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A vampire. A human. A holiday party. Izzy jokes that it’s like a high school reunion a hundred years later, and Frenchie hums with amusement and says that’s how long it’s been since he’s seen some of them in person. It's time for Izzy to meet them now, too.
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- Part 2 of ofmd fantasy au series
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Izzy puts down the shot, brain firing online. Frenchie chuckles, all low and deep against his ear. He turns his head, “You want…?”
“Mm. And I want you to eat your cake.” Frenchie coos, “It’s a night for indulging.”
Written for OFMDAroAceWeek!
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As the 'merchant' ship known as Izzy's Revenge continues to sail, the Captain and First Mate look into some personal new horizons. - Takes place in the time before the first fic's last scene, to show the slowness of the 1700s mail system.
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- Part 3 of sing to me 'verse
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Fang arrives at Jim's door and asks if the two of them can spend more time together in a way they used to. It becomes routine as underlying feelings grow into more.
(Whole series read not required)
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- Part 2 of sing to me 'verse
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For NeurOFMDivergent Week — Day 7. The prompt was Happiness/Memories/"Need a break?"
Frenchie does indeed need a break from all the noise and clutter of his Captain's desk.
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Sitting straighter, Steak tenses as the door is encouraged further open by a booted foot and Captain French pops his head around, sees him and winks, then backs in, bringing Mr Hands with him, his long fingers very firmly over his husband’s eyes.
“Are you looking forward to your present, dear?”
Behind his makeshift blindfold, Mr Hands frowns. “It's not my fucking birthday.”
“A man can't get a present for his husband? Call it a belated wedding present.”
“Frenchie, we've been married a year and a half.”
Captain French smiles indulgently, and it’s clear to Steak that he loves his husband very much. “Very belated then, wouldn’t you say.”Bookmarked by derekstilinski
03 Jun 2026
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Come to Your Senses by concorbz
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
28 May 2026
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Rocky creates an android body to use for emergencies. There's just one little problem: the settings of his sensory input are all way too high, and he absolutely hates it. Perhaps some adjustments are in order.
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- Part 1 of Astral Deviation { PHM x DBH }
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29 May 2026
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It's Special When It's You And Me by Eltrkbarbarella
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
14 Jun 2021
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Jester looks wistfully at Fjord, who’s being a good captain, checking over shipment documents while also looking very handsome.
The thing is: They haven’t done it yet. Not for lack of wanting to; it just hasn’t been the right moment yet.
Maybe this seemingly ordinary night will turn into something special, with just a little prompting in the form of some very inappropriate doodling.
Or: Jester finally gets to fuck.
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21 May 2026
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Dennis has a hard time comprehending the series of events that landed him here. He’s sitting on a barstool, with a dirty martini he hates in front of him and his hot bosses on either side of him.
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So Robby’s a cuck, and Jack is an eater. Dennis can’t wait to see Trinity’s face when he tells her.Series
- Part 1 of Come (and I'll take you under)
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14 Mar 2026
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To Our Good Friend and Squire, Edward, Who Needs his Dick Ridden Expediently
To our dearest friend and squire, Edward,
We are most concerned for the welfare of your penis.
You have not, as of yet, to the best of our knowledge, had an orgasm with this new penis while another person is present.
As such, our friend Jeffrey has provided you with a wide variety of whores so that you might finally stop drinking too much wine in an evening and commiserating at your penis' lack of experience.
Please peruse these profiles so that you may select one and we can finally, finally, all be at peace.
Yours cordially,
Jeffrey, Gareth and Freak
"Whores?!" Eddie echoes, in affectionate outrage. "Alright, let's see how well you know my taste, Jeff."
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02 Jan 2026