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  1. Public Bookmark 11

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    “I’m going to save your life, Carl,” the AI says, stepping to stand behind me. He murmurs his words in my ear, and I can’t move a muscle. “Will you be grateful to me?”

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    With no way out and no way to save his fellow crawlers, Carl receives a horrifying but miraculous offer -- to allow the AI to impregnate him to escape the game and save everyone else in the process.

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    01 Aug 2026

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  2. Public Bookmark 21

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    Luca Haas arrives at the Morning Glory Milking Farm and shameless smut ensues.

    “Luca, I’m Shane.” Shane smiles at him and holds out his hand. The action of his lips turning up in the corners is enough to make his cheeks dimple and the smattering of freckles across his face move too.

    Luca looks down at his extended hand. No one has spoken so normally to him before and he is used to being referred to just by his number.

    “Hi.” Luca says. He shakes Shane’s hand and Shane returns it firmly.

    “Welcome to Morning Glory, I’m here to get you settled in.”

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    01 Aug 2026

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    A series of Ilya and Shane struggling to get people to take their relationship reveals very seriously at all.

    The fics in this series are set in the same universe, so these are the SAME Shane and Ilya. Although they can be read in any order, Totally Real Canadian Boyfriend™️ takes place roughly 5 years before Pour Decisions.

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    01 Aug 2026

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    “Holy shit,” Barrett yelps. “The Metros plane went down.”
    The room comes to a stop, the buzzing energy of a win quieting, but Ilya barely hears him, still too caught up on Shane messaging him through Instagram. They have barely talked since their fight. What could he have to say on Instagram of all places?
    … What did Barrett say?
    Ilya blinks.
    A plane went down. The Metros plane?
    That cannot be true. Ilya must have heard wrong.
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    Instead of Ilya’s plane going down after their Boxing Day fight, it’s Shane’s. Ilya breaks down in the locker room, assuming the worst. When he finds out Shane is alive, his next assumption is that Shane will be mad at him for outing their relationship to the Centaurs. The team helps him get to Shane though, and all of his fears are put to rest.

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    01 Aug 2026

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    “You are so pretty, Hollander. Your freckles err— take my breath.”

    Shane glares. “Rozanov, you can’t say that here,” he says through gritted teeth. “They can hear us.”

    “Who gives a fuck?” He declares with a careless shrug. “Whole world knows we are lovers, so what?”

    The world most definitely does not need to know that he’s on Ilya’s extensive fuck buddies roster.

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    According to Ilya, Shane is the best boyfriend anyone could ask for. If you ask Shane, he’ll tell you they are just fuck buddies.

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    31 Jul 2026

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