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Harry's lonely in the aftermath of his divorce. Except for the weekends that he has the kids, Harry's cooking gourmet meals for one in his big, empty farmhouse, with only his seven cats for company.
Until, that is, Harry finds Al and Lily playing with Scorpius Malfoy in the front yard, and learns that Draco Malfoy is his closest wizarding neighbor. Oh, and also, Harry's favorite cat is stolen (multiple times!) by someone who had the audacity to put a sparkly pink collar on her, with a nametag that reads "Plumeria Seraphin Snugglybug". These things (Malfoy and the cat-snatching) may or may not be related.
Featuring: a cat-loving Harry who loves to cook, has playdates with Pansy Parkinson, and tends to rap when he's wasted, and good-dad Draco Malfoy who's still a prat, albeit an irritatingly attractive and charming one.
Also featuring: a slew of adorable children, a stolen cat named Stormy, copious amounts of sexual tension, divorce betting pools, amoral yet charismatic Slytherins, peeping-tom Harry, foot massages given while under the influence, Harry's first time with a bloke, and did I mention cats?
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06 Jul 2026
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“What is he even wearing?” Sirius moans, throwing a handful of berries into their bucket with perhaps a bit more force than is needed. “That hat is atrocious. Is he fifty? Is he a bird watcher?”
“Birding is a lovely hobby, Sirius, don’t knock it ‘til you try it.”
“Oh god, I have a thing for a bird watcher. What’s happening to me? I need to lie down.”
“Calm down, Pads, I don’t think he’s a bird watcher. Don’t they eat bees? Seems like a conflict of interest.”
“I need to be put down. Euthanize me.”
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Sirius Black visits the Potters in their small new town, and the beekeeper with horrible fashion sense sweeps him off his feet.
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06 Jul 2026
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soon or never by prettyboy_parker
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
23 Jun 2026
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The situation is absurd, really. Ilya’s in the nest of Shane Hollander–three-time Stanley Cup champion, generational hockey talent, first omega player in the NHL to be open about his secondary gender–and it’s his job to help him through his heat. To try and get him pregnant.
Shane Hollander has spent his entire career following orders and living on other people’s timelines; he’s ready to start a family on his own. Enter Ilya Rozanov, a young alpha who is always happy to lend a helping hand.
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06 Jul 2026
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There were two words people used when describing his husband at his funeral: eccentric, and indulging. That was even before they learned he’d left everything in his will to his omega, who couldn’t legally own a thing.
Prepared for the life of a neglected widow, Evander didn’t know how to survive being the key to the greatest piece of land in the kingdom, and after one too many attempts at taking him—and with that his husband’s inheritance—by force, his older brother made a decision. He got him a guard. An alpha, strong and stern and, somehow, for some reason, too loyal for his own good.
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- Part 2 of a dream come ‘round
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21 Jun 2026
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when the heart would cease (ours never knew peace) by complicit-roting (cassandragf)
Fandoms: Original Work
23 Sep 2024
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Evander of Kyrios knew his place.
The Kyrios were, each and every one of them, great alphas — but not Evander, and he knew what he’d been born, raised and groomed to do. Mate someone, and be bred until the day he couldn’t anymore. That one scandalous alpha wasn’t the kind his parents had expected to own him, but between the prince’s machinations and the opportunity to finally get rid of the omega son they loathed, the Kyrios couldn’t complain too much.
Evander, neglected by his new husband and terrified of what hadn’t come, knew nothing but fear of the arrangement he’d ended up in.
The bastard changed everything.
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- Part 1 of a dream come ‘round
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21 Jun 2026