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Everything Malfoy had ever done – making Ron sick up slugs for a day, calling Hermione slurs, spending years passively tormenting Harry – had always stood darkly against anything that may’ve been.
Recently, that’s.. changed.
It’s not like Harry had forgotten everything that had happened, it’s more that he wasn’t so sure what to make of it anymore. The memories still made him angry, sure, but the feeling is tinged with doubt.
Maybe he never really knew Malfoy very well at all.
aka: in which harry realises that there's more to malfoy than he had thought, and has various thoughts about it
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30 Apr 2026
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“I’m starting to think you’re just a shit driver.”
Oscar is leaning against the garage doors, the dim lighting accentuating the shape of his toned shoulders. Lando tries not to stare at the tight stretch of his stained white t-shirt getting pulled taut across his biceps as he crosses his arms.
Lando scoffs, leaning out of the open window. “Mate, some dickhead pushed me off the road. Wasn’t my fault.”
“What exactly did you do to piss people off enough to push you off the road?”
Lando blinks at him.
“No, nevermind, I don’t think I need to know that,” Oscar sighs, a hand pinching the skin between his eyes as he turns into the garage. “Come in.”
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- Part 1 of in the garage
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28 Apr 2026
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none of it's real, we was just fakin' how to love (try to pretend, i wasn't missin' you at all) by orpheuspen
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
23 Mar 2026
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Lando missed Oscar, way more than reasonable for what was really just a friends-with-benefits situation. He misses him so much, in fact, that he doesn't try to stop Oscar from slipping down to his knees on their fight home from Bahrain, even when their team is awake a few rows down.
Or; Post Bahrain testing Landoscar airplane sex briefly interrupted by Zak Brown.
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22 Apr 2026
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“Are you sniffing my clothes, mate?” Lando’s voice violently rips Oscar back to reality.
Oscar drops the hoodie like it’s turned into a venomous snake, recoiling in shock. Lando’s standing in the doorway, motionless, one hand still on the doorknob. Oscar can’t quite read the expression on his face, but he doesn’t need to in order to hear the incredulity ringing out in Lando’s voice.
“Um,” Oscar stammers, panic setting in. This looks so bad.
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Oscar's been obsessed with Lando since he was 14. Now they’re teammates at McLaren, and he's struggling to keep it together. Lando's not a better man.
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- 3/3
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17 Jan 2026
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"Can I suck you off?"
The question came out of the blue, a breathy plea more than anything, dripping from wet, parted lips like honey.
Oscar wasn't sure how to respond, he stared down at the man in disbelief. Was Lando being serious? They met two minutes ago, Lando had no idea who he was, and still, he was propositioning Oscar? Just like that?
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- Part 2 of julie's landoscar fics
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- Chapters:
- 10/10
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07 Jan 2026
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It’s the profound tragedy of Lando’s life, he thinks, to realise he’s in love with his teammate – just as Oscar Piastri makes a habit of standing one step higher on the podium, forcing Lando to crane his neck to look at him.
Oscar hates watching the light fade from Lando’s eyes with every victory he takes from him. He accepted the inconvenient truth long ago: he loves Lando. But he loves winning more.
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- 20/20
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03 Jan 2026
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NORRIS: Are you *eating*?
PIASTRI: Am I-? Of course not.
NORRIS: Is it good?
PIASTRI: Focus, Lando. No other cars around. Leclerc ten seconds behind, slow lap. After Leclerc is Tsunoda, timed lap, Turn 13.
Let’s do a quick one.
NORRIS: On it. Bon appetit, Piastri. [static, a gasp] Pastry!Or, Oscar is Lando's new race engineer for the 2024 season, and they stumble into a coworkers with benefits situation. And then things just keep getting more and more complicated-- but hey, the season is going pretty well!
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- 17/17
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26 Dec 2025
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Whenever Lando gets sleepy, he latches onto Oscar like a particularly clingy koala. A koala Oscar may or may not be in the process of developing feelings for.
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Lando keeps falling asleep on Oscar.
Oscar keeps letting it happen.
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17 Dec 2025
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“Right? I’m to the hilt, mate.”
Oscar whips his head around so fast he’s surprised he doesn’t give himself whiplash. He’s online enough to know it’s not a phrase that’s usually dropped into casual conversation, even less so when it’s a business callOR
Lando says insane things, and Oscar can only be so normal about itBookmarked by cuttypuck
13 Dec 2025
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Come A Little Closer Then You'll See // Landoscar by SexyDeath for deatiface
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
04 Sep 2025
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“I could always…” wickedly, Lando closes the sketchbook and sets it aside on the bedside table - so gently - smiling to himself. “You know… try it, and have you give me pointers.”
“What?”
“Yeah, like-” Lando makes a crude jerking motion with his fist, “you watch me, and tell me what I can do better.”
Oscar's blood freezes. “You want me to watch you get off?”
“No, see, you muppet,” Lando rolls his eyes, “the whole point is that I don't get off.”
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Or, in which Lando is so bothered by that Instagram confessions account that he decides edging is the best way to get over his... Premature problem.
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- Part 4 of Lando Norris/Oscar Piastri
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06 Dec 2025
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Lando sloping off after a meeting, or a practice session, only to turn up an hour or so later looking dishevelled, with clothing creases cut into his cheeks. It would be endearing if not for the fact that he seems to be hiding all the good napping spots from Oscar.
Self-proclaimed sleep enthusiast Oscar, who can never get more than ten minutes alone time for a nap
OR: Lando introduces Oscar to all the good places to nap around the garage.
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05 Dec 2025
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Lando's mind raced, and he suddenly pushed Oscar away, his eyes wide with realization. "You have a girlfriend!" he accused, his voice rising despite the noise.
Oscar's eyes dimmed slightly, a shadow passing over his face. "We agreed to take a break," he said, his tone dismissive.
Lando's eyes widened further, a spark of curiosity igniting within them. "Oh? Why?"
Oscar sighed, a sound of exasperation. "I don't want to talk about it," he said, his voice firm.
Without warning, Oscar grabbed Lando's hand and pulled him towards the back of the club, navigating the crowded dance floor with determined strides. They pushed through the heavy door of the bathroom, the dim light casting long shadows across the tiled floor.
Oscar's hands moved quickly, unbuttoning his pants with practiced ease. "Kneel," he commanded, his voice rough with desire.
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30 Nov 2025
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The plan was the same as all of Draco’s previous missions. Head to the location, search for clues, collect the target, then let the galleons roll in.
What the plan didn't involve?
Getting stranded on an isolated island inhabited by someone who’s been missing from England for the past ten years. His former nemesis — the Boy Who Lived To Be A Moody Recluse.
Who Also Happens To Be Distractingly, Incredibly Fit.
Who Also Still Hates Draco's Guts.
It’s too bad Potter has the personality of a Blast-Ended Skrewt on a bad day, or that they likely won't make it a week before killing each other, because being stuck with nothing but Potter for company is starting to make Draco think of far more pleasurable things they could do to pass the time.
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- 5/5
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04 Nov 2025
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His new partner: Draco Malfoy. Smirking like an albino demon. Pale, and in all black, like death himself dragging Harry back into his clutches.
“I’m sorry?” Harry replied, uncomprehending. The ultimate proof his brain was presently being mangled beyond repair.
Malfoy laughed coldly, sharp as a knife. “Oh Potter. I think we’re a bit beyond that, after all these years?”
Or: the boys opt out of their Auror partnership in favour of the much more interesting project of hating, saving, fucking each other – some combination of the three.
Or: Harry and Draco go through their quarter life crises.
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- English
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- 17/17
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30 Oct 2025
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It started with the spin of a bottle, and now Harry and Draco have gotten themselves so far into their own game there's almost no way out again. Except to keep playing.
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27 Oct 2025
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Malfoy's magic has run wild. But though wild magic is unpredictable and greatly feared, Harry's damned if he's going to let Malfoy rot in St Mungo's while they work out what to do with him.
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- 1/1
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12 Oct 2025
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It seemed like such a straightforward plan ‒ a trip to Suffolk to research his mother's family tree and spend a few days relaxing by the seaside. Harry wasn't looking for anything more than that. He certainly wasn't looking for Draco Malfoy.
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10 Oct 2025
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Bloody Malfoy. Always turning up when he’s not wanted, making Harry notice things he doesn’t want to notice… like Malfoy’s new tattoo.
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06 Oct 2025
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He's got fire for a heart, and I'm scared of burning by Samcgrath
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Apr 2016
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Harry returns to England to help solve a particularly tricky case but nobody bothered to mention that he'd be working with Malfoy, who seems just as happy about it as Harry. In his absence, the wizarding world has changed in ways Harry's having some trouble adjusting to while Malfoy struts around in his elegant robes and effortlessly charms everyone he lays eyes on. Months of grappling with his own feelings, trying to understand Draco's, pining day in and day out - it can get a little tiring especially when Draco Malfoy is as infuriating as ever.
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07 Sep 2025
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Harry Potter is dead! A spell goes wrong in Advanced Charms class, leaving nothing but a charred ring and a pair of empty shoes. Draco Malfoy must figure out what happened and try to bring Harry back.
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- 15/15
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07 Sep 2025
