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    “Hello,” Ilya repeats, still kind of stuck on those freckles.

    “Hi?” the man says.

    “Hi,” Ilya says—again.

    Oh god, he's said hello three times now. He should literally say anything else. His name, probably. His phone number, preferably.

    “Hi,” Ilya says again, because he can’t help it. “I am—”

    “Are you Nick?” the man asks, and it comes out as a breathless sound.

    OR: Shane gets stood up on a blind date, and Ilya comes to the rescue, and proceeds to make a series of questionable decisions.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    Shane leaves that Vegas penthouse suite feeling wretched, and like an idiot, and like he never wants to see Ilya Rozanov again.

    Except, well. Then there are zombies.

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    27 May 2026

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    There was no way this show was real. Absolutely no way was there an audience for this incredibly niche program.

    He'd totally fallen asleep in his noodles and he was having a fever dream, wasn't he?

    When Bakugou started chopping vegetables with lightning speed and incredible efficiency, Eijirou was too awed for a moment to even blink. And then the blond looked right into the camera and pointed the knife out like it was a threat, "use the flat front of your fingers to stop yourself getting cut. Or... I'll cut you." He growled and reached to pop another button on his shirt.

    Bakugou leaned across the island counter he was working on and ran the tip of his tongue along his top row of teeth, "want more, loser? Fucking pay up. The full video is..."

    Eijirou had never purchased what he seriously hoped was actually porn so fast in his whole life.

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    20 Jan 2026

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    Jimin swears that he’s too self-conscious to really get into petplay. Boyfriends Taehyung and Jungkook wager that a healthy mix of covert hypnosis and behavioral conditioning can change his feelings on the matter.

    (Jimin gives them a month. He starts to break in under a week.)

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    28 Dec 2025

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    24 Nov 2025