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Of Couches and Cars by cocainekid
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
27 Feb 2024
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The couch in Aziraphales bookshop had been living with being used for sex for years and years now. To cope, it developed a few kinks as well as a crush on Crowley's Bentley.
I can not begin to explain how this happened but here we are. Basically, this is a POV from a couch in Aziraphales bookshop. First, its lonely and sad and then they fuck on it and it enjoys it a lot. It also enjoys being called dirty and getting bodily fluids on it.
Warning: Aziraphale and Crowley do do the nasty here but I dont go into detail. I still rated it Explicit because of the dirty (HAH) thoughts the couch has. Be nice to your couches people, especially if they developed self awareness. Shout out to the GoodOmensAfterDark subreddit.
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Show You Mine, Show Me Yours by Wilt
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
05 Jun 2024
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"Wanna see it?"
Peter’s head snaps up. "... You'd let me look?"
"Don't see why not. What've I got to lose? My dignity?"
-Or, the phallo fic.
Bookmarked by cocainekid
28 Jul 2024
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Fire, Bridges, and other Sensible Idioms by KiaraMGrey
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
27 Aug 2021
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To: The person who stopped the washer in the middle of my wash cycle and took my clothes out just to wash your own… You are an arsehole! Unfortunately for you, so am I. You can find your wet clothes frozen outside in the snow. If you have any problems with this, come see me in 301.
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Aziraphale has a new neighbor, and they certainly don't start off on the right foot.
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Bookmarked by cocainekid
19 Apr 2024
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“So, let me get this straight,” Crowley said, dragging that r a little for best effect. “Your librarian asks for an escort, and the first person you think of is me?”
When tabloid reporter Anthony Crowley gets roped into posing as the loving partner of their intern’s fussy librarian friend for an infernal wedding in the country, he has an inkling that he won’t come out of that little spot of bother unscathed. There is more to Aziraphale than meets the eye, and soon Crowley will discover that relationships are not for the faint of heart.
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Bookmarked by cocainekid
29 Feb 2024
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Crowley starts to drop by the bookshop after Aziraphale leaves. Muriel now has to deal with a bookshop, living on earth, and a mopey demon, all at once.
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11 Aug 2023
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love-punch by a_cry_in_the_wilderness
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
16 Mar 2025
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“What should I be calling the guy I’m about to make eat shit in a few seconds?” Peter holds out a hand.
“Deadpool.” Wade shakes it firmly. His hand is massive and grips Peter’s with a strength that makes his nerves spark. “But you can call me whatever you want before you die.”
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Bookmarked by cocainekid
13 Jul 2022