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    Shane Hollander ✅ @shanehollanderofficial 
    I’ve seen many publications over the years speculating on my own, and my husband’s, hockey stats and accolades in relation to our romantic relationship and when the public assumes it started. 

    We don’t owe this to anyone. But we’ve also been playing professional hockey for seventeen years and we’ve both run out of ahem, cares to give.

    On the right is a photograph from the behind the scenes of our joint CCM advertisement in July of 2010. This photo predates the hundreds of combined accomplishments listed on the left. 

    Oh, and it was also taken about six hours before our first kiss. 

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    or; a year from retirement and out of fucks to give, shane reveals their timeline to twitter in response to the latest speculatory article on their relationship. hollanovs across the world rejoice, centaurs celebrate their beloved dads, and former teammates share the not-so-subtle clues they missed the first time.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    Shane is an inexperienced incubus who is a little obsessed with Ilya Rozanov.

    Good thing Ilya is very willing to be his first victim.

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    19 Jun 2026

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    Shane Hollander is a straight man. So what if he can't get hard every time he tries to have sex with a woman? So what if he drinks himself silly just so he has an excuse to sneak into his captains bedroom?

    He was straight.

    Right?

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    Shane Hollander is convinced he's straight, Ilya Rozanov convinces him otherwise.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    “Well?” He raises his eyebrows at Shane after waiting 10 seconds with nothing forthcoming. “What is it? Why you are not looking at me?”

    “I just…I want you to fuck me.”

    “Yes, Hollander. I do that all the time. I could be doing it right now. So what?” The ‘Hollander’ always comes out when they play this game. Ilya can feel the corners of his mouth turning up just a little bit.

    “I just want…to wake up with you fucking me.” Shane says the rest in a rush while looking at Ilya’s hands and then turns his head slightly to judge Ilya’s reaction, same as he always does.

     

    or, the somnophilia fic

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    18 Jun 2026

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    NSFW art studies of Shane and Ilya

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    13 Jun 2026