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"Lemme guess, you're gonna say it's going to get in the way of our work. Or that you can't risk breaking any of your precious rules in the CIA. You've been yanking my chain around for how long now, but suddenly you're getting cold feet? Do you have something to be scared of, Locke?"
"Me, scared? Oh I sure as hell am! I mean, have you seen the size of your wangler?! That mammoth sized pike is going to tear my asshole a new one and by golly is it gonna tear—"
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Pieces of memories and moments; a drabble colleclection of various pairings and relationships.
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To love, or not to love? Either way it's a goddamn inconvenience. by daiikon
Fandoms: Danshi Koukousei no Nichijou | Daily Lives of High School Boys
20 Jun 2018
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Hidenori's love life can be described as being stuck in a stagnant stage of endless grinding to beat an impossible boss battle in a game that he has no hopes of winning against. Of course it has to be set on high difficulty, because of course he'll put himself in the worse situation possible, because clearly he has some masochistic tendency to self-inflict agonizing cringe-attacks on his poor benevolent soul.
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Takeru laughs painfully, possibly digging his own grave, hopefully digging deep enough so that he could hit the earth's core and disintegrate from sheer embarrassment. "Haha, fancy meeting you here, huh? Like, who would've thought, right? It's not every day you find yourself in bed with a great guy like me haha..ha..."
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"Your face pisses me off."
Takeru raises a brow at the amiable comment on his profile and thinks, 'What the fuck, Hisashi?'
(re: Hisashi is romantically challenged and Takeru is more dense than a stack of bricks).
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Heart Forecast by kohane420
Fandoms: プロジェクトセカイ カラフルステージ！| Project SEKAI COLORFUL STAGE! (Video Game)
14 Feb 2022
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“What I say here stays here,” An murmurs, drastically lowering her voice. She takes a deep breath and closes her eyes to collect her thoughts. When she opens them again, she tightens her grip on Akito's shoulders. “Do you think I should get Kohane homemade chocolate or store bought chocolate?” she says.
For too long of a minute, there’s nothing but silence. Then, Akito opens his mouth. “I think you need help.”
Valentine's Day is serious business, but there's nothing in the world An can't deal with if it's for Kohane.
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20 Mar 2022
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Close Enough by kohane420
Fandoms: プロジェクトセカイ カラフルステージ！| Project SEKAI COLORFUL STAGE! (Video Game)
07 Mar 2022
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So there the four of them were, sitting at their definitely-not-a double date.
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19 Mar 2022
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After some serious vulnerability between renowned art thieves, sex gets better, talks get more serious, propositions get made. Nolan might just get a two-for-one deal.
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- Part 2 of Bishops and Booth in Belgium
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19 Nov 2021
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karl picks flowers for his boyfriends.
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- Part 1 of this side of paradise
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03 Jul 2021
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"You - was that a pick up line?" He asks, taken back, and Dream almost laughs. "I'm about to steal a seventeen million dollar artifact, and your first instinct is to flirt with me?"
"I mean, I don't know, why not," Dream smiles, despite being able to list many reasons as to why not.(Dream, local superhero, attempts to recruit the infamous art thief that keeps slipping away.
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09 Jun 2021