disasterbitch
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Salesman of the Year by disasterbitch
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
19 Jun 2026
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When Ilya Rozanov joins Data Spark and is immediately considered for the managing position that Shane Hollander wants, Shane must prove that he is the best salesman and deserves the promotion. Unfortunately, Ilya is determined to make this as difficult as possible.
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Or: Heated Rivalry, but instead of hockey, it’s tech sales.
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Secret Santa by disasterbitch
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
18 Jun 2026
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From: [email protected]
Subject: Secret Santa 2015
Dear Shane Hollander,
Thank you for participating in the MLH Secret Santa!
This year, you will be sending a gift to: Ilya Rozanov (Boston Raiders).
In order to get to know him and get a personalized gift, you will get access to an encrypted messaging app where you can ask him questions. Make sure you don't reveal who you are!
Please send your gift before December 15th to the Boston Raiders social media manager’s office at the address below.
Merry Christmas!
The MLH Social Media Team
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Or: Shane and Ilya never hooked up, Shane needs to get Ilya a secret santa gift, and Ilya is on a mission to figure out who his secret santa is.
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bad idea, right? by cherhorowitz8
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
02 Apr 2026
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After making up a fake boyfriend so his teammates would stop setting him up on dates, Shane is suddenly faced with the task of finding a real one on short notice in order to avoid humiliation.
Shockingly, his old rival, Ilya Rozanov, is willing to do what it takes to help him. Even if that means pretending to be in love with Shane for a full weekend.
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+1 (617) 555-9214
[image blurred]
thinking about u+1 (857) 555-4473
i’m guessing this wasn’t meant for me+1 (617) 555-9214
fuck.or: Shane Hollander receives a thirst trap from an unknown number - and absolutely should not reply, especially considering how much he and Ilya Rozanov can’t stand each other in real life.
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- Part 2 of college hollanov
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A glimpse into Shane and Ilya's life after getting together on Facebook Marketplace, and a short-lived attempt at finding a third roommate.
A sequel to hi shane, is this still available?
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- Part 2 of message sent to seller
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@shanehollander24 replied to @realrozanov by lavender1001
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
10 Jan 2026
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“Okay,” Farah began, “We can announce your relationship in two ways. We can hard launch it, like ripping off a bandaid. Or we…soft launch. Slowly. Very slowly. Give people time to wrap their heads around the idea, so that by the time you guys announce your relationship, most people will be expecting it.”
Later that week, Shane Hollander @shanehollander24 posted: Great game tonight @realrozanov but don’t get your hopes up when Montreal’s in town.
Thirty seconds later, Milly @shaydenforever replied: i’m screaming not my baby shane’s first post in a year being a chirp keep the PR friendship alive
Thuy @hollanderposting: I just know his momager yuna (affectionate) put a gun to his head and said “if you really cared about your charity getting donations you’d be more active on social media” and you know what. God bless. 🙏
Or, a social media fic in a world where Shane and Ilya didn't get outed and instead decided to soft launch their relationship
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i really hope you're gonna get out soon by taywrites11
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
08 Feb 2026
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Sochi Olympics, 2014.
"MASSIVE ICLOUD HACK REVEALS PRIVATE PHOTOS, MESSAGES, VIDEOS OF HUNDREDS OF OLYMPIC ATHLETES"
Ilya feels a trickle of unease down his spine. He shakes it off impatiently as he clicks on the article.