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Jing Yuan loves so much that it may kill him one day.
Yanqing does not wish to know life without his baba.
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Calder thinks about who he is and the future of who he will be.
A poem, more or less.
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In which dismas and murrit drug bust occeus, laivan, and
calderebony darkn'ss dementia raven way.
Jentha has an axe.It's a shit show, happy 3/22 guys
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Calder invites Ellsee to golf; instead, he tells her his biggest secret.
Ellsee begrudgingly helps.
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Dismas has had enough with everything. Enough of stupid classes with stupid teachers, enough hiding bruises from Jentha (and Murrit), but most of all he's sick of hiding.
Specifically, hiding his feelings in romantically charged fights.
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Nightmares Shall (Never) Come to Fruition by Oblivious_Panapple
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tian Guan Ci Fu | Heaven Official's Blessing - Moxiang Tongxiu
28 Feb 2026
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Back when Qi Rong and Xie Lian were young, he sought out his cousin after having a nightmare.
Many, many years later, young Guzi seeks out Qi Rong for the same thing.
Bookmarked by haunted_table_boi
30 Jul 2026
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Apple of my eye by diushek
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Apr 2026
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“Shen-shixiong” he begins at last “all the symptoms and the fluctuation of qi through the lower dantian of Luo-shizhi are consistent with an early gestation stage. Approximately six to seven weeks.”
Shen Qingqiu blinks. Once, twice. On one hand, he wants to burst into hysterical laughter. Pregnancy? Hello?! Luo Binghe is a man!! Not just any man, but the Stallion Protagonist! How could he possibly be…!? Is mpreg even canon in PIDW!? IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE IN THIS UNIVERSE!?
Six to seven weeks. The time stabs him like a knife. Wasn't it around that time ago that the fucking System just…?...In exchange for the Endless Abyss being a skippable arc, Luo Binghe now has a bun in the oven. It would be much better if his disciple's bun in the oven didn't also respond to Shen Qingqiu's qi by publicly declaring him the baby daddy!! Shen Qingqiu could NEVER have touched his disciple disrespectfully!! ... Ah, but the future baby is already there, and now Shen Qingqiu has no choice but to stepped up, right?
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30 Jul 2026
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Ren’s congregation has been victim to what he’s been told are mysterious creatures of the night. People have been going missing without a trace and he thought one of the people he cared about the most was amongst the missing.
So imagine his surprise when that very same man shows up at his door, but inexplicably different.
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27 Oct 2025
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Cold Hands, Warm Heart by Zizzani
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Feb 2022
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“If the body can’t warm up, then things get uh, b-bad?”
Mobei-jun cuts him a look that’s made for slaughter. “What does that mean?”
“A-ah, it’s called hypothermia, my king.”
“And you die once it happens.”
Again, not a question. “You can.” When Mobei-jun makes an absolutely terrifying face, Shang Qinghua hastens to add, “But not instantly! Y-you can actually recover from it, if the hypothermia doesn’t progress too far.”
“How far?” Mobei-jun growls.
“There are f-f-f-five stages,” Shang Qinghua shivers out, lips numb. “The fifth stage is death.”
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Shang Qinghua and Mobei-jun have their spiritual powers sealed before getting dumped in a white-out snowstorm. Mobei-jun quickly learns that humans are far more susceptible to the cold than he thought.
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Forced to Interact by CherriChou
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Aug 2025
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As Yue Qingyuan turned towards him and approached, Shen Qingqiu was forced to witness the bare front of his torso as well—just as thick as the back, with a ridiculous amount of padding over the muscles of his pectorals. There was a generous dusting of dark hair across his chest as well which also trailed southwards, down his stomach that showed he was clearly eating well enough, and dipping under the waistband of his—
Shen Qingqiu lifted his gaze to find Yue Qingyuan staring down at him with pink cheeks. It seemed not even the esteemed Xuan Su Sword was immune to the effects of exertion.
A chance encounter has Shen Qingqiu seeing more of Yue Qingyuan than he anticipated. He feels very normal about it and reacts in a completely sane way.
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15 Aug 2025
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Big, beefy and hairy man with big dick gets dommed by a bratty twink and its SO. GOOD.
SQQ making excuses to look at the absolute eye candy that is YQY is also everything.