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  1. Summary

    sci-fi worldbuilding project directly inspired by the Transformers Mecha Pilot Jazz AU with such wondrous elements as 'aliens who are debatably the Quintessons' and 'Wrong Space,' otherwise known as Area Where Reality Hates You, and megacorporations that hate you too

    very continuity soup. and remember: if it doesn't make sense, blame it on wrong space, it's always wrong space's fault

    notable infuences on this Soup:
    - LANCER
    - Mouthwashing
    - Skyward (Brandon Sanderson)
    - ACVI
    - Ultrakill
    - The Magnus Archives
    (more pending. as i remember them)

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    Jack and Maddie Fenton have tried and failed to exorcise the powerful spirit inhabiting the body of their son. To make matters worse, he doesn't even believe he's possessed, and no amount of evidence can persuade him to accept reality. So, they do what any good parent would- they do their best to keep him safe and comfortable while they continue their search for a cure.

    If that means keeping him locked down under 24-hour surveillance in an ecto-containment unit while they do that, then... well, it doesn't feel great, but he's their baby boy. And what else can they do?

    Until they maybe, kind of, -accidentally- end up in maximum security prison for crimes against metahumanity, and then someone else has to take care of their son without them.

    The good news is that the Justice League has a specialist.

    The bad news is that Danny can't be cured.

    The reason why is a matter of debate.

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    12 Nov 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    smiles serenely... ch13

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    Between Grace's scant first aid and the nanny bot they managed to get the man mostly stable, tucked into Grace's bed and completely dead to the world for the past few days.

    It's the same man currently trying to kill him.
     

    or, the Eridians find a man covered in blood and Grace hasn't been able to care for something in far too long.

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    23 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    oh quite good. miscommunication HAS died by the author's hand. oh no it's back but in an interesting way. rip to grace's neck and simon's mental health. 55

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    It turns out that being wired into giant war machines doesn’t play nice with human brains. The Earth Mechanical Defense Force, or EMDF, learned that the hard way when their pilots started going… neurotic, let’s say, after a few missions.

    The obvious solution to that problem was to simply wire the pilot into their mecha permanently, that way their mind wasn’t being strained by the constant in and out. Unfortunately that strategy backfired and the pilots started going neurotic much, much faster, and this time they were giant and made of metal and much harder to put down.

    So, the obvious next step would be to pull the plug on that idea and go back to the drawing board, right? No, that’s ridiculous, the next step was obviously to simply…

    Make the mecha forget they’d ever been human in the first place.

    Somewhere along the line someone should have pulled the plug, but they’d already invested so much into the project, and you know what they say about sunk cost fallacy.

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    01 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    oooouuuugh now this is some good flavor The Horrors. AMAZING LITTLE GUY ALERT. BUMBLEBEE I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU BUMBLEBEEEEEE. ch31

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    Hot Rod wonders if he's cursed by something he did in a previous life. Normal mechs don’t have to deal with the slag he gets put through—namely getting stranded on a Quintesson-occupied planet with no means of contacting home, encountering strange, mutilated Cybertronians seemingly built just to kill Quints, and being ordered to babysit said strange, mutilated Cybertronians.

    All of this is to say that everything currently wrong with Hot Rod’s life can be attributed to the stray that followed him home: one maybe-empurata victim calling himself “Thunderclash”.

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    Before the Kaiju came to Earth, Thunderclash used to dream of being an astronaut, and after the longest two decades of his life, his boyhood dream has somehow come to fruition.

    Sure, it’s been a bit more fraught than he’d imagined as a kid—what with him piloting a mecha instead of a rocket, helping giant robotic aliens fight off Kaiju, and dealing with a language barrier that has resulted in said aliens mistaking him for being one of them—but Thunderclash wouldn't give it up for the world.

    Besides, with Hot Rod guiding him through these unfamiliar stars, Thunderclash thinks that everything'll turn out fine.

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    08 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    OOOUGH. yay ❤️ yay ❤️ suffering for all involved via misunderstandings and miscommunication Entirely on accident. thunderclash my boy i care for you so. ch4

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    The war ended with a lucky shot. Megatron and Shockwave were dead, Starscream was missing, and the majority of the Decepticons were captured, or even helping the Autobots rebuild.
    Skywarp escaped.
    And when the Autobots discovered a dark secret about the four seekers in their brig, they came looking for answers.

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    08 Dec 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    good :) ch48