbul and Illya almost punches him.
Bookmarked by witchietozier (nonbinarytonystark)
23 Jun 2026
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I'd Like To (Put My Fingers On You) by colonel_bastard for brodinsons (aeon_entwined)
Fandoms: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015)
01 Sep 2015
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Illya has a jealous streak. Napoleon encourages him.
Bookmarked by witchietozier (nonbinarytonystark)
23 Jun 2026
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Napoleon has had an absurd soulmark since birth. It is faded grey, like all soulmarks are until one’s soulmate speaks the words, and scrawled along the inside of his forearm. He wears a band around the mark, because he does not want anyone to try to say it while he is on the job; luckily, a lot of people cover theirs, so he never stands out. Illya, for example, also wears one, and he has no idea what Illya’s soulmark could be.
Bookmarked by witchietozier (nonbinarytonystark)
23 Jun 2026