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“You’ve seen them, though?” Erling asks, too curious to be truly causal. It’s like he’s actually asking— though why, Jude has no real idea. “The memes?”
“Yeah I’ve seen them,” Jude tuts. “Fucking Grealish forwards every one he gets his hands on.”
“Same for me,” Erling says, and he looks thoughtful a moment, a sort of fleeting thing Jude can’t really read. “It’s interesting.”
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19 Jul 2026
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“If I told the media that I missed you like a brother, what would you say?”
“These are some next level mind games ahead of the match, Jude,” Erling snorts. Not that there’s anything remotely funny about what they’re talking about.
“Erling,” Jude tries, and it works, not because Erling is pathetic, but because this is the first time he’s heard Jude call his name in over a year.
So actually, maybe that does make him a bit pathetic. Whatever.
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Jude is good at the whole self-discipline thing. But just ahead of England's match against Norway, it all comes crumbling down when he thinks of Erling, when Erling thinks of him, and when the internet thinks of the two of them together.
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18 Jul 2026
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"Jude," Erling says, tone contemplative.
"No," Jude replies preemptively, even as his cock jerks between them.
Erling laughs, his eyes crinkling with it, and fucks into him once, harder, making Jude gasp and grab at the sheets. "You don't even know what I was going to say."
"Yes I do." Jude's voice comes out wrecked, and they've barely started. Embarrassing. "You're gonna make me say things."
or: a series of lessons in intimate communication
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18 Jul 2026
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“Something about how we’re going to beat Norway using your pheromones against Erling Haaland.”
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18 Jul 2026
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Neymar has to deal with a team drowning under losses and lacking any dynamic in the locker rooms, the fire of the media and fans, and a collection of injuries that just won't stop coming. So, when Marco shows him a post-World Cup interview of Leo praising some teammates of his, he doesn't think, in the grand scheme of things, too much of it.
Set in the immediate post-2022 World-Cup PSG's season (January through April).
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18 Jul 2026
