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Within one of the desk drawers Feofan found a hidden note – seemingly penned by pity.
-Do not refer to Zandik as their leader but defer to him always
-Zandik can be reasoned with but do not disappoint him
-Do not assume 18 or 8 are kind because they are young
-Be as minimal with 45 as possible
-25 will sometimes lie
-35’s opinions carry the most weight among the segments
-Both 25 and 35 play with their food
-All are capable of extreme behavior
-They do not like each otherGood luck
“Mm. How ominous … “ Feofan muttered. Fingers of his left hand tapped against the surface of the desk for several seconds – the alternative to having a cigarette to fuss with.
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OR: Omega's relationship with Zandik becomes even more complicated when an intelligent, beautiful specimen catches their interest.
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30 Jun 2026
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Lucifer thought wearing comfortable shorts to breakfast was a harmless choice. He didn't account for Alastor’s sudden interest—or the fact that the Radio Demon's "judgmental staring” had morphed into a dangerous, hungry obsession with his legs.
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07 May 2026
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Lucifer had a system. He had the candles, the expensive floral scents, a drawer full of silicone distractions he was usually too proud to touch, and a very clear, very bold sign near the door that read: NO ALASTOR'S ALLOWED.
It was supposed to be a quiet night of self-indulgence to numb the seven-year ache of loneliness. But as it turns out, the Radio Demon doesn’t believe in boundaries—or literacy.
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06 May 2026
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Lucifer finds himself in a embarrassing position when Alastor catches him mid-self-indulgence with a cursed gift from his dear friend Ozzie.
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06 May 2026
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"And who, pray tell, would be foolish enough to judge such a contest?"
"Easy," Vox smirks, his screen flickering with a smug certainty that makes Alastor’s ears perk. "Lucifer."
Vox wants to prove he’s the best; Alastor wants to prove Vox is a failure; and Lucifer? Lucifer is just bored and utterly horny.
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06 May 2026
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What was supposed to be a "change of scenery" becomes a trial of endurance for Lucifer as Alastor exploits every physical weakness the King possesses.
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05 May 2026
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Vaggi sends Alastor on a simple errand to fetch the King, but the door to Lucifer’s quarters isn't quite closed. What Alastor witnesses—and more importantly, what he hears—changes the hotel's power dynamic forever. After all, it's hard to maintain professional distance when you've heard the Devil begging for your name.
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05 May 2026
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Lucifer has high standards. Specifically, nine-inch-minimum standards. He's also a man of science—or at least, that’s what he tells himself when he starts obsessively staring at the Radio Demon's crotch.
It turns out Alastor is remarkably well-endowed and remarkably oblivious. Lucifer decides to fix both of those problems at once, even if it means discovering that Alastor is far better at using his "size" than any he feels any demon has a right to be.
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05 May 2026
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He could - God, he could - drag Naruto awake by the hair and pin him to the floorboards. He could bite the line of his throat until it bruises purple. He could force the world back into Naruto’s eyes and make sure the first thing he sees is Sasuke’s mouth, Sasuke’s teeth, Sasuke’s name carved into the wet warmth of him.
He could.
He doesn’t.
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29 Mar 2026
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Sasuke put the glass down, he’d entertained this enough. They were being pulled out into treacherous waters.
"I don't date," Sasuke heard himself say. The words were out before his brain could catch up, tumbling into the space between them with more force than he'd intended.
"Alright," Naruto said quietly. "I-don't-date-Sasuke. I'm not expecting you to owe me anything." He paused, letting the words settle. "I have a proposition for you. A business proposition."
Sasuke stared at him.
"Are you—" He stopped. Swallowed. Started again. "Are you asking me to have sex with you? For money?"
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21 Mar 2026
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Sasuke may or may not have a breeding kink. Naruto may or may not have read into that more than he should have.
What's the worst that could happen?
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17 Mar 2026
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In a kingdom where magic and beast blood coexist, two heirs are bound by a dangerous pull. Sasuke Uchiha, a solitary sorcerer noble, and Naruto Uzumaki, the fierce Wolf Prince, are forced into alliance when an ancient threat awakens.
What once was a childhood connection becomes a fate-bound bond that could save—or doom—their worlds.
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08 Mar 2026
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Uchiha Sasuke, ex-delinquent turned quiet accountant, is the disillusioned Director of Finances at the municipality of Konoha. He’s there for the 9 to 5, good salary, benefits, retirement plan, and nothing else. He doesn’t care one bit for politics. Until, that is, newly-elected district rep Uzumaki Naruto arrives.
As he tries to quench what seems like simple physical attraction, Sasuke discovers that there’s much more than meets the eyes with the naïve and foolhardy young politician. When the latter’s dangerous entanglement with his opponents leaves the blond vulnerable, it stirs the violent beast within Sasuke thought he had put to rest for good.
SasuNaru, modern AU.
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06 Mar 2026
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The average human can only hold their breath for 30-90 seconds.
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06 Mar 2026
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Naruto drugs Sasuke to prepare him for the fast-approaching day when they finally cross the line and become lovers.
He's going to make sure that Sasuke needs Naruto as much as Naruto needs him.
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- Part 1 of Unhealthy Codependence
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05 Mar 2026
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Where Naruto and Sasuke celebrate their first year together, and the sex is good.
Naruto kisses him slowly, touches him with tenderness, thrusts gently—afraid of breaking him.But Sasuke wants to be broken.
Or: where Sasuke wants Naruto to fuck him so hard he blacks out, but doesn’t know how to ask for it.
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05 Mar 2026
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Naruto was three fingers deep in Sasuke when it hit him.
Holy shit. I’m going to have sex with Sasuke Uchiha.
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05 Mar 2026
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Sasuke has had the same problem for ten years now: his rival - or better said: his archenemy. Loud, blond, infuriatingly talented - and now, insult to injury, on the same university team. What could be worse? An away tournament. An overbooked hotel. A shared room. And the real horror: one single bed.
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05 Mar 2026
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When overworked social-worker-in-training Naruto Uzumaki becomes the emergency foster parent to a five-year-old boy who doesn't speak, he figures things can't possibly get more overwhelming.
He doesn't need his emotionally unavailable ex showing up with a checkbook.
Too bad Menma already decided they're a family.
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04 Mar 2026
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Naruto wanted to impress the board and maybe get that corner office. Instead, he got Uchiha Sasuke.
They're supposed to co-lead a major campaign.
Instead, they keep ending up in supply closets, empty meeting rooms, and one particularly ill-advised hotel room in Hokkaido.
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"Do you ever shut up?" Sasuke growled.
"Do you ever get over yourself?" Naruto snapped.
Sasuke pulled him closer.
"I could have you fired."
"Yeah, right. If that would make you feel better, you're welcome to call Daddy and—"
The words were swallowed by Sasuke's lips.
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23 Feb 2026