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Karkat gets the job of his dreams and the situationship of his other kind of dreams. On his first day as a professor, Karkat runs into someone he knows.
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Dave smelled like apple pie and freshly baked toast, warm and welcoming, and it had scared you away, once upon a time, because you’d never gotten so close to an omega before. Because he was nice and fun, and had been through a lot and thus, he deserved a mate better than some second-rate neutered alpha ex-priest.
Or: Sollux Captor has to face his greatest fear, weakness and challenge yet… Fatherhood.
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- Part 7 of Alec's Homestuck Fanauthor Coalition Comp Fics
- Part 1 of DEAR GOD verse
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Bookmarked by liache
16 Feb 2026
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all i'm saying is, you know the fic is a banger if i'm public bookmarking abo mpreg
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Dave and Karkat are roommates. That’s all.
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I once read that some people's beauty can't be captured. And he'll be sorry. Happy ever after by bisexualbluesargent
Fandoms: Homestuck
15 Jan 2026
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So, like, your thing is that you go into public spaces, like elevators, or airport gates, and film yourself telling people how much you love them.
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Light’s body is only a costume. What L wants is the monster within it.
(or: L starts a sexual relationship with Light in order to draw Kira out, but once Kira appears, L just wants Light back.)
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Dennis scratches at his chest. Water bugs. “No offense, man, but then how do you know about them?”
“Oh, Mac told me.” Charlie threads the hose back into his tiny tool belt. “He’s got some sources about these kinds of things.”
Which is great for Charlie, but doesn’t really work for Dennis.
“I’m not talking to Mac right now,” he says diplomatically.
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"She can make babies for me."
"Oh, and I can't?! ...I can't."
— Abed and Troy, S3 E20: Digital Estate Planning
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So Troy might be a little gay.
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We like to watch this part, don't we precious? Master sits up and he puts his mouth on Sam-hobbit's neck and Sam-hobbit makes a hundred little sounds like hurting, and he begs, yes, he begs to the Master. We can pretend they are real biteses, can't we? We can pretend Sam-hobbit bleeds and dies from biteses, and won't be cruel to poor Smeagol ever again.
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Dave can't talk dirty without making a fool of himself; to no one's surprise, Karkat is a screamer; and in summary, Dave and Karkat are terrible people to room next to.
Written for the kinkmeme.
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This is a very-decidedly AU POI fic that came out of a crack chat with a friend: what if Lionel Fusco was somebody's houseboy?
There is a lot of power imbalance in this fic, as well as references to sexual acts done for purposes of survival in prison. While the prison stuff is not the focus of the fic, it is there, and it may not be to everyone's tastes. Read tags, know your comfort levels, blah blah blah.
All of that said, this is actually meant as ridiculous crack-fic rather than a realistic exploration of things like the prison justice system or anything else, so take it with a grain of salt.
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GIIT 2CHOOLFED UP THE BONE BULGE by Elendraug
Fandoms: Homestuck, The Fujoshi Guide to Web Development - Essential Randomness, Computers & Software (Anthropomorphic)
13 Apr 2023
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CG: I CAN'T USE THIS.
TA: why not.
CG: THE HUMANS ARE *TOO* HANDSOME.
CG: IT'S DISTRACTING.
CG: DATA STRUCTURES FOR ASSHOLES IS JUST THAT.
CG: THIS... THIS IS MORE LIKE AN INVITATION TO FONDLY REGARD THE ASSHOLES OF DATA STRUCTURES.
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The guy who showed up before service was some young guy in his early twenties, a gym rat with neatly coiffed blond hair.
“Does an Italian DILF work here?” He motioned above Carmy’s hand with a flat hand. “Yea high, super blue eyes?”
It took Carmy embarrassingly long to catch up. He just frowned, chugging until— Christ, he meant Richie. Carmy said the first thing that came to mind.
“He’s Polish.”
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- Part 1 of Some good days
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Bookmarked by liache
03 Nov 2025
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one of those fics that will be living rent-free in my head forever i think. insanely good character voices, especially carmy.
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It was now clear, even from their brief interaction in the warehouse, that Blitzo didn’t need disassembling, that he was already a guilty, unstable mess. All of Fizz’s spiteful fantasies seemed grotesque, now, and so he was only left with the other part of them—the sad, horny part.
“C’mere a sec,” Blitzo said.
Bookmarked by liache
03 Nov 2025
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genuinely cannot put to words how much i adore this.
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Dear Mom and Dad. It’s five weeks into the new semester, we are two days past the day I was allowed to drop classes without penalty, and I am sitting on Trey’s couch cutting little boys out of construction paper. Sometimes I draw faces, but Trey is better at that. So there I sit, and stick to scissoring. I know you wanted me to go into finance, but instead I just ended up being gay and dumb. Sincerely, your son, Matt.
Bookmarked by liache
03 Nov 2025
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do i have any feelings about matt stone/trey parker? can't say i do. is this my favourite fic on all of ao3.com? absolutely.
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“I’m saying,” Dave tells him, with the aura of someone being extremely fucking patient with a small child, “that it would be a whole other fuckin’ story if you’d wanted to do it. If you’d enjoyed it. But – shit, dude, accidents happen. I’m not here to tell you that shit is okay, I’m just pointing out that intent matters. And no offense, but disaster literally fuckin’ stalks you like an obsessed ex-boyfriend. It ain’t exactly a shock with how shit snowballs around you.”
“That doesn’t fucking make me feel better,” Karkat mutters.
“No? Damn, guess it’s time for Plan B.” Dave snaps his fingers in a pantomime of disappointment. “Or should I say Plan D, which is that I suck your dick about it and leave you brainless and real happy until you’ve got the energy to glare and cuss me out again.”
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“Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles.”― Frank Lloyd Wright
“They come for women, weed, and weather.” — Kendrick Lamar
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Dave has spent the whole of his 20s raising his younger brother, and now they’ve left Texas for a schooling opportunity in Los Angeles for precocious seven-year-old Dirk.Karkat is the youngest teacher working at prestigious private school Becquerel Academy, where he has very modest dreams of teaching English literature to talented high school students. However, the administration keeps sticking him in third grade.
The two are brought together repeatedly by proximity, coincidence, and one shared thought: Oh no, he's hot.
(A modern love story set against the backdrop of the City of Angels)
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Dirk and Dave are the best thieves in the business, but when you're at the top there's nowhere to go but down.
Criminally bored, Dave sets his heart on blackmailing the FBI. How?
Step 1) Create a fake phone sex service
Step 2) ?
Step 3) Profit
Simple.Meanwhile, Dirk vows to keep this train on the tracks and stay ahead of the investigation. Recon style. Too bad fate has other plans.
Bookmarked by liache
29 Nov 2024
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criminally good, such a fun read.