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    Vox relocates from New Orleans and finds himself a new home, new hunting grounds, and most importantly: Alastor, the biggest crush of his life. Unfortunately, the man fucking hates him. His attempts to turn Alastor’s simmering hatred to begrudging affection fail entirely, until a nighttime middle-of-the-swamp meet-weird (and some erotic knifeplay) over a corpse.

    Follow two serial killers figuring out what kind of life they can build together. They meet each other's families, navigate the question of how Vox has evaded consequences for so long, and settle into something real. Underneath the domesticity, Alastor carries a 20-year-old score to settle, and when he finally gets the info he's been waiting for, he drags Vox into it with him.

    A story of revenge, family drama, a soul-binding, uncovering each other’s closely-held pasts, through the slow and painful work of two people learning to be known, and eventually toward the question neither of them thought they'd answer: what does a future look like for people who never planned to have one?

    OR: Two serial killers fall in love and fuck and it’s actually really deep, somehow. (You can easily skip the weird shit, it’s tagged and indicated in-chapter)

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    05 Aug 2026

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    Absolutely incredible I'm so so grateful to have read it 💖

  2. Public Bookmark 21

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    "You're trying very hard not to spook me, aren't you, Vincent?"

    Vincent. Spoken like an endearment. It started two months ago when Alastor looked at him hard for a solid minute then sat back in his chair and said "You may kiss me." No preamble. Just... You may kiss me. And he had.

    "Heh- maybe a little... Is it going well?" He bites his lower lip, watching the line of Alastor's shoulders for tension, thumb brushing the back of his hand.

    "It's... not going poorly." Alastor concedes.

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    27 Jul 2026

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    Vincent Whittman has never struggled for control of his career, his reputation, or the people unfortunate enough to cross him.

    Then Alastor arrives: sharp-tongued, pretty, utterly unimpressed, and far more dangerous than Vincent ever anticipated.

    Their relationship spirals quickly into obsession, bloodshed, and more emotions than either of them know how to handle.

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    19 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 38

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    While Vox is waiting for his body to regenerate post-downfall after the whole Might of Lilith thing, something goes wrong and he finds himself trapped in the IoT of Hazbin Hotel’s smart appliances. At first, he's pissed—who wants to be stuck in a fucking toaster?—but then he realizes what a great opportunity this is to rekindle his on-again, off-again (mostly off, let's be honest) situationship with one Alastor, Radio Demon, especially when he figures out he can jump from toaster to fridge to washing machine. Alastor is, as one might expect, Not Happy About It™ (yet).

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    19 Jul 2026

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    Fics of ALL TIME ISTG

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    Alastor didn’t meet his eyes; his gaze stayed fixed on the gun in his hand as he opened the cylinder and tipped the remaining bullets into his hand. He looked at them for a moment, rattling them around with muted clinks before finally taking one between his fingers and slipping it into a chamber. “Have you ever played Russian roulette?”

    Eyes wide, Vox couldn’t suppress his derisive snort. “Fuck no. Why would I?” He watched Alastor snap the cylinder back into place and give it a spin, the chrome flashing like a disco ball. Vox swallowed. “Have you?”

    The smirk Alastor shot him was dark and dangerous, and he felt his heart clench. “Once. It was quite a rush.” With his thumb, he pulled the hammer back; there was a decisive click as it locked into place. “Fancy a game?”

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    OR: Old men will do literally anything but go to therapy.

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