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23 Jun 2026
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Deep reeked of sex. Worse than that, he reeked of sex with his wife. Worse still, was the fact that Homelander had noticed it as soon as the other supe had set foot in the conference room. Homelander wasn't stupid. He knew Deep still slept with his wife. Of course he did. They were technically married, lived together, portrayed the image of a doting couple for the media. Homelander knew how that game was played.
Not that Homelander cared. Deep could fuck his wife. That was fine. Completely and totally fine....
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01 Jun 2026
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“See, I heard that you, of all people, you the fucking freak,” Homelander chuckled, and turned to look at Deep again, “have a huge dick.”
Deep's jaw fell open. He didn't know what he had been expecting but it sure as shit hadn't been that. He tried to form words, a defense of some kind… not that he knew what exactly he should be defending. Homelander hadn't exactly insulted him.
“Um… o-okay?” Was what he settled on, not sure what else to say.
“Well,” Homelander inquired, stepping closer to him, looking down on him from his height advantage. “Is it true?"
(or, Homelander finds out Deep in hung and takes advantage of it)
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01 Jun 2026
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baby let's get into the groove, show me all your dirty moves by watchthequeenconquer
Fandoms: Peacemaker (TV 2022)
28 Mar 2022
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"So in the fantasy, I'm a mermaid..."
Chris's jaw opens and then quickly snaps shut in a conscious bid not to be an asshole. Being an ally to all weird and wonderful kinks in this world means keeping an open mind, even if Adrian gets wet thinking about aquatic lovemaking.
"What color is your tail?"
AKA the one where the boys help each other get off, not realizing their ultimate superhero fantasy is each other.
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14 May 2026
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"So you want me to like, teach you how to fuck a chick. Hands-on."
"It doesn't have to go that far," Adrian said, and the alcohol must have been hitting him more now because his face was a lot redder than before. "But at my age, people kind of expect you to be good at kissing and I've… never actually done that."
"I'm gonna teach you," Chris decided aloud, full of resolve. "'Cus I'm your fuckin' friend, and I'm a pussy magnet. And if you can get even half– no– even a one-eighth of what I know, you'll be drowning in pussy, too."
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Two idiots manipulate themselves into having sex with each other. But not real sex. Because it's just, like, practice.Bookmarked by french_cunt
07 May 2026