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    She’s perfect and she’s all theirs.

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    His admiration is shameless.

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    The apartment is silent and dark when Neil gets back from morning practice.

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    I think you may have the wrong number? My name’s Renee :)

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    Dan isn’t dead, now is she?

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    Does it count if he hates the other person as much as he hates himself?

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    He asks; Allison says yes.

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    Cat swallows before she gives in to her desires.

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    He glances up as if he can feel someone looking at him and Andrew is assaulted by a pair of unnaturally blue eyes. They seem cold and distant, a silent challenge for Andrew to do—something, but Andrew doesn’t know what.

    All he can think is that the boy is dangerously pretty. The idea of asking him to go into the alleyway between Eden’s and the bar next door for a quickie flits through his mind before the boy scoffs and rolls his eyes.

    “Can I help you?”

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    or: andrew meets a pretty boy outside a bar and can't get him off his mind. he absolutely does NOT fall in love

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    andrew wakes up on christmas morning to something pretty under his tree

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    neil wakes up on christmas morning to something pretty under his tree

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    “You asked for me, Mr. Minyard?” Neil says, keeping up appearances. It’s always Mr. Minyard in the office, never Andrew until they get home or unless they want everyone in the office to know they’re fucking.

    It wouldn’t be great for Andrew’s reputation to be caught with his hands down yet another of his secretary’s pants (or skirt, as it often is in Neil’s case). His last, Roland, had been let go with a luxurious severance package and a vicious NDA. Neil doesn’t want to end up like that but there's nothing saying they can’t have fun in the meantime. It doesn’t mean Neil can’t purr the title like he’s already sitting pretty on his boss’s cock.

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    or: neil is andrew's secretary. they make good use of his office

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    Finally, he checks the messages—because for whatever reason, there’s more than one—from Neil and nearly drops the creamer. Still, some splashes out onto the countertop but Andrew pays it no mind because Neil sent him a photo.

    It’s not just any photo, though. It’s not like the ones he usually sends throughout the day of his meals or his view of the sunset from the roof of the Tower or a frog he saw on his way to class.

    No.

    Neil sent what is probably the most tasteful nude Andrew has ever been privy to.

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    or: neil planned something fun for andrew’s birthday ;)

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    Finally, Andrew pipes up. “I could be your boyfriend,” he says with a shrug, like that makes the offer any less strange. “Y’know, to prove that you won’t be a lonely loser forever and ever.”

    Neil stares at him, waiting for him to take it back, to laugh it off, but Andrew never does. He’s fucking serious and Neil doesn’t know what’s worse—that Andrew offered in the first place, or that Neil is actually kind of considering it.

    “You would pretend to be my boyfriend to help me get my ex off my back?” Neil says. He just has to be sure that he didn’t hear Andrew wrong. It’s a painfully teen romcom cliche, but if it works…

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    or: andrew pretends to be neil's boyfriend for...reasons

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    “Most attractive person on the team.”

    And that—that’s pretty tame. Dan knows what Allison is fishing for but instead of telling her the obvious choice—Damien’s dorm wouldn’t be the revolving door of girls it is if he were ugly—she gives this some thought. The guys are mostly nice to look at but the second they all opened their mouths, she lost any and all interest in every single one of them. Damien might be hot but he’s a sexist pig like the rest of them.

    She knows Allison and Renee agree with her. And well, Allison did say person. There’s her and Renee on the team, too.

    Allison—she’s a classic bombshell and Dan has zero problems calling her stunning, she’s just not really Dan’s type. Renee, on the other hand, is modestly beautiful in a way that doesn’t really register at first since she’s easy to overlook.

    But, Dan’s been looking. She’s been looking a lot lately.

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    or: dan wilds hates renee walker. right?

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    For a long minute, the only sound is the game music until Aaron sighs and picks up his controller again to maneuver back to the main screen.

    Aaron glances over and snorts at whatever he finds on Kevin's face. “Did my dashing good looks distract you, Day?”

    Kevin chokes on his answer because he just can’t tell him yes. There has to be some kind of bro code or something that explicitly says you cannot flirt with a taken man even if said man is goading the fuck out of you.

    Much to Kevin’s dismay, Aaron laughs. It’s such a pretty laugh.

    “Don’t rush to answer me,” he continues. He has a casual sort of arrogance to him now and it’s stupidly attractive. Kevin hates himself for it. “I think I’m done with the games for tonight. Feel like making out instead?”

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    or: kevin really wants to kiss aaron. too bad aaron has a girlfriend.

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    Of course Andrew wants Neil—he’s beautiful and infuriating and, even though Andrew refuses to acknowledge it, actually funny. Neil cares about Andrew, makes him feel seen in a way no one else has ever made him feel before. Neil likes being around Andrew, says it every chance he gets.

    There is no world in which Andrew Minyard is not head over heels in love with Neil Josten.

    And as much as he knows Neil cares for him, Andrew’s pretty sure there’s no world in which his feelings are reciprocated, either.

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    or: 5 times andrew and neil don't kiss + 1 time they actually do

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    The implicit question—why aren’t you, Andrew Minyard, king of hook-ups, serial one-night-stand-er, not jumping at the chance to fuck a hot guy?

    Andrew has no idea how to tell Neil that he hasn’t been with anyone since he started helping out with his shoots. From the very beginning. As in, he wasn’t even getting his dick wet and he still stopped searching for other men to get off with just because he got to see Neil finger himself once a week. After they agreed to their current just-left-of-friends-with-benefits arrangement, Andrew hasn’t once so much as looked back on his former ways of getting off.

    But it’s not like Andrew can admit to any of that.

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    or: neil makes amateur porn and andrew…helps out

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    “This blade draws one thing and one thing only,” she says, lifting it all for them to see—it’s a small knife, smaller than the ones Andrew has in his armbands, and too plain to be assuming, “the pure royal blood of the High King of Fillory.”

    She starts with Kevin. Andrew expects it to work—especially with how arrogant Kevin is most days, he’s practically a queen in his own right—but the blade glances over his hand without leaving a single scratch.

    The same thing happens to the rest of the guys in their group—Jean, Seth, and Jeremy all come away pristine and untouched. It’s looking more and more like this whole trip out here was a waste of time and they’re all going to die.

    When the knife maker stops in front of him, Andrew obediently holds his hand out, expecting nothing. Instead, he gets pain. The blade cuts him—not deep, but it’s more than enough to claim him as Fillory’s true High King.

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    or: andrew gets a crown and a kingdom and a husband, all by accident

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    Andrew’s mouth waters and he decides he won’t be letting Neil abandon him without having a little snack first. He’s damning Andrew to a lonely and boring morning, it’s the least he can do.

    Neil slips on a shirt too, probably one of Andrew’s if the way it fits him awkwardly is anything to go by, and starts to leave, but Andrew stops him with a hand on his hip.

    “Not quite.”

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    or: neil wants to go for a run but andrew wants a little something else first

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