existential_vacuum



Recent bookmarks

  1. Rec 58

    You Will See Me by

    Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)  

    10 Jul 2026

    Tags
    Summary

    Within one of the desk drawers Feofan found a hidden note – seemingly penned by pity.

    -Do not refer to Zandik as their leader but defer to him always
    -Zandik can be reasoned with but do not disappoint him
    -Do not assume 18 or 8 are kind because they are young
    -Be as minimal with 45 as possible
    -25 will sometimes lie
    -35’s opinions carry the most weight among the segments
    -Both 25 and 35 play with their food
    -All are capable of extreme behavior
    -They do not like each other

    Good luck

    “Mm. How ominous … “ Feofan muttered. Fingers of his left hand tapped against the surface of the desk for several seconds – the alternative to having a cigarette to fuss with.

    ~~~~~

    OR: Omega's relationship with Zandik becomes even more complicated when an intelligent, beautiful specimen catches their interest.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,043
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    54
    Kudos:
    419
    Bookmarks:
    58
    Hits:
    6,545
    Bookmarked by existential_vacuum

    30 Jun 2026

  2. Rec *

    Under Maintenance by

    Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

    23 Apr 2026

    Tags
    Summary

    Lucifer thought wearing comfortable shorts to breakfast was a harmless choice. He didn't account for Alastor’s sudden interest—or the fact that the Radio Demon's "judgmental staring” had morphed into a dangerous, hungry obsession with his legs.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,636
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    480
    Bookmarks:
    105
    Hits:
    4,226
    Bookmarked by existential_vacuum

    07 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 54

    The Sign was Decorative by

    Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

    26 Mar 2026

    Tags
    Summary

    Lucifer had a system. He had the candles, the expensive floral scents, a drawer full of silicone distractions he was usually too proud to touch, and a very clear, very bold sign near the door that read: NO ALASTOR'S ALLOWED.

    ​It was supposed to be a quiet night of self-indulgence to numb the seven-year ache of loneliness. But as it turns out, the Radio Demon doesn’t believe in boundaries—or literacy.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,139
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    338
    Bookmarks:
    54
    Hits:
    3,771
    Bookmarked by existential_vacuum

    06 May 2026

  4. Rec 63

    Horned and Cornered by

    Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

    05 Feb 2026

    Tags
    Summary

    Lucifer finds himself in a embarrassing position when Alastor catches him mid-self-indulgence with a cursed gift from his dear friend Ozzie.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,067
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    295
    Bookmarks:
    63
    Hits:
    3,233
    Bookmarked by existential_vacuum

    06 May 2026

  5. Rec 50

    ​Winner Gets Bragging Rights by

    Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

    04 Apr 2026

    Tags
    Summary

    ​"And who, pray tell, would be foolish enough to judge such a contest?"

    ​"Easy," Vox smirks, his screen flickering with a smug certainty that makes Alastor’s ears perk. "Lucifer."

    Vox wants to prove he’s the best; Alastor wants to prove Vox is a failure; and Lucifer? Lucifer is just bored and utterly horny.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,365
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    45
    Kudos:
    269
    Bookmarks:
    50
    Hits:
    4,434
    Bookmarked by existential_vacuum

    06 May 2026