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The Ridiculously Named Pet Society by happynotdignified
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
18 Feb 2024
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Alex comes home from work and finds Henry cuddling David and crying because he has realised that David is going to die one day. Alex cannot prevent that, but he does have a solution to make it a slightly easier transition for Henry when the time comes...
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it's all me in my head, I'm the one who burned us down by happynotdignified
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 May 2022
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And maybe it was because he wasn’t expecting it, maybe it was because he really had had too much to drink, or maybe it was because at the end of the day, he loved sticking to the rules. Whatever it was, when Ron raised his bottle and said,
“Never have I ever shagged a member of the Gryffindor Quidditch team.”
Percy drank.Or: a drinking game leads to Percy making a confession to his siblings.
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“We can’t risk anyone knowing if we want to get where we want in life.”
“Then why are you kissing?” asked Ginny, trying to process it.
“We … we like each other,” Percy said in an unusually soft voice, sharing a glance with Oliver. “We just have to like each other in secret.”Or: Ginny caught Percy kissing Oliver, instead of Penelope. That was just the beginning ... Percy never explicitly told his family that he was dating Oliver, but somehow they found out anyway. From overheard conversations, compromising situations and revealing letters, there is more than one way for your family to find out about your not so secret boyfriend.
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little messed up but i'm not anymore by happynotdignified
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 May 2021
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“This is very different to how we celebrated the last Quidditch match I watched,” blurted Percy before his brain could catch up with his mouth.
Okay, so this was happening.
Oliver was staring at him like a confused fish, mouth hanging open and eyes wide. Percy stared back; why had he thought this was a good idea?
Eventually Oliver broke the silence, “I thought … I thought we didn’t talk about that.” Percy hated how small his voice sounded.-or-
After Percy walks out of the Burrow during Christmas, 1996, he is left feeling the worst he has ever felt. A chance encounter with Oliver turns his life around over the months and years that follow.
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The first time someone told Angelina that they were sorry to hear about her boyfriend, she was genuinely confused. Firstly, she didn’t have a boyfriend. Secondly, what had happened to this non-existent man?
The second time it happened, it was followed up with how awful it must be for the Weasley family. It clicked. People though Fred was her boyfriend. A lot of people it seemed.
A lot of very wrong people.
Or: why going to a ball together doesn't mean you're in love
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harry potter books - other povs by happynotdignified
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Oct 2020
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The lights are too fucking bright right now by robbinscinquefoil
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
21 Jul 2026
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There really was no way he would have been able to break up with Shane tonight. He is a weak, weak man. He is a weak man who needs to get the fuck out of here before he goes back on Twitter and causes problems, or before he does something else insane like sniffing through Shane’s underwear drawer or running a reverent hand across his yoga mat. All around him is Shane Shane Shane and Shane is not here. Shane is at Montreal General Hospital in unknown condition, possibly alone.
Ilya is putting his shoes on before he fully realizes that he’s decided to go to the hospital.
Shane Hollander is carted off the ice after getting hit by Cliff Marlow. An exhausted and still-grieving Ilya Rozanov spirals, makes some stupid choices, and accidentally finds himself hanging out with his situationship’s parents.
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26 Jul 2026
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Cutting Edge by Orrb
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
18 Jul 2026
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Ilya was tossing aside his gloves to grope at his throat, his jersey having gotten darker just in the last few seconds.
“Dorogoy.”
Shane didn’t remember jumping the boards or tossing away his gloves and helmet, but next he knew his bare hands were grasping at the cold, drenched front of Ilya’s jersey. Whether it was the impact of another body or the strength finally leaving him, Ilya shakily sank to his knees, taking Shane with him. He heard someone from his bench scream for a medic.
Or, Ilya gets seriously injured during a game and Shane is barely holding it together. Cliff and Hayden finding out AU.
Bookmarked by happynotdignified
25 Jul 2026
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Shane Hollander’s Gay Sex TedTalk for Hayden Pike by isto4u
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
25 Jul 2026
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“Does he go down on you?”
Shane does his best to resist rolling his eyes. “Dude. He sucks my dick.”
“No, I meant like…” Hayden makes the world’s most awkward circling gesture. “Back there.”
“Oh! You mean does he eat my ass? Yes. And I eat his too.”
“And the prostate — does he lick it?”
Shane and Hayden get drunk together and Shane lets Hayden ask all the nasty questions he’s always had about gay sex.
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24 Jul 2026
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i will choose you by whateveridk
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
21 Jul 2026
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“I’m sorry,” Shane whispers against Ilya’s hair. “I’m so, so sorry. I didn’t—”
Shane cuts himself off with a faint stutter in his breath that Ilya feels in his own chest.
“Please,” Ilya begs, but he isn’t sure what he is even asking for.
He wants Shane to leave. He wants Shane to stay. He wants Shane to hold him and never let go.
Ilya feels Shane’s fingers fist in his curls, holding tight as if Ilya could ever bring himself to pull away.
Shane doesn’t know that Ilya could never, that he cannot fathom turning his back to take even one step away from him.
All he can do is push Shane away, make him walk first, and pick up the pieces left behind.
Or an alternative to that fight from the long game, but instead of Shane leaving as Ilya asks, they actually talk it out
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23 Jul 2026
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How to Soft Launch your Decade-Long Situationship turned Husband: A Guide by Ilya Rozanov by willessnowglobe
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Jun 2026
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Hockey News 365 @hockeynews365
NHL star Ilya Rozanov is apparently settling down! Dating rumours sparked after the hockey player posted an instagram story with a mysterious girl seen on the sidelines. Insiders confirm that Rozanov is off the single market and privately planning a future with his partner Jane.Sam @samknowspuck
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so it`s true??Roz` Skates @rozskates
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no way roz is actually dating a girlMaya @rozss1uts
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i only believe that if i here it directly out of his mouth—
or: Ilya starts soft launching his relationship with Shane and Twitter goes crazy
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- Part 1 of Life Hacks by the Hollander-Rozanov`s (to solve your biggest and most important struggles in life)
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22 Jul 2026