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    Shane Hollander is having relationship problems. Specifically, boner problems.

    Luckily, his teammate, Ilya Rozanov, is more than willing to help with Shane's newest project on how to get hard: cuckolding.

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    26 Jul 2026

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    Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky.

    Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.

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    11 Jul 2026

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    The athletic center has a gym floor, a shower block, a recovery pool, and a sauna. Shane has done something he regrets in all four of them.

    Or - 3 times Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov almost get caught fooling around in the athletic center, and the 1 time they actually do.

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    07 Jul 2026

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    The NHL changes the playoff format, hoping for more rivalries, more chaos, and better ratings. Instead, they accidentally create the worst possible scenario for Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov: a legitimate chance they could face each other in the Stanley Cup Final.

    Naturally, Ilya responds by making a bet.

    “If I win the cup this year,” he says, “then I get to kiss you in front of the entire arena.”

    Shane fully expects the universe to stop them before it ever becomes a problem. The universe, unfortunately, thinks this is hilarious.

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    Or: the year after Scott and Kip's infamous Stanley Cup kiss, the NHL just so happens to make it possible for Boston and Montreal to meet in the finals, giving Ilya the perfect idea...

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    03 Jul 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov really, really wants Shane Hollander's asshole. First they got cockblocked by a snowstorm. Then Hollander, certified anxious flower that he is, decided to play hard to get. Ilya has spent almost two years periodically texting his rival, hoping the latter will finally agree to hook up again. Ilya hopes to stumble upon the correct sexting-to-rage-baiting ratio, enough for Hollander to get over whatever mental hurdles he's having.

    And then, as luck would have it, Ilya meets Shane Hollander's ex-girlfriend Jessica. Of course, Ilya is not above playing dirty in order to achieve his goals...

    Chaos ensues, unlikely friendships are forged through general assholery, and jury's still out on who takes the crown as greatest menace of them all.
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    A mostly funny, occasionally wholesome story about friends who have your back, even when they're dicks about it! Told mainly through texts and tweets.

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    02 Jul 2026