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Shane's co-worker has a Bachelor Party that goes from bad to worse. Instead of a casual night at a sports bar, they end up at a strip club where Ilya is the bouncer.
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Faulty Circuits (Best Date Ever) by cm9390
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
12 Jun 2026
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“Uhm, yes, you installed my home security system a couple of months ago. But the front door code isn’t working.”
“My apologies sir! Can you give me your name and address? I will pull up your file and get this fixed as quickly as possible.”
“Oh sure, sorry. This is Shane Hollander, my address is 239 Kodiak Way.”
Ilya almost fell out of his chair in his haste to grab a pen, knocking over the IHeartLoons mug that held an assortment of pens and pencils. Blyat! Svetlana gave a quizzical look. On the other end of the phone line, Shane asked “Is everything okay?”
With his most nonchalant voice, Ilya replied “Oh yes, my co-worker just dropped some supplies. It is all fine.” As Svetlana glared at him, Ilya silently mouthed "It is SHANE HOLLANDER" but she couldn’t understand him. She walked over to look at the computer screen and saw the name on the file that he just brought up. Wiggling her eyebrows, she started puckering her lips, making kissing noises and hugging herself in a fake embrace. Ilya swatted at her as he tried to remember how to operate a keyboard.
or Ilya owns a security company and Shane is locked out of his house.
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Dark Alleyways by cm9390
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
06 Jun 2026
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1: Here Kitty Kitty - Shane’s dinner is stolen by a stray cat. Ilya and Cliff help him rescue the baby kittens from the alley
2: All Hallows Eve - Rose and Shane dress as slutty Adam and Sexy Eve for the hockey house Halloween party. What happens when a muscular Cupid shows up?
3: Cover Charge - Shane is dragged to a strip club for his coworkers bachelor party. Ilya is the bouncer
4: Recycling Day - Shane is mugged while taking out the recycling
5: Clutch - Running late to meet Ilya at a bar with his teammates, Shane borrows Ilya’s Porsche
6: 1000 Cigarettes - Ilya thinks back on all the cigarettes he’s smoked in dark alleyways over the yearsOr Five times Shane found himself in a dark alleyway and one time Ilya walked out of a dark alley.
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Team Two by prettypleaselou
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
27 Jun 2026
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Shane Hollander wants to be good at his new corporate job.
Unfortunately, his Team Leader is Ilya Rozanov, and being good for Ilya turns out to be less straightforward than Shane anticipated.
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Or: a corporate workplace AU in which Shane learns workers' compensation, Ilya learns Shane, and neither of them knows what the fuck they're doing.
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28 Jun 2026
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If You're Scared (I'm On My Way) by kanekicure
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
09 Feb 2026
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Logically, Shane isn’t stupid, logically, part of his brain is frantically trying to pull him out of the shock. Of trying to rationalize what he is seeing. But it just doesn’t feel real. Not even as he’s watching the torso of someone still crawling along the pavement. Not until he watches one of the soldiers in the footage turn the gun around onto himself and–
Rose screams.
Shane sucks in a broken breath, the trance snapping free and one name slams into his head- Ilya. Ilya. Ilya.
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or the zombie apocalypse happens and Ilya Rozanov travels the span of America to get to Shane Hollander's side again.
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27 Jun 2026
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Hey, Are You Guys Still Open? by unlikelychild
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
26 Jun 2026
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Then like an anomaly in one of his datasets, a green OPEN tag appears next to one of the restaurants. Shane squints his eyes, having difficulty seeing properly without his glasses.
Irina's Kitchen
4.02 stars
3 reviewsShane doesn't bother reading them. He taps on the website and waits for it to load. Only to be met with error.
Sighing he exits the page and keeps on scrolling. Nothing that is open catches his interest and the rest are closed. He's wondering how stale celery would taste dipped in pickle juice when his eyes land on Irina's Kitchen once more.
There's a phone number under the address. Shane bites his lower lip and wonders if he should call.
A woman with an accented voice picks up after the 5th ring.
“Hello?”
“Uh, hey, are you guys still open?”
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27 Jun 2026
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His Majesty, Shane Fucking Hollander by kurenohikari
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
28 Jun 2026
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"You signed with the LA Kings?" she demanded. "What were you thinking? You know the plan. We'd go to the draft, get first pick, and go to Montreal."
"What are you even talking about?" Shane shot back. "If I got first pick, I'd go to Boston, not Montreal. And I don't even want to go to Montreal."
"Why?" Mom asked immediately. "They're one of the best teams in the league. One of the Original Six."
Something inside him snapped, and before he even realized it, he switched to Japanese.
"I don't know," he said, his voice tight. "Maybe because they're full of racists and homophobes. Do you even understand what I'm saying? Or have you become so white you forgot your own language?"
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- Part 4 of Hollanov Lulu-verse
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27 Jun 2026
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shanehollander joined the server by frenchudcon
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
20 Jun 2026
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@sexyhotrussian81 is annoying and Shane keeps talking to him anyway
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26 Jun 2026