highkeymiserable
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“I’m sure she was.” She winks to the camera. “And you’re sure you’re single?”
“Yes.” he lies.
“Right.” She says and fake crowd laughter plays in the background. “We’ll keep your secret. Tweek is definitely single.”
This is why he didn’t wanna do this interview. They don't care about listening to his answers, they only want to spin whatever story will get the most attention. And being the interview in which famous actor Tweek Tweak “admits” to being into a relationship will gain a lot of traction.
He laughs it off and finds that he’s not that anxious anymore. He’s only pissed instead.
OR: A day in the life of Craig, a college student, and Tweek, a famous actor, who are desperately trying to hide their relationship.
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before i die, i'd like to do something nice by Icantthinkofagoodusername7
Fandoms: South Park
10 Nov 2024
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“What’s goin’ on, Kenny?”
Kenny huffs out some laughter at that because he honestly doesn’t even really know but he knows he feels fuckin’ terrible about it. He was relieved that Butters would be able to forget last night and now, here he is, remembering every single moment. He doesn’t know why he’s always dying and he doesn’t know why he’s always coming back and he doesn’t know why Butters remembers and- Wait, has Butters ever even seen him die before last night? Was-
Surely it couldn’t have been. Kenny dies so often that Butters must’ve been witness to it at some point before last night, right?
Right?
Maybe last night was his first time, though. Maybe he’s never seen it before and maybe if he had seen it earlier, he’d have remembered then too.
“Okay, so,” Kenny isn’t really sure where to start but he takes off his hood and studies Butters’ face for a moment, he’s clearly confused and distraught, “I die.”
Great going, Kenny. That’s so incredibly informational. You are the best at explaining. Wonderful job. Impressive, truly.
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OR Kenny dies, Butters remembers, and the rest falls into place
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- Part 2 of South Park :o
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Everything changes when Craig remembers Kenny dying.
“So, I guess this is where we say ‘welcome to the club’. You are now one of a small number of people that remember when Kenny gets killed. It’s nice to know I’m not alone in this. People thought I was crazy for years when I first told them.”Craig narrowed his eyes. “Pretty sure people think you’re crazy for other reasons, but okay."
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No one really cares when Cartman shows up to class with a bruise around his eye.
It's not that they aren’t curious— there’s plenty of speculation and gossip, it's just that whoever punched him had most likely gained the rights for it. Hell, Kenny himself has plenty of good reasons to beat the shit out of him, then some.
But instead of whining about it like a baby, or venting angrily to the entire table at lunch, Cartman doesn’t say a single word on the topic of the swollen ring of purple, garish in the dull fluorescents like bad makeup. Kenny can’t stop gaping at it, the way it clashes so horribly on his pale skin and with his brown hair and iris, like something infected, something darker. -
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It started when Kevin McCormick stayed up late one night. He had known about Karen's “guardian angel” before; for the past two years, he had been a constant comfort in her life, but had assumed he was an imaginary friend. Someone to help her cope with being a McCormick, certainly healthier than Kevin drinking since middle school, or Kenny vanishing off who knows where.
But instead, he heard Mysterion’s shitty Batman impression outside his window.
Mysterion, who was Kenny's age, a sixth grader,
A sixth grader, right outside his sister's window, whispering about how he would protect her.
Kevin McCormick was going to kill Mysterion.