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Laivan Daylight Creepy Void Dark Painless Anatomy Ferroo was having the most boring day of his life. He woke up at 6:30 AM for class, and as soon as he went outside his room, a group of preps threw a sprite bottle at him. He watched as they left the scene running, but as soon as he tried to run after them, he fell to the ground breathless and passed out. Laivan hates his life.
Luckily for him, Occeus Demonia Arc'angel Caliber Abyss Eye Quinn, was walking down the street to meet his partner with very lovely flesh, Ebony, when he saw a bunch of preps bully his friend Laivan (DDD:<). when he falls, Occ chased after the horrid preps, shouting,
"Ur flesh bad n smelly!!!1!"
Then turn to his friend.
"Are you okay?"
Laivan started to recover a bit from the prep assault while he watched as his dear friend, Occ Demonia Arc'angel Caliber Abyss Eye Quinn whose name he remember to a T because he's a very good friend, yelled at them. Laivan got up and threw the bottle of sprite at them even though they were already gone.
"Dumbasses-"
"I bet they don't even do hard drugs like us goths-"
In fact they didn't, they only did Pepsi and Sprite because they were that spoiled. Then he fell back into the ground because he literally couldn't breathe.
"I'm okay-" Laivan said as he crawled on the floor.
"Hey do u Want to skip class n smoke crack with me and Ebony?? No preps qllowed >o:)))"
Occeus picked up laivan bc he is a stronk boi in a leather miniskirt n fishnets ( >o;))) ) and wiped some dirt off his black nyc tripp pants with blue camo accents and at least three pocket chains.
"That's so poggers- Just make sure Murrit doesn't show up because he's a dumb prep :)- and they're also very mean fish who calls me a dog-"
Laivan happily bark. Btw besides the blue pats described by Occ he also wear a My Chemical Romance t-shirt under a black leather jacket with spikes and chains and a strong smell of weed. I let Occ carry me towards Cal- Ebony's room with his very strong strength.
"Hi Ebony :D- Rawr XD-"
"heeeeeey laiv how is yoooou rawr xd hello occ uwu" their friend waves.
Ebony is absolutely on his back tripping so hard, their favorite corset with black ribbing and and pink ribbons on along with hot pink fishnets, black demonias and black top under his corset. Occ sets down Laivan and takes the crackpipe from Ebony and takes a big drag.
Dismas, the ugly prep with bad flesh (>:() comes by the hallway looking at his latest iPhone bought by his very rich dad, Alonzo, while he drinks some Pepsi, as it's common on preps. He just reaches the part of the hallway where Cal- Ebony's room is located, noticing the smell of crack immediately.
"Oh my fucking God, not these dumbasses again..." He opens the door and yells at them with an evil tongue.
"What the fuck are you guys doing? You're gonna get expelled for this someday and I'm tired of covering your asses everytime one of you decides to throw a crack party!"
"FECK OFF PREP YOU USE AIR PODS N HAVE A HIPSTER BLOG D:<" ebony slurs, loudly, clearly too high to do anything. He throws an black ankle boot half heartedly at him.
"ur flesh smell burnt n crispy >o:(" Occeus stands up wobbly, not used to walking without demonias and carries dismas outside, passing the pipe to laivan on his way out. "No preps allowed, n that includez u"
Laivan looks at the stinky prepz and throws a crack rock at him that just happened to be lying around. Then he takes a drag too and begins tripping.
"GET OUT PREP OR I'LL SHOOT YOU IN THE KNEE TOO >:(((("
Soon though Laivan is too high to do much else.
Dismas looks at Occ evily frowning.
"This is it. I'm getting Murrit, Sova and Albion. We're all tired of your shit."
Dismas then turns around and goes to their dorms, fuming while he looks back to Occ for a sec.
he manhandles the evil prep into a janitors closet and shuts the door. "Quit buggin us crispy prep >o:(" And walks back to Ebonys room and locks his dorm door.
"Who wants tp listen to mcr?" He asks as he takes a huge drag from the pipe, incapicitating himself.
"WoooOOOO MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE KYAAAA >-<- that's better than crack xd-"
Laivan then takes out his Lenovo phone and starts playing the Black Parade, he starts laughing and barking happily before taking the pipe from Occ and trying to take a drag as huge as his' but he unfortunately falls unconscious from small lung disease. Meanwhile Dismas' screams can be heard from outside.
Ebony shouts every lyric, ugly cryong at the g note and completely heartbrocken3
He steals laivans phone and queues a bunch of paramore and set it off and takes the pipe from him as well, choking on the drag bc silly ebony you cant do drugs if ur crying.
"You dummy Ebony- youre making me cry too :"(((-" da dog borked
Laivan starts curling on the floor as he feels incapacitated from the high and starts crying from the lyrics to N.M.E from Set It Off. He then begins to frantically cough.
"n nno nsnslinoo nsosoi-"
"dont cry you two" said occ
he picks up both of them and hugs them, queueing more happy songs like pierce the veil qnd sleepong with sirens and being a good moirail to ebony n friend to laivan
"brocken for life33" ebony whines, before prying himself and getting up to fix his makeup, which consisted of blue amd black eyeshadow, heavy eyeliner and magenta lipsticks. Black streaks ran down his face from being g noted, but he fixes it in a breeze.
Laivan just tried to regain breath, but it's hard for him to do so. He coughes some smoke. "You truly dont understand the darkenss in my heart-" He says as he coughs up a bit of blood. "It breaks with every beat :"("
As he says this, the evil prep Dismas' yells become sobs but they can't be heard through the upbeat happy emo music 3.
occ cracked the window just enough to give laiv a chance to breathe and turned on a fan for circulation
"Heart will get stitched back together uwu"
After that, panic at the disco autoplayed, making calder and occ sing along
Dismas finally realized he still had his phone on himself. "God I'm dumb as fuck..." he whimpered as he started to message Murrit.
GD: Hey fuckhead
GD: They're smoking crack again
GD: And I got locked into the janitor room when I tried to stop them
GD: Get me out of here and bring people with braincells please
UK: godammit not again
UK: dats lik wat
UK: third? 4th time dis week?
UK: im omw ill hit up star child too hang tite
Murrit was a good ten minutes away, but fuck traffic safety laws. She sends albion and jentha a text letting them each know the situation before speeding off to save dismas. Albion quickly replied she was on her way as well. Jentha, he knew, probably was resting from work and wouldnt reply until after dismas was sufficiently freed and ca- er, ebony was dealt with
While the evil disgusting bad preps were arriving, Laivan was still kinda dying. This didn't stop him from trying to do Cal- Ebony's makeup.
"Im gonna fix your face I mean fix your fa I mean fix your face I mean fix your f I mean fix you" then he accidentally coughed blood again giving Ebony a new eyeliner. <3 my beloved. After this he went on to smoke some more crack, and after the next drag he fell asleep on the sofa.
he sat perfectly still, letting laiv fix the messed up bits. When he looked in the mirror, he was delighted by the job he did
"Thanks laivieeeee!!"
little did either know murrit just pulled up
breaking numerous traffic laws, he arrives after two minutes and bolts to to where distant cowboy whimpers were heard. They open the janitor closet door easily
"Hey, disbits, hows it goin?"
Dismas felt really dumb when Murrit opened the door like it wasn't even locked, probably because it wasn't even locked. "Hey, I'm fine but for a sec I swore Occeus was looking hungry." He said, trying to deflect the conversation from the fact he got trapped in an unlocked locker, too prideful to acknowledge it.
"idk prob was." murrit shrugs, trying not to think about the very realy possibility his partner couldve been chomped like a half off burger at wendys.
"Lets wait for one of the girls b4 we crash their drug fiasco"
Jentha received the message almost instantly and went driving towards the campus also breaking several traffic laws. She appeared not soon after Dismas was "freed". She immediately knocked on the goth's door. What the fuck was that? Who the hell did they think they were locking up her moirail?
"OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR, I JUST WANT TO TALK!!"
ebony lifted his ehed, alermed "oh shit."
"cmon, out the window, ill carry laivan" ocecues said
Calbony stumbled towards the window, nearly falling at least several times. Pounding could be heard from the door, and laivans sleeping form thrown ove occeuss shoulder like a bag of potatos
none of these bitches qre sober enough for this to go well
Jentha kept frantically knocking on the door until she heard people stumbling. Dismas was about to try and calm her, until she just grabbed a fire axe from a wall and hacked at the door.
"I SAID OPEN THE DOOR YOU FUCKHEADS!" she yelled as it began to break.
murrit kinda just watched. She knew they could afford repairs but he kinda... mostlt didnt want to get involved with that.
ebony and occ srumble faster towards the window.
Dismas also just watched as the door was absolutely obliterated by Jentha. He wasn't getting involved neither. <3
Jentha finally broke down the door :)
the room is a disaster, clothes are everywhere, random bits of blood from occeuss eating habits and laivans endless coughing spatters everything in sight. It smells like gamers basement but emo edition, complete with hair dye and make up stains on their beds. clearly the dorm of a healthy, well adjusted couple /s
"Move faster, she got in!!" Occ shouts
He quickly takes away Jentha's axe and goes grab the crack. There's a lot of drugs, and also a concerning amount of blood. So much he begins considering calling the police.
ebony slips and kind of. Falls out the windpw and starts running. No shoes, just hot pink fishnets
occ is just barely too big to fit out the window, chucks laivan out the window. He tries to slip out the window, but ultimately doesnt succeed, left to the will of the evil preps :0000
Laivan just falls on the ground and a loud thud is heard, along with a lot of pain on his end. He might have broken a few bones, but he somehow gets up like a REAL MANLY MAN and runs along with Calder. "Noooo we lost Occeus to the preps :( forever broken 3"
He winces at laivans glass bones shattering(/hj) from the fall from their ground level dorm, but continues stumbling towards serpazs house, which wasnt far
"C'mon were hiding out at ur matesprits!!!"
Jentha quickly threw herself against Occeus with the intent of biting him for locking up her moirail. Dismas was once again just watching, but he this time began also calling the police.
Occ reaches behind him to try to pry her off of him, but instead he stumbles and ends up falling on his face, still completely barely able to walk from the high
She begins biting Occeus like a rabid furby on bath salts, but fortunately the police comes before she can cause further harm. They're still unable to find Laivan and Cal- Ebony though. Dismas is just giving info to officer Secily while they arrest Occeus
.the two who weng out the window barely make it to serpazs house when they hear sirens
Laivan knocks on the door frantically, but at first he doesn't doesn't hear anything.* "I can't believe she brokz my heart like that :("( forever alond x-x" Broadway Karkat music was playing from his Lenovo phone as the police began pulling up.
martyr c9mplex plays somberly as the two are arrested in serpazs front lawn, serpaz crying and watching from the window, hidden behind the curtains, dismas on the phone, explaining what happened. Ebony spews endlessly calling the cops preps and attempting to resist arrest, but the adrenaline is running dry.
Laiv just is thrown into an ambulance, but his phone falls on the ground playing the music. The scene ends up with a CSI: Repiton outro. https://youtu.be/duREoOBTZrw
DA END :)))