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    Shane Hollander is young and struggling. With people, with money, with life. He’s just started a new job and he’s working his hardest to be able to afford college and work towards his lifelong dream of becoming a film director. Shane doesn’t do relationships, doesn’t have the time or the mental capacity for sex or love or anything of the sort.

    So what happens when a beautiful older man comes into the restaurant where he works and changes Shane’s entire life?

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    Ilya is Shane’s fucking sugar daddy.

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    04 Aug 2026

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    "Hi, solnyshko.”
    The Russian pet name set a firework off inside Shane's mind as he heard it cooed from behind him. The intonation was just as he remembered, but the voice was much deeper.

    He turned and felt himself short circuit. It took every ounce of willpower to not let his jaw drop cartoonishly to the floor. Shane would recognize his individual features anywhere, even after 5 years. But it was as if someone had snapped their fingers and the smug, silly Russian boy who had been attached to Shane's hip for 3 summers was transformed into some sort of fucking Adonis right before his eyes.

    “Ilya-” was all Shane managed before strong arms were wrapped around his waist and lifting him off the ground in a greeting all too familiar from years ago.

     

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    When Shane Hollander & Ilya Rozanov spent their summers as teens in an elite hockey camp, they quickly became inseparable friends. But they lose touch when Shane moves on as a prospect for the NHL and Ilya for the KHL.

    Years later, Montreal makes a bold move to take the hottest player in the KHL. After hearing of the Russian's reputation, the Montreal Captain is tasked with keeping his old best friend and new teammate out of trouble.

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    04 Aug 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 62

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    It was never a plan he seriously considered- even if he had perhaps fantasized about it from time to time- killing the men that had hurt his Shane so much. Then Drapeau approached him in Las Vegas. Comeau swiped on Sydney in Ottawa. Andropov and Laine agreed to a threesome on the Canadian border. Desjardins went for his normal late night walk and never made it home. And Crowell- Crowell was the only one who truly knew fear before he met his maker.

    The Montreal Murderer. A shadow over the MLH and the Metros organization. Ilya Rozanov protected what was his and now understood that revenge was a dish best served cold.

    Serial Killer Ilya AU

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    27 Jul 2026

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    SHANE HOLLANDER, MLH STAR, DIES FROM ACCIDENTAL OVERDOSE.

    Ilya read the headline over and over and over. This could not be real. Shane, HIS SHANE, could not be dead. He called. He texted. Nothing- no response. And as he tried to convince himself that this couldn't be right, he couldn't just wait for the world to tell him. So he got in his car and drove. He drove like a bat out of hell praying that his favorite person in the world was still alive.

     

    Pssst- the warnings are accurate- I promise. I'm not *that* angsty

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    27 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 71

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    “Unicorn hunting is a term from your time but it evolved over the centuries,” the Doctor said. “In your time it means a couple look for a single woman to form a throuple with. The woman— the unicorn— is made to commit to the relationship without all of the benefits. She’s just a novelty for the couple to play with. But the practice grew even more toxic. In the 51st century, unicorn hunters usually find their prey in situations impossible to get out of and they exploit them. The unicorn has no choice but to turn into their perfect sex slave to keep them happy and stay alive. Unicorn hunters are the most sadistic, vile beings in the universe.”
    “Doctor,” she said, her voice quiet. She didn’t want to say the thought that just popped into her head. She wished this day had never happened.
    “What is it, Rose?”
    She swallowed. “Did we… hunt Jack?”
    His brow furrowed and he shook his head. “It’s different. Jack is always free to leave. He’s my companion, same as you.”
She looked up at him, hesitantly. “But does Jack know that?”

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