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    In which Shane Hollander's pubic hair goes viral, the internet colour-matches it to Pantone 15-1214 (Warm Sand), and Ilya Rozanov - creates accounts on Reddit, TikTok, Instagram, Tumblr, AND YouTube to anonymously defend his not-boyfriend's crotch using genetics Wikipedia and advanced hockey analytics.

    Features: a one-star Calvin Klein review ("very poor elastic, ruined my life"), Svetlana and Rose who have never once been wrong, and the most romantic use of the word "melanocytes" in the history of the English language according to Ilya Rozanov.

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    23 May 2026

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    "Oh, it looks like you’re doing better! With those scores, I guess we won’t have to meet as often anymore." Shane was beaming, proudly looking down at the transcript. Ilya’s smile immediately dropped.

    Needless to say, he scored 20 points lower on the next midterm.

    In which popular hockey fuckboy Ilya Rozanov falls madly in love with the university's golden boy Shane Hollander. Somehow, they go from being the talk on campus to becoming that couple.

    Alternatively, my take on the Jock!Ilya x Nerd!Shane trope bc it is desperately underrepresented.

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    28 Apr 2026

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    Upcoming actor and well-known playboy Ilya Rozanov is good at getting what he wants.

    That is, until he wants hockey's golden boy Shane Hollander.

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    24 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 38

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    Anakin and Obi-Wan help out in the creche as the younglings make cards and learn an important holiday lesson about love as opposed to attachment. It turns out Anakin needs to learn that lesson too.

    While trying to avoid the answer to a question about who Anakin's best friend is, Anakin accidentally ends up with a rotating list of best friends consisting of every youngling in the creche. Everyone gets a turn to be Anakin Skywalker's best friend which leaves Obi-Wan, who was once fairly confident in his status as Anakin's best friend, strangely hurt. Why didn't he just answer the question with the answer everyone expected and save them all the trouble?

    After everything they've been through, does Anakin not know how Obi-Wan feels about him? Or worse, does Anakin not feel the same?

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    16 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 27

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    Anakin has the best job in the world.

    It would be better if he could stop embarrassing himself in front of his new regular, Obi-Wan.

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    16 Apr 2026