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    “Hyung, if you never put your name in the calculator back then, why not try it out now?”

    “I don’t think that’s a great idea.”

    Yeonjun knows it’s harmless banter, really, and he’s not one to take himself seriously, but he thinks this is taking things a step too far. Who will they even pair him up with, other idols? His exes? Or worse, the other members?

    It’s the last option that scares him the most. Especially when his crush of eight (maybe nine?) years is sitting in the same room as him, and they’ve only just returned to good terms…

    “Don’t worry, at least they won’t pair you with Bang PDnim,” the man in question offers. Suddenly, a life of being teased for being Bang Sihyuk’s soulmate doesn’t seem too bad.

    Yeonjun tries to stay level-headed. He knows the members will persist anyway. Especially the tiny, adorable, evil little man sat next to him, who will definitely suggest…

    “Let’s try you and Soobin,” Taehyun says. Bingo.

     

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    TXT are sleep deprived amid comeback promotions. Trying to stay awake for their next schedule, they end up finding the "Love Calculator" game Yeonjun played as a kid, and all hell breaks loose.

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    “Look, Soobinnie, we've been through this. It was one time, okay?”

    Yeonjun put on his whiniest voice, the voice that always got him his way. He batted his eyelashes towards Soobin, trying not to giggle at the pink flush that scattered his cheeks. To distract, the latter scoffed, leaning away from Yeonjun.

    So he took the break in proximity to shift his attention to Kai.

    “Kai, you've got to hear me out. Cheating isn't my thing, but I guess relationships aren't my thing either… but anyway! I wouldn't cheat if I didn't have a good reason.”

    “I literally already asked you why,” Kai said flatly.

    Yeonjun was aware that Kai had asked him that, and honestly, he was buying himself time. He had a response that was a low blow, and he had to hesitate.

    “Well, as wonderful and as perfect as my cute little Soobininie is… He’s also the worst sex I've ever had. I'm sorry.”

     

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    In which Soobin and Yeonjun are two drama students with way too much time on their hands, so they try to convince a couple's therapist to repair their broken relationship.

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    Yeonjun should’ve known to fill the silence. “So, what’s the deal with Mr. Weatherman anyway? Why is he suddenly making news packages?”

     

    Yeonjun shrugged nonchalantly. “It’s not like he wasn’t allowed to before. And the pieces have been good.”

     

    Yeonjun felt a little guilty. It’s not like he was just using him for views or eye candy. But he was quite dependent on Soobin’s presence and the superficial attitudes of the general public to keep his budget, staff and a show.

     

    Sure, maybe he was inspired by Soobin’s beautiful face. Sue him. He’s sure that if Soobin existed at the same time as Michelangelo, then everyone in his paintings would have dimples. He has a very inspiring face. 

     

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    When his regional news programme gets threatened with budget cuts, Choi Yeonjun is given three months to turn around the show's fate. To try and get there, he relies on his extremely hot weatherman, Choi Soobin and the public's perceptiveness to a bit of eye candy. What could possibly go wrong?

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    Yeonjun idolises his International Relations teacher, Professor Kim. So when he asks for his help tutoring another student, he jumps at the opportunity.

    However, Professor Kim does not mention that his tutee, Choi Soobin, is really cute and will teach him more about himself than anyone could realise.

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    "The muscle is firm under his teeth, as expected, his skin tasting of body lotion and sweat, a slightly unpleasant combination that Jungkook wouldn’t mind getting used to. And he just… stands there. Namjoon’s arm under his teeth. He stands there for a moment or two, and is hit with a wave of realisation.

    This is weird."

    In which Jungkook finds himself too distracted by Namjoon's biceps.

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