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A filtered image of Jedediah and Octavius from Night at the Museum



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    Octavius is balls deep in the closet and a mild midlife crisis. Jedediah just wants to fix the elevator.

    AKA the corporate loser x mechanical engineer AU that literally nobody asked for.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    Superb 🤌

  2. Public Bookmark 82

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    Octavius changes careers to pursue teaching. Will Mr. Smith be a help or a hindrance? Probably both.

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    30 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This makes me happy 🥹

  3. Public Bookmark 16

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    written at 10 pm because I can't get over how much these two love each other

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    18 May 2026

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    It's beautiful 🥹

  4. Public Bookmark 43

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    Jedediah's worked too hard to get into college to let some crummy English class keep him from graduating. Plus, this super pretty girl said she'd go out with him if he passed. So he goes to sign up for a student tutor program. And guess who his tutor is?

    Octavius has had everything practically spoon fed to him his entire life, and he's decided he's had enough career chasing. So he takes a gap year after graduation to work for his department. Filing documents, doing research, and a new job at helping some undergrads pass their classes. And guess who he's tutoring?

    tldr your average sappy fic set in college bc my brain can't get enough of these two

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    18 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 33

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    He finds it thrilling to fight Jedediah like this, to tear into each other until they’re both panting messes, hair disheveled and skin blossoming with purple bruises. Octavius subconsciously loves the small in-betweens where they catch their breath. Having Jedediah laid out before him, shirt rumpled and red handkerchief skewed out of place. He feels an almost possessive pride seeing the marks they leave on each other, claiming one another, even in the name of rivalry. For what is hatred, if not a twisted form of fascination?

     

    tldr someone on tumblr said jedtavius makes more sense as bitter exes and i haven't stopped thinking about it since

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    18 May 2026