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    It doesn’t take Ilya long; he was worked up already. And the knowledge that this is the bot that so often bested him on the ice, about whom a commentator once said “matches Rozanov in everything and beats him with the cool head advantage,” makes everything hotter. His supplication for Ilya. Taking orders. Ilya always thought sex with a robot would feel like that in a cold, abject way. He likes push and pull with girls especially, he likes when they obviously want it. But the bot – Shane – does suck dick like he wants it; like he needs it, really.

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    30 May 2026

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    SO WELL WRITTEN!!! this is THE Shanebot fic. Absolute genius character development here.

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    Farah, Shane, and his mom have a statement drafted by the end of the first period of the Boston v. Toronto game. By the time the Raiders are done showering and are pulled for post-game press, everyone with even a passing interest in professional hockey knows that Shane Hollander is an Unrestricted Free Agent looking for a new team.

    Shane watched live as Ilya blinked stupidly, took a few seconds to process, and then quickly answered into the mic. This interview would gain millions of views over the coming months and would be cited as the source of the most chaotic social media rollercoaster the MLH ever had.

    No one knew it then, but the Great MLH Seduction had officially begun.

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    Or: Ilya stays with the Boston Raiders instead of trading to Ottawa. This causes quite a few ripples when Shane finally ends his contract with Montreal.

    Featuring: the Hollander Family's Spreadsheets(TM), professional hockey culture shifts, and a tasteful amount of fraud against the MLH.

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    Rozanov smirked. “Going both ways is most valuable hockey skill.”
    “Hey!” Shane objected.
    “You have many other valuable skills,” Rozanov murmured. “Let me and Pike have this one, mm?”
    Hayden watched, feeling numb, as Shane let Rozanov tug him into a kiss. Oh. Oh fuck. Fuck, that was hot.
    “You like watching, Pike?” Rozanov asked, without turning his face away from Shane’s.
    “Fuck you, Rozanov,” Hayden snapped reflexively. “… Yes.”

    Canon-divergent AU where Hayden tells Shane he’s bisexual before Shane gets a chance to come out to him, and things escalate quickly from there. AKA, the Hayden in a Hollanov sandwich smutfic that no one everybody asked for.

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    27 May 2026

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    Hottest version of bisexual!Hayden Pike I've read so far.
    Absolutely diabolically hot threesome with Hayden so on board and overwhelmed in the best kind of ways and hollanov so sweet and obviously freak4freak but not in a way that makes Hayden feel off.
    And of course, none of this would have been possible without the superior Pike, Jackie.

    God Ilya and Jackie deserve to fuck too? And the Sveta threesome?! I'm addicted. lol

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    When Scott Hunter ventured out on his balcony after the 2011 All Star Game, he only wanted to get some air. He didn't expect to overhear a couple of rookies having sex. He definitely didn't anticipate hearing his own name. But when Hollander catches him eavesdropping, Scott does the upstanding thing and offers his phone number in case the younger men ever have questions about being closeted hockey players. It's the least he can do, right? Anyway, he'll probably never get a text back.

    Probably...

    AKA Scott Hunter listens to the mating call—perhaps a little too well.

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