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The Serpentine Second Life of Juniper Phasmatis by BeaconBits (BeaconHill)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Jun 2026
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Juniper Potter wishes her biggest problem was figuring out how to take the transition potion without her uncle's signature – and without him beating her to death. The basilisk biting her in the arm sure seems like a bigger problem, except it turns out to be a solution in disguise. When she collapses on the floor outside Professor Dumbledore's office, it's not because she's dying. It's because she's transforming into a naga. Beautiful, serpentine, very female, and lethal to the Horcrux, which dribbles out of her forehead as black nasty goo. She couldn't be happier except for just one thing: naga are illegal in Britain. She has to flee, or be executed.
But, then, she has a lot more problems to leave behind, and Norway sounds like an absolutely brilliant place to begin her second life.
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25 Jul 2026
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"Hermione? What kinda name is that? Ugh, I got a girl, bloody hell. Harry trade me." Harry hadn't even had a chance to open the scroll that had been placed in front of him before it was snatched up, and another thrown in his face. - A story told in letters.
Harry/Hermione, cute and fluffy, with just a tiny bit of drama. Super tiny.
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25 Jul 2026
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"I’m hexing that great sodding oaf! See how he likes me after I shrink his testicles to the size of elderberries.” - A story about kisses, books, and hidden nooks.
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25 Jul 2026
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Raised by Wolves is usually an expression but Albus Dumbledore is horrified when he realises that for the golden boy, Harry Potter, it was a fact!
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24 Jul 2026
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The Celestial Farmer by The_Dark_Wolf_Shiro
Fandoms: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
13 Jul 2026
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It's not much, but it's honest work. Jorgen doesn't know what this Celestial nonsense is, but he does know one thing. He's got a farm to run, and no time for any 'adventures', thank you very much.
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24 Jul 2026