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    Three times Ilya Rozanov's dog almost exposed his secret relationship, and one time she didn't have to.

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    Five times someone fought on Shane Hollander’s behalf, and one time they didn’t have to.

    No one would ever call Shane a fighter - he'd learned that lesson from his mother first, and later from coaches who preferred him scoring half a dozen goals to sitting in the penalty box. It was around age thirteen, when Shane's voice had started cracking and his shins started screaming with growing pains when he ran for too long, that he'd learned his hands were worth more than a fist fight on the ice. Around the same time the other, less talented boys started making up for what they lacked in skill or hockey IQ by bashing each other into the boards.

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    24 Jul 2026

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    TO ROSE:
    since you’re gonna be in boston and you’re interested in hockey dick
    [contact info: ilya rozanov]

    After Rose and Shane break up, Rose's best friend tries to set her up with Ilya, passing her number to him under a fake name. But Ilya is crashing out, and instead of meeting up with “Sexy Anne,” he drunkenly texts her about how much he misses another girl: Jane. Comedy ensues. An unlikely friendship ensues. And then it's All-Star Weekend, and Ilya needs Sexy Anne’s help avoiding Jane while Shane needs Rose’s help winning back the man he's only just realized he wants...

    aka 👩🏻‍🦰📱🧑🏼‍🦱🧑🏻🏖️🏒🤣😢❤️

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    23 Jul 2026

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    JJ didn't think the others saw it. Hayden, maybe, but Jackie was the only WAGs's name Shane had committed to memory so Hayden never brought it up. JJ didn't have a wife or girlfriend. He had his hookups and the names of the best restaurants in each city they player in. If JJ had a dog, Shane would probably mix its name up with Drapeau's. The others didn't get that however pathetic or sad they might think Shane, Shane thought the same of them tenfold when they missed shots at practice or ate fast food on weekdays. Shane wasn't being prissy or funny when he said, don't embarass me—JJ still doesn't know exactly what it was, but he doesn't care to find out.

    Shane had poured everything into his team (possessively: it was his team) and he asked them to give it back that day, so they delivered. When Shane smiled at them afterwards, it felt like love.

    Character study on neurotic batshit hardass Captain Shane Hollander. The awe-inspiring and aloof Canadian Hockey Jesus Shane Hollander. Unwilling MLH sex icon Shane Hollander, the face on many mens' dart boards.

    or, JJ on the enigma of (his feelings for) Shane Hollander over the years.

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