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Harrowhark's Hater Era by eviltimes
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
06 Apr 2026
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"Really, she’d been charitable. It’s only that one of the thin-skinned airheads has taken it upon herself to be the student handbook equivalent of a big fat tattle-tale. Well. As Palamedes had put it: trying to reach consensus with Harrow in restorative justice mediation is like trying to get your unconscious pet elephant through the cat flap by gently tugging on its leash. Harrow usually resents Palamedes’ egregious similes, but admittedly this one is apt."
aka Harrow experiences the trials and tribulations of university disciplinary procedures ft. tired Phd student Pal
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"The hickey in the divot of her neck. Exposed with the twist of her head from its spot under her collar. He is caught in it, like some poor anglerfish bait, transfixed by this light, or rather, smudge of darkness, waiting as if hypnotized to be swallowed up by something with very large teeth."
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Roy has a rude awakening, literally
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Musgrove invited him back for dinner. He would go. He told himself that he wasn't afraid of Anne.
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excerpt of chapter seven from wentworth's perspective.
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She seemed quite excited about it. I think she honest to god might like me back?”
James was looked embarrassed now, almost blushing, and Sirius could not be more exasperated.
“Honest to god?! Honest to god James, I will do whatever it takes to get you to go out with this girl. I have invested too much time, energy, and french vocabulary for this to fail.”
“Will you go out with Remus Lupin?”
“What?!”
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jily and wolfstar, highschool shenanigans, kind of based on ten things i hate about you
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his sugar baby, his sour coach, his jock bro lady macbeth by angel_deux
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
05 Jun 2026
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Shane and Ilya collide on the ice in 2008, and Shane's career is over before it begins.
In 2014, when they meet each other in a club in Boston, Ilya wants to make it up to him.
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25 Jun 2026
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continuity errors/tuesday again by Anonymous
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
17 Apr 2026
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The first thing you should know about time loops is that they’re really fucking hard to break. The second thing is that you can never break one in such a way that it is incapable of returning.
The third thing you should know is that everyone around you has probably been stuck in a time loop at one point or another, and they made it out alive. This is only comforting if you’re a numbers guy, or if you’re the kind of guy who talks to others about how it feels to live the same day over and over and over and over and over and over again.
Shame if you’re not; the most important thing you should know about breaking a time loop is that it helps to tell someone you’re trapped in one in the first place.
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- Part 11 of my heated rivalry anon fics
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07 May 2026
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“You don’t mind, do you?” Shane asked, before he could stop himself.
Ilya looked at him like he’d said something stupid. Shane cringed. “No, it is good for me,” Ilya said, his lip curling up. “Healthy competition.”After Sochi, Shane starts sleeping with another man. After Vegas, he picks back up with Ilya, too.
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- Part 5 of perfect from now on
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09 Apr 2026
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"It just works better like that. Taking his mind off of the logistics and the meaning of it all and the implications lets him put that focus to better work on the actual thing he cares about: hockey. It really isn’t that different from outsourcing his branding to Mom, or any less embarrassing than his dietician meal prepping for him or his trainer mapping out his workout plan. They’re experts in their field, nutrition and marketing and fucking. Shane is an expert in his: taking all that into his body and using it to be fucking awesome at hockey. It’s win, win, win.
Meals get delivered at his door. Room numbers and plans get texted to him. And appointments with photographers get emailed with subject lines reminding him to remember to use the good shampoo in his hair before them.
He’s still in control in the sense he’s letting it all happen for him, except that sometimes, especially at these stupid fucking photoshoots, it feels a little bit like it’s happening to him, instead."
Shane gets into a bad situation with a photographer who has pictures Shane would rather not get out. Ilya and Rose find out about it, eventually.
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06 Apr 2026
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Seven scandals in the life of Ilya Rozanov.
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- Part 8 of perfect from now on
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29 Mar 2026