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Sour Lemon Dweebs by Bergen
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
17 Jul 2026
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“Mr. Stark,” Peter squeaks against a background of whooshing wind, clearly mid-swing.
“Yeah, what’s up, kid?”
“Did you listen to, uh… Which voicemails did you hear?”
“None of them, give me a recap. Twenty seconds max.”
“Okay, okay, okay. I found an alien glowy thingy and I would like to say that I know for sure that it won’t blow up, but I don’t, because it really looks like it might blow up.”
“Kid. For the love of— Are you carrying it around?”
“Uuuuh,” Peter says, like he’s really looking for a reason to say ‘no’. “Yes…?”
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17 Jul 2026
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He’s just begun to fruitlessly pick at his hair when there’s a bang, harsh and loud, and he ducks, dropping his comb. The second one makes him tuck and roll out of the room, reaching for a weapon. He’s got his hand on a loose wingding when there comes a harsh hiss. Water under a lot of pressure cracking off of tile. Dick creaks up into a crouch, poking his head around the doorframe, staying low. His shower is suddenly working again, water hammering into the stall and sluicing out onto the floor. His drain, never very functional, appears to have given up entirely.
It takes him half the wall to find the damn pipes and turn the water off, the shower blasting like a machine gun the whole time. For a moment there’s quiet, just water dripping. His phone rings where he left it on the counter, jumping with the vibration. BRUCE, it reads. Dick answers.
“You will not fucking believe the morning I am having,” Dick says. “Everything happens to me. I’ve told you about my landlord, right?”
“Dick,” Bruce says. Something in his voice makes the hair on the back of Dick’s neck rise.
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Dick has a bad day.
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15 Jul 2026
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"Just tell McNally you want to be my roomie. He'll think you're fucking nuts, but he'll get you reassigned."
"Wait, I don't even have to blow him for it? You're gonna scare off all the assholes for me and you have a CO in your pocket?" Holy shit, that's excellent news. This is gonna be the best prison sentence ever.
"He's not in my pocket, he's..." Bucky pauses, looking unsure for the first time. "He's more like an official liaison. I'm not a typical inmate."
"No shit." An official liaison, jesus christ. Clint just hit the fucking jackpot. "Does he give you extra goodies because you're special? Hey, you think he could get me candy?"
Bucky shakes his head. "If we're gonna bunk together, I'm gonna be spending a lot of time shutting you up on my cock," he says, and that's even more excellent news.
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24 Jun 2026
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Married at First Diopter Sight by jedusaur for 1000_directions
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Hawkeye (Comics)
14 Feb 2023
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The first two things that come into Clint's mind when he sees his husband-to-be are both shit. First: Shit, he's hot. Then: Shit, he does not look happy to see me.
This is the part the experts can't predict. He knew that going in. They ask for preferences and everything, but there's no magic algorithm that can guarantee attraction. If this guy isn't into him physically, the marriage is pretty much doomed.
He tries a smile as he approaches the end of the aisle, and gets absolutely nothing back. Shit.
"Hi," he says, holding out a hand. "I'm Clint."
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23 Jun 2026
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"Uh," says Clint. "So, you said you don't want to be involved with incubus stuff and I've been trying super hard to respect that, I swear it was an accident. I didn't realize you were having a moment there."
"What?" Bucky puts down his e-reader. "Isn't the incubus stuff about having sex?"
"It's physical contact plus arousal," Clint explains. "Sorry, I keep thinking Steve has gone over this with you. Giving someone an orgasm is the best way for me to get a good solid hit, but I can charge up more slowly just by touching people when they're turned on. So yeah, really sorry about that, I'll try not to let it happen again. I should leave you to, um... whatever you're doing." He backs away toward the elevator.
Bucky swallows and says, "Wait."
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21 Jun 2026