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Alastor sighed. If only he could find Mr. Whittman… Why the Hell was this man never available? He can’t be that important just because he flashes a smile to cameras. Does he even have depth to his talks? He stays on the surface to appeal to everyone. He doesn’t have a real opinion to himself.
Someone stood next to him again. He was about to get really angry before he heard the voice. “Hello Mister?”
Alastor turned to him and for a second he didn’t know what to say. And he used to think that he was alone, someone with no equals at all. He was one of a kind. But there it was… Someone with the same hunger and anger in his eyes. He saw the same thing in the mirror every morning.
The man next to him smiled kindly. Holy shit this is Mr. Whittman.
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People You Know To People You Don't by lefttesticalofbelisarius
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
05 Jun 2026
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“Reverse it, do something!”
“It’s irreversible, something impossible must happen for him to remember you.”
“Alastor come on, shouldn’t you be happy? He won’t bother you anymore.” Charlie said.
“He wasn’t bothering me.” Alastor said as he became a more normal size. “He hated me and I hated him. It was perfect! You refuse to acknowledge it Charlie but love is not the only emotion that brings caring about someone. You have to care for someone to hate them too! He cared about me enough to hate me! I care about him enough to hate. But now? Now he doesn’t hate me. He won’t bother me. He doesn’t care enough! But I still hate him. I still care about him enough to hate. Where does that leave me? What am I now? He calls me Mister! Not my name, not my nickname, fucking Mister like I am someone who he stumble upon on his morning walk!
“He wants my attention? Well he fucking got it, congratulations!”
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After season 2, Vox erases his memories of Alastor and makes it impossible for them to get triggered but Alastor takes the challange and befriends him again to make him remember. Feelings get involved again…
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It's Rupert Holmes's song The Escape but Radiostatic version lol
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It has been twenty years. Twenty long years of no Vincent… Twenty long years of no Whittmans… Some nights, when he was getting drunk in the privacy of his home alone, Alastor would want to cry for what could’ve been. Some nights he’d get into his bed and try to remember how Vincent would used to touch him. Some nights he’d pray… Pray that the last twenty years were just some big mistake, a big old nightmare and he was going to wake up as that young and naive boy again in his childhood bed. No morning brought him his wish.
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Vincent and Alastor had been dating until college and after they broke up, Vincent quickly married and left the state. Now he's back to his old house twenty years later with his family and Alastor is right where he left him.
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Alastor rolled his eyes and left. He hated this. This was his senior year, their deal was that Alastor would stay with Rosie until he graduated and live by her rules -so she could be sure that he grew up to be a true gentleman like his mom would’ve wanted- and then he’d be free to move out and live by himself like however he wanted. He could’ve been free! He could’ve been free to go back to Virginia, where he spent most of his childhood because his parents had to elope and run away from Louisiana. He could’ve gone back to his old house that he knew Rosie didn’t sell, he could’ve rode around the neighborhood, looking for certain people.
He didn't know the one he was looking for would be right across the cafeteria in that afternoon, sitting with his new boyfriend and acting like he didn't know him at all...
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Hamilton x Tolkien by lefttesticalofbelisarius
Fandom The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
04 Nov 2025
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Murdermedia, serial killer partners Vincent and Alastor get closer after each discovers the other is ticklish. Silly goofy adorable shenanigans ensue as their relationship develops. This series is like 70% tickling
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A thin line of irritation formed on Alastor's smile. He sat up, letting the sheets fall to his waist, and scanned the room. Vox didn't seem to be in the bathroom, nor on the sofa, nor wandering curiously around the room as he had done the night before.
On the nightstand, propped against an oil lamp, was a note. It was written in impeccable, almost arrogant handwriting, on white paper.
Alastor picked it up with two fingers, reading the words aloud, his voice a distorted, cold murmur.
"Thank you for the night. It was a pleasure meeting you"
His smile froze. "It was a pleasure meeting you"?
Was that how he said goodbye to him? As if it had been a casual date, a one-night stand of no importance? As if he didn't plan to ever see him again? Alastor squeezed the paper between his fingers, crumpling it slowly.
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Alvox week 2026
Day 7: Free day
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- Part 7 of Alvox week 2026
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All of my Hazbin related fics that have a heavy focus on tickling.
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Vox smiled devilishly to himself, this was his chance. He moved impossibly closer to Alastor’s warm body, savouring the moment for a few seconds. Before slowly, gently he let out the softest, sweetest, high pitched bleat he could manage. Plastering a sad, pained look on his face. The sound was high and sad like a lost fawn. Alastor instantly froze mid step, his ears pinning against his head and his eyes widening.
Or Vox discovers Alastor makes deer noises and intends to use it to his full advantage.
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Vincent buys Alastor a birthday gift for his own birthday. Something he's pictured for months, something entirely outside Alastor's usual world. He hands it over braced for rejection, certain he's revealed something strange about himself that can't be unrevealed.
Sometimes the scariest thing isn't asking for what you want. It's finding out you're loved for it anyway.
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- Part 2 of Domesticated Murdermedia ❤️🩹