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  1. Public Bookmark 16

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    'The skies were darkening now, and as the train whistled its intention to begin the slow chug toward London, Holmes turned his thoughts to his long-suffering companion, who had trudged behind him with an uncharacteristic gloom for most of the case. He had sat himself opposite Holmes, and had practically crawled into the very corner of their compartment, flush against the window.'
    A successful case, a happy Holmes, and a rather grumpy Watson... What could happen when the two of them have a first class train carriage all to themselves?

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    07 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
    AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
    CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
    AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
    CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.

     

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    Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.

    But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?

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    03 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    Aziraphale held out on having a telephone installed in the bookshop until 1921, mostly because Crowley kept badgering her about it, and Aziraphale was still feeling miffed about the fact that Crowley had slept through the telephone’s invention and a great many other things, as well.

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    02 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 32

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    Aziraphale receives a message that contains an invitation to a Beltane festival by an unknown sender, and she begrudging travels to a remote village in Ireland to investigate.

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    31 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    Coming to each other's aid and staying out of the way wasn't the only agreement Crowley and Aziraphale had. It began in Rome, and carried on for centuries. A smutty, slow burn romp through the ages.

    Written for the Good Omens Big Bang 2019.

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    31 Jan 2026

  6. Public Bookmark 94

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    Aziraphale was a lingerie model for a newlyweds' magazine, under the guise of Miss Azra Fell. Despite her short-term career, Miss Fell was granted her own special edition magazine, featuring her and only her. The angel had kept it hidden in plain view, quite oblivious to the chance of a certain demon stumbling upon it.
    And that certain demon was very much thrilled with what he found.
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    Aziraphale modelled for a lingerie magazine back in 1950, Crowley finds them and thus uncovers a whole arsenal of kinks to explore for the two of them.

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    30 Jan 2026

  7. Public Bookmark 18

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    In which Crowley is a grumpy detective and Aziraphale is a criminal profiler who's a bastard enough to be worth knowing.

    Will these two be able to hide their feelings while searching for a serial killer who loves to kill blondes?

    Now with cover art!!!

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    29 Jan 2026

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    In an unfortunate encounter with an occult object, Crowley accidentally splits himself into his angel and his demon halves.

    Aziraphale has to help put him back together.

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    28 Jan 2026

  9. Public Bookmark 46

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    Bastille, July of 1793. An erreur has taken place.

    What if Crowley didn’t release Aziraphale from the shackles right away?

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    27 Jan 2026

  10. Rec 31

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    “Bonnet,” Ed seethes, “is not your captain anymore.” The rage within him is only building, building, building.

    R-right,” Frenchie stammers. “Well, clearly something—” He cuts himself off with a cough. “Well, sir, clearly something happened between the two of you, something that you two should talk about?” He strums the same familiar melody on his lute and begins to sing again.

    “That pirate’s life
    Would be nice
    If Blackbeard and Bonnet made things right
    Ful-lil-lad-dee-lil-idi-o.

    To reunite
    Has not sufficed
    Bonnet and Blackbeard must make things ri—”

    Ed doesn’t even let him finish the last word of his song before he rips the instrument from Frenchie’s hands and snaps the strings.

    or; 5 times the crew of the Revenge try to convince Ed to talk to Stede, and 1 time they have a long overdue conversation.

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    06 Dec 2022

  11. Public Bookmark 20

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    Stede Bonnet is a merman who longs to be a pirate. When the chance comes along for him to have legs, he jumps onboard. However, in order to keep them, he has to kill or seduce a pirate captain in two weeks. Easy, right?

     

    Title of this fic is a line from the song "Calypso" by John Denver.

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    30 Nov 2022

  12. Public Bookmark 33

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    "Why are you here?"

    "What do you think?"

    "To save me?"

    "You’d like. Try again."

    "To kill me?"

    Stede's heart was beating like a hammer in the dark. He felt like he was really at the mercy of a predator ready to tear him to pieces.

    "It's very annoying," Blackbeard said. His tone managed to be low and cautious, with no need to whisper. He quickened the pace: “It's really annoying for my reputation as a pirate, and in general, that word has spread that you are some sort of my weak point. I could handle it as long as it was just between you and me, but that's not good at all."

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    This is an english translation of my fic. Please let me know if you find any mistakes.

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    30 Nov 2022

  13. Public Bookmark 8

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    chaotic_neutral_knitter's summary:

    Lucius thinks there's something going on between Blackbeard and Captain Bonnet. The rest of the crew think that he's lost his mind.

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    24 Nov 2022

  14. Public Bookmark 3

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    Challenge: Slowvember 2022
    Prompt: Farmer's Market

    Stede finds something Ed wished had remained hidden.

    Modern AU: The Camera Loves You, Baby.

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    13 Nov 2022

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Not expecting a California Gold reference in a fanfic omgg

  15. Public Bookmark 2

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    POV: You're on a wikipedia deep dive, but you live in my OFMD musician!AU.

    ""The Petticoated Swashbucklers are a rock band formed in 2010 at the Renaissance Pleasure Faire of Southern California. Frontman Stede Bonnet founded the band. Its primary purpose is performing drag show and rock musical inspired rock operas. Their shows often have queer historical and fantasy inspired themes.
    They were a niche, little-known art rock band with a small cult following until they won the QAR Label's 2012 Battle of the Bands Competition and joined QAR co-owners Edward Teach and Israel "Izzy" Hands' band Blackbeard on the Revenge Tour (2012-2013).
    Teach joined the band as a co-frontman on their 2015 tour and makes surprise appearances at shows regularly."

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    05 Nov 2022

  16. Public Bookmark 10

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    The owner of a quaint New Zealand yarn shop, Stede Bonnet, gets his world flipped upside down after learning his top supplier of yarn, Teach Cashmere, is stopping production.

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    04 Nov 2022

  17. Rec 53

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    Stede owns a high-end second hand clothing store. Ed teaches visual arts to underprivileged kids.
    For No-Angst November, a series of short stories about Ed and Stede as their relationship blossoms.

    Rating will vary; overall rated E for some explicit scenes. Please refer to the first chapter for details on each story.

    Updated daily!

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    03 Nov 2022

  18. Public Bookmark *

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    In exchange for Stede’s freedom, Ed offers himself up to the British and is sentenced to 5 years in prison. Thanks to a very intrepid mail delivery seagull, they’re able to exchange a series of increasingly stupid, silly, smutty, and romantic letters during their time apart.

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    27 Oct 2022

  19. Rec *

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    Stede and Ed have just declared their co-captaincy. Although Ed has been training Stede in combat, Stede's first real raid doesn't go so well: he narrowly avoids dying in a sword fight, during which his hands are badly injured. After Roach sews Stede up, he informs him that he can't use his hands for at least a week, if not 10 days. To Stede's surprise, Ed offers (with a secret, ulterior motive) to help Stede with things while his hands heal: dressing and undressing, eating, drinking, washing up.

    And, eventually, with... one other thing.

    This is your classic Good Buddy Lends a Hand™ (Patent Pending) trope, y'all, in which someone breaks their arm or hurts their hands and can't jerk off and their Good Buddy has to help.

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    06 Oct 2022

  20. Public Bookmark 23

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    Stede Bonnet, a divorced, slightly depressed flight attendant hooks up with a handsome passenger he met aboard his flight to Beijing. When he wakes up to a grisly murder scene, his once boring life is thrown into a whirlwind of crime, mystery, and seduction beyond his wildest dreams and nightmares.

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    12 Sep 2022

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